I have heard that I am a genius and a fantastic lover, OK I said it but I was listening when I said it so also add great listener.
I don't mean to brag, but I am a mammal. I think we can all agree on that. I produce carbon dioxide but only for the benefit of plants. As you can see from my picture I look like Brad Pitt, well we have the same number of eyes, noses, mouth etc. but after that it takes a serious left turn. I maintain an constant teddy bear shape. Think of a pear or an apple. I do bike about 120Km+ a week but I am still pear shaped.
I am single, no kids and these days I mostly just ride my bike. In 2013 I rode 3,068.93 km, 2500 of that from April 1 to October 30th. I am shooting for 4000km in 14. I hope to skip breaking bones this year.
I have lived a lot of places throughout Europe and the US and a few in Western Canada. If you are bored sometime I will list them for you.
I have never been abducted by aliens. I have been known to play harmonica and Tibetan finger symbols and once a triangle. I was told it was an acute triangle but it really wasn't my type. Oops math joke, that was probably too geeky. Although I was told for years it was a very important number, I have never found a use for PI.
I guess this part will be informative but I mostly just want to see what happens when I put those double square brackets around things. I am into Movies, Port, Comedy Clubs. I am a fan of Pubs. I worked in restaurants in my youth so I can and I enjoy Cooking. I am into Extreme Cuddling and Pan Dimensional Trade Agreements. I have been known to give Foot Rubs that made people change their religion, although I do question their initial dedication. I am looking for somebody on this wretched planet that can make a decent Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Galactic_Gargle_Blaster). I can hold my breath for up to two minutes but I have never found a reason to do that. I believe I could design a corduroy balcony cover, but I have never done so. There are all the normal things like Reading and Breathing I am into as well of course.
I know everybody is looking for "THE ONE", I guess I am too, but I don't really know many people in the area so I am pretty much up for anything from hanging out, going to movies etc. to something more serious.
I know I want somebody who can hold up their end of a conversation. I want somebody with a good sense of humor and and at least a reasonable sense of adventure. I am open to being wooed by rich super models but then again I would prefer they had a sense of humor and a brain.
I am pear shaped, carbon based, and non-toxic