Why do women, online, go on and on about looking for friends, but only want to befriend tall, athletic men, seem to always forget their purses when "meeting up as friends?", and get upset if I hit on other women while we are out? ...and why won't they play poker and video games? All my other friends do!
Why do women, online, complain about boring messages, but never put any effort into their profile, much less *gasp* initiate a message themselves?...."I like food, music, friends, and drinking..." NO SHIT!? WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON! I eat food, listen to music, hang out with my friends, and occasionally drink too!
Why do fat women, online, post pictures zoomed into their fat cleavage, online, as if having tits that are indistinguishable from an ass is so attractive, that those fat titties are entitled to all 1680x1050 pixels?
Why do women, online, think that any man gives two shits about their taking/teaching/enthusiasm for Yoga? We don't care! You're in Austin Texas! I'd be more impressed if you didn't Yoga.
Why do women, online, complain about boring coffee dates, but never buy me a ticket to go parachuting?