Q&A Philosophy -
)Most people think the world would be better off without stupid people.
)Most people think that the world is full of stupid people.
)The majority always includes the average.
)Therefore, the average person thinks that the world would be a better place after they've killed themselves.

)Most people think that the world would be better off without stupid people.
)Most people get the geometric series question wrong.
)Most people get the commonly misspelled word question wrong.
)Most people get the letter/number pattern question wrong.
)Therefore, most people think that the world would be a better place after they've killed themselves.

)Most people think that the world would be better off without stupid people.
)Some people think that the Earth is larger than the Sun.
)Most is bound to include some.
)Therefore, some people think that the world would be a better place after they've killed themselves.

)Most people think that the world would be better off without stupid people.
)Most people think that nuclear war would be exciting.
)Therefore, not only do most people think that the world would be a better place after they've killed themselves, but they are excited about it!

Online dating is depressing with all of these suicidal people!

Executing plan B. Becoming a rock star didn't pay well enough. So, now that can be my hobby and my programming hobby can be my job. See how that works out?!

Working, slaving, every day. Got to get a way from the same 'ol same 'ol....I am now a 9-5er, but I don't get to work until 10:30.

I'm good at lots of things, but I'll list some hobbies for you:

I have been doing Salsa dancing for about 2 years. It's currently an off and on thing, depending on the availability of a fun partner. Shy girls are not fun, so don't be shy.

I also spend some of my free time doing sound design, composition, and production for electronic music. I also bring out my guitar once in awhile and practice a real instrument, so I don't forget all the flashy tricks I learned to impress my high school friends. My dining room has turned into my own little music studio. It kind of sucks on poker night, but meh.

A lot of people have trouble getting over how dead sexy I am...just kidding...kind of.

I can be a tad introverted until I know people. After that, I run my mouth with no filter. I can be blunt, obscene, and I will tell you what I think. I absolutely do not get along with silent princess types.

I've also been told that posses deep eyes that someone can get lost in, amazing arms that would make a girl feel safe, in the case of a zombie apocalypse, but I think the check-out lady was flirting with me.

I read books full of ugly math equations, physics, and philosophy. We'll never talk about Harry Potter's latest adventure or how vampires glitter in the sunlight...

I like all the movies guys like: Action paced excitement, that doesn't defy the laws of physics, with an original story that hasn't been redone as many years as I am old, with the occasional hot girl to look at, and the guy who makes me laugh.

I eat almost anything, but Italian is my favorite if made to choose. Hey yo Joey, let's get some meatballs over here. I sometimes eat my day's worth of food in one sitting, which makes people think I have some incredible bottomless stomach that vaporizes things. I need to stop that though, because it makes me sleepy.

I like techno, trance, and psytrance, but not the rave, 4 to the floor, crap you hear at the dance club. I also like 80s dance, neoclassical, some good old rock and roll, or a cello solo. I like complicated music...I think that summarizes it. Anything other than 3 chords and some guy high out of his mind mumbling things. I also despise any music that would contain "Hey yo", "uhha uhha", or "bling" in the lyrics. Yea, "despise" is a harsh word, but it is accurate.

I could do without everything and I have. It's just preferable to not have to. I've made fire without a lighter, kept warm in -20 degree weather, and chased wild animals through the desert. They called it "tough love" in the 80s.

How to defeat Optimus Prime.

Taking a vacation out of the country. I want to see if Swiss hot chocolate is really as good as they say it is, if techno is better in Germany, and if the Japanese really do jumping jacks at work.

Why I have a have a craving for something new to eat in a city that has over 5000 restaurants.

No night is typical.

I might be out with some friends or doing it solo. I might be dancing or attending a workshop. Sometimes I'll stay home, cook a steak, and watch some Netflix. I could be working on my music with or without studio headphones, depending how much I like my neighbors that night.

I tight rolled my pants until I was 20 and a girlfriend yelled at me for it.

Bonuses:
You can play the cello.
You know how to multiply fractions.
You don't refer to the universe as a personality.
You can be aggressive without being slutty.
You have a personality and might make me laugh.
You are not old enough to hang out with my mom.

Deal breakers (After a few dates with people on here, I’ve decided that I need to further filter the already thin pool. I hate to sound negative, but these are some things we should knock out up front):

1) If you currently use drugs of any kind, including weed.
2) If you have been unemployed for more than 6 months.
3) If you have no vehicle of your own
4) If you live with a guy, even a gay one. Call me old fashioned.
5) If you are into some form of Pagan/Wiccan or Eastern religion.
6) Also, please do your best to only have recent photographs and lots of them. I really am not interested in what you looked like 10 years ago. I am very interested in what you look like now.