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MeherBaba
28 / M / straight / Seeing someone
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 1" (1.85m).
- Body Type
- Fit
- Looking For
- New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- —
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- —
- Job
- Executive / Management
- Income
- $40,000–$50,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Fluently), Catalan (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am my winter jacket, is buttonless, and oh pity.
My Self-Summary
Many men have loved the bells
you fastened to the rein,
and everyone who wanted you
they found what they will always want again.
Your beauty lost to you yourself
just as it was lost to them.
Oh take this longing from my tongue,
whatever useless things these hands have done.
Let me see your beauty broken down
like you would do for one you love.
Your body like a searchlight
my poverty revealed,
I would like to try your charity
until you cry, "Now you must try my greed."
And everything depends upon
how near you sleep to me
Just take this longing from my tongue
all the lonely things my hands have done.
Let me see your beauty broken down
like you would do for one your love.
Hungry as an archway
through which the troops have passed,
I stand in ruins behind you,
with your winter clothes, your broken sandal straps.
I love to see you naked over there
especially from the back.
Oh take this longing from my tongue,
all the useless things my hands have done,
untie for me your hired blue gown,
like you would do for one that you love.
You're faithful to the better man,
I'm afraid that he left.
So let me judge your love affair
in this very room where I have sentenced
mine to death.
I'll even wear these old laurel leaves
that he's shaken from his head.
Just take this longing from my tongue,
all the useless things my hands have done,
let me see your beauty broken down,
like you would do for one you love.
L. Cohen
...la bandera catalana -quatre barres vermelles en fons groc- és de les més velles d'Europa?
...Catalunya era un país independent i lliure fins l'any 1714?
...la crueltat dels espanyols va arribar a l'extrem d'exposar durant 12 anys el cap tallat d'un dels principals generals de la resistència catalana de 1715 -Moragues- per infondre la por entre la població catalana?
...la llengua catalana ha estat sistemàticament perseguida i boicotejada pels governants espanyols des de 1714?
...el primer bombardeig sobre població civil a Europa el van patir els ciutadans de Barcelona i en van morir milers?
...l'arquitecte modernista Antoni Gaudí va ser perseguit i detingut per parlar en català?
...Josep Sunyol, President del Futbol Club Barcelona, va ser afusellat sense judici a Guadarrama (Espanya), per l'exèrcit de Franco l'any 1936?
...i que també durant aquells anys al voltant de 150.000 catalans van ser empresonats en camps de concentració o presons, sovint improvisades?
...el President legítim de Catalunya, Lluís Companys, va ser detingut pels Nazis a Bretanya, lliurat a l'Estat espanyol, empresonat, torturat i afusellat l'any 1940 per un batalló de l'Exèrcit espanyol, l'únic President democràticament elegit executat a Europa als anys 40?
...al camp de concentració de Mauthausen van morir milers de catalans i catalanes que Franco va condemnar com a "no espanyols"?
...Franco va robar de Catalunya i d'altres àrees republicanes ocupades, tots els documents de les seves institucions oficials, ajuntaments, sindicats i partits democràtics per al seu escrutini policial i encara no s'han retornat? Estan retinguts a Salamanca en contra dels criteris de l'UNESCO.
...durant el franquisme (1939-1975), als Països Catalans, 95.000 ciutadans van ser jutjats per consells de guerra sota acusacions de caire polític? Van ser executades unes 12.000 persones i 200.000 es van veure obligades a exiliar-se.
...Amnistia Internacional, el comitè especial contra la tortura de l'ONU i el Comitè per a la Prevenció de la Tortura del Consell d'Europa denuncien habitualment la pràctica de la tortura a l'Estat espanyol així com la impunitat amb què es mouen els seus responsables?
...l'Estat espanyol ha estat denunciat per torturar independentistes el 1992 i està essent jutjat pel Tribunal Europeu de Drets Humans d'Estrasburg? Una sentència anterior del mateix Tribunal ja va condemnar Espanya a indemnitzar independentistes catalans per haver estat jutjats sense garanties.
...des de l'any 1978 més de 1000 independentistes catalans han estat detinguts pels diferents cossos policials de l'Estat?
...si mai es revisa la situació de Gibraltar respecte l'Estat espanyol i la Gran Bretanya, també s'hauria de revisar la situació de Catalunya envers Espanya, perquè el mateix Tractat postbèl.lic en dicta els destins d'ençà de 1714?
...Lluís Companys va ser jutjat i comdemant a mort pels espanyols, moria afussellat el 15 d’Octubre del 1940 al Castell de Montjuïc de Barcelona? Morí com a President de Catalunya, aquesta era la seva causa criminal. Mai els seus assassins han sigut jutjats encara.
you fastened to the rein,
and everyone who wanted you
they found what they will always want again.
Your beauty lost to you yourself
just as it was lost to them.
Oh take this longing from my tongue,
whatever useless things these hands have done.
Let me see your beauty broken down
like you would do for one you love.
Your body like a searchlight
my poverty revealed,
I would like to try your charity
until you cry, "Now you must try my greed."
And everything depends upon
how near you sleep to me
Just take this longing from my tongue
all the lonely things my hands have done.
Let me see your beauty broken down
like you would do for one your love.
Hungry as an archway
through which the troops have passed,
I stand in ruins behind you,
with your winter clothes, your broken sandal straps.
I love to see you naked over there
especially from the back.
Oh take this longing from my tongue,
all the useless things my hands have done,
untie for me your hired blue gown,
like you would do for one that you love.
You're faithful to the better man,
I'm afraid that he left.
So let me judge your love affair
in this very room where I have sentenced
mine to death.
I'll even wear these old laurel leaves
that he's shaken from his head.
Just take this longing from my tongue,
all the useless things my hands have done,
let me see your beauty broken down,
like you would do for one you love.
L. Cohen
Now in Catalan
Sabies que...?...la bandera catalana -quatre barres vermelles en fons groc- és de les més velles d'Europa?
...Catalunya era un país independent i lliure fins l'any 1714?
...la crueltat dels espanyols va arribar a l'extrem d'exposar durant 12 anys el cap tallat d'un dels principals generals de la resistència catalana de 1715 -Moragues- per infondre la por entre la població catalana?
...la llengua catalana ha estat sistemàticament perseguida i boicotejada pels governants espanyols des de 1714?
...el primer bombardeig sobre població civil a Europa el van patir els ciutadans de Barcelona i en van morir milers?
...l'arquitecte modernista Antoni Gaudí va ser perseguit i detingut per parlar en català?
...Josep Sunyol, President del Futbol Club Barcelona, va ser afusellat sense judici a Guadarrama (Espanya), per l'exèrcit de Franco l'any 1936?
...i que també durant aquells anys al voltant de 150.000 catalans van ser empresonats en camps de concentració o presons, sovint improvisades?
...el President legítim de Catalunya, Lluís Companys, va ser detingut pels Nazis a Bretanya, lliurat a l'Estat espanyol, empresonat, torturat i afusellat l'any 1940 per un batalló de l'Exèrcit espanyol, l'únic President democràticament elegit executat a Europa als anys 40?
...al camp de concentració de Mauthausen van morir milers de catalans i catalanes que Franco va condemnar com a "no espanyols"?
...Franco va robar de Catalunya i d'altres àrees republicanes ocupades, tots els documents de les seves institucions oficials, ajuntaments, sindicats i partits democràtics per al seu escrutini policial i encara no s'han retornat? Estan retinguts a Salamanca en contra dels criteris de l'UNESCO.
...durant el franquisme (1939-1975), als Països Catalans, 95.000 ciutadans van ser jutjats per consells de guerra sota acusacions de caire polític? Van ser executades unes 12.000 persones i 200.000 es van veure obligades a exiliar-se.
...Amnistia Internacional, el comitè especial contra la tortura de l'ONU i el Comitè per a la Prevenció de la Tortura del Consell d'Europa denuncien habitualment la pràctica de la tortura a l'Estat espanyol així com la impunitat amb què es mouen els seus responsables?
...l'Estat espanyol ha estat denunciat per torturar independentistes el 1992 i està essent jutjat pel Tribunal Europeu de Drets Humans d'Estrasburg? Una sentència anterior del mateix Tribunal ja va condemnar Espanya a indemnitzar independentistes catalans per haver estat jutjats sense garanties.
...des de l'any 1978 més de 1000 independentistes catalans han estat detinguts pels diferents cossos policials de l'Estat?
...si mai es revisa la situació de Gibraltar respecte l'Estat espanyol i la Gran Bretanya, també s'hauria de revisar la situació de Catalunya envers Espanya, perquè el mateix Tractat postbèl.lic en dicta els destins d'ençà de 1714?
...Lluís Companys va ser jutjat i comdemant a mort pels espanyols, moria afussellat el 15 d’Octubre del 1940 al Castell de Montjuïc de Barcelona? Morí com a President de Catalunya, aquesta era la seva causa criminal. Mai els seus assassins han sigut jutjats encara.
What I’m doing with my life
Asking this question.
A long time ago, in a site far far away, I found a correlation between obesity and people with the word "baby" or the number "69" in their nickname...
There might be nothing to it, I have also found a correlation between old age and death.
On the upside, my current job consists of helping people become ready for a job -although allegedly not the best job in the world- and keep said job.
I also spend one month out of each year volunteering for an orphanage, and I do a fundraiser for such project throughout the year. My little sister works there full time, so when I visit her I work there doing whatever is needed at the moment. I've recently been raising funds to pay for the hospitalization of some of the kids. I hate Western Union and their fees.
En ce moment, je n'ai pas le gout d'impressionner en étant l'alpha Mâle.
Cet hiver j'étais dans une période d'hibernation.
Travailler tout le temps sans m'amuser me rend marabout.
Je suis un sans-abri et un sans coeur.
Mon emploi actuel consiste à aider des gens à être prêts pour un emploi -j'avoue, pas le meilleur emploi au monde- et à garder cet emploi. Je suis aussi un berger pour les pauvres caves.
Je fais aussi du bénévolat un mois par année pour un orphelinat, et ramasse des fonds à l'année longue pour se projet. Ma petite soeur travaille labas à temps plein alors lorsque je lui rends visite je profite pour donner un coup de main.
A long time ago, in a site far far away, I found a correlation between obesity and people with the word "baby" or the number "69" in their nickname...
There might be nothing to it, I have also found a correlation between old age and death.
On the upside, my current job consists of helping people become ready for a job -although allegedly not the best job in the world- and keep said job.
I also spend one month out of each year volunteering for an orphanage, and I do a fundraiser for such project throughout the year. My little sister works there full time, so when I visit her I work there doing whatever is needed at the moment. I've recently been raising funds to pay for the hospitalization of some of the kids. I hate Western Union and their fees.
Now in French
J'ai maitrisé l'art de ne pas être un
artiste.En ce moment, je n'ai pas le gout d'impressionner en étant l'alpha Mâle.
Cet hiver j'étais dans une période d'hibernation.
Travailler tout le temps sans m'amuser me rend marabout.
Je suis un sans-abri et un sans coeur.
Mon emploi actuel consiste à aider des gens à être prêts pour un emploi -j'avoue, pas le meilleur emploi au monde- et à garder cet emploi. Je suis aussi un berger pour les pauvres caves.
Je fais aussi du bénévolat un mois par année pour un orphelinat, et ramasse des fonds à l'année longue pour se projet. Ma petite soeur travaille labas à temps plein alors lorsque je lui rends visite je profite pour donner un coup de main.
I’m really good at
procrastinating. I'm the best.
I'm also good at becoming good. I learn and adapt fast.
I'm also good at forgetting fast.
I'm really good at writing that I'm really good about stuff.
I'm really good at writing that I'm really good at writing that I'm really good about stuff.
Basically I'm really good.
Apparently I have vocal superpowers.
I might be good at imagining strange scenarios, giving a massage, writing random stuff, interpreting, succeeding, failing,hitchhiking all across Canada for weeks and spending only a few dollars, reading, dancing on my chair, sometimes a piano player, learning and forgetting, finding anything (try me), being funny in an unconventional way, humming, being a hermit
People that say their hobbies include being "unique and different" are fucking idiots, and by that I don't mean that their sex partners are idiots. they might be, if their partner says that their hobby is to be unique and different.
D'après certains amis je suis le maitre du Judo psychologique.
Je souffre aussi d'intuition extrême et de détection de pleins-de-merde.
Je suis aussi vraiment doué pour apprécier l'anatomie féminine, mais pas toutes les femmes.
Je suis aussi doué pour imaginer d'étranges scénarios, donner des massages, écrire occasionnellement, interpréter, réussir, faillir, faire du pouce à travers le Canada pendant des semaines et dépenser seulement quelques dollars, lire, danser sur ma chaise, jouer le piano des fois, apprendre et oublier, trouver n'importe quoi (essayez moi), être drôle de façon non conventionnelle, être un ermite.
Les gens qui disent qu'ils sont "uniques et différents" sont de vrais caves.
I'm also good at becoming good. I learn and adapt fast.
I'm also good at forgetting fast.
I'm really good at writing that I'm really good about stuff.
I'm really good at writing that I'm really good at writing that I'm really good about stuff.
Basically I'm really good.
Apparently I have vocal superpowers.
I might be good at imagining strange scenarios, giving a massage, writing random stuff, interpreting, succeeding, failing,hitchhiking all across Canada for weeks and spending only a few dollars, reading, dancing on my chair, sometimes a piano player, learning and forgetting, finding anything (try me), being funny in an unconventional way, humming, being a hermit
People that say their hobbies include being "unique and different" are fucking idiots, and by that I don't mean that their sex partners are idiots. they might be, if their partner says that their hobby is to be unique and different.
Now in French
la procrastination. Je suis le meilleur.D'après certains amis je suis le maitre du Judo psychologique.
Je souffre aussi d'intuition extrême et de détection de pleins-de-merde.
Je suis aussi vraiment doué pour apprécier l'anatomie féminine, mais pas toutes les femmes.
Je suis aussi doué pour imaginer d'étranges scénarios, donner des massages, écrire occasionnellement, interpréter, réussir, faillir, faire du pouce à travers le Canada pendant des semaines et dépenser seulement quelques dollars, lire, danser sur ma chaise, jouer le piano des fois, apprendre et oublier, trouver n'importe quoi (essayez moi), être drôle de façon non conventionnelle, être un ermite.
Les gens qui disent qu'ils sont "uniques et différents" sont de vrais caves.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm their dreamboat.
MY PERSONALITY IT IS VISIBLE TO THE NEKKID EYE/THAT I IZ A GRATE RITER/THAT I AM A VERY DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE JUST LIEK EVERBODY ELS
Retards everywhere.
Tits and Ass, obviously.
Some turn around when they hear my voice.
On OkCupid, people tend to notice my journal comments before anything else. I've been accused of being an asshole and a hottie. Both statements are demonstrably inaccurate.
D'après mes élèves, je suis un pétard. Ai-je mentionné que je travaille pour l'institut du Braille?
MY PERSONALITY IT IS VISIBLE TO THE NEKKID EYE/THAT I IZ A GRATE RITER/THAT I AM A VERY DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE JUST LIEK EVERBODY ELS
Retards everywhere.
Tits and Ass, obviously.
Some turn around when they hear my voice.
On OkCupid, people tend to notice my journal comments before anything else. I've been accused of being an asshole and a hottie. Both statements are demonstrably inaccurate.
Now in French
Mon cul, ou mes yeux et mes cheveux, tout dépend de si ils sont
derrière moi ou devant moi.... SI ils sont de côté, ils remarquent
mon profil... ou que je suis gaucher et pas un végétarien... ça
c'est si ils me voient manger de la viande. Ça n'arrivera peut-être
pas. Si je suis nu, ELLES (ce qui peut varier dépendant de qui
sont-ELLES et de leur effet sur mon anatomie) remarquent que je
suis un homme qui possède tous ses membres, qui n'est pas métro
sexuel, que les salons de bronzage ce n'est pas pour moi... pas
autant de gens que ça ont ce privilège, maintenant que j'y pense,
alors ça suffit. Certaines personnes ne me remarquent pas , mais ça
dépend du jour et de si j'ai le gout de me faire remarquer ou
pas..D'après mes élèves, je suis un pétard. Ai-je mentionné que je travaille pour l'institut du Braille?
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I am strongly attracted by newness and the unknown, in every
area.
Mmmm, don't feel like writing them down, but I fucking hate it when I see people writing in their profile the titles of current pop-lit. Mark Twain is the man. Neil Gaiman too, although not as manly. Dostoyevsky is a bad friend of mine. Dan Brown is pure unadulterated crap, except for the bits he plagiarized. If I see him in a grocery store I'll roll over him with my kart. I like a whole bunch of items on a few profiles I saw, and more... just read those profiles and pretend that the good stuff you read is on mine. I have a 500 book collection, 20000 cdisplay graphic novels (not all of them that good), some mainstream music but mostly not, although I'd rather die choking on a pretzel than impressing you with my Indieness (whatever that is): Muse, Alldressed Men, Cowboys Fringants, Arcade Fire, Hotwork, REM, the Volswagen, tvfeet, coffee reunion, Seguridad Social, Elliott Smith, Leonard Cohen.... No matter what some stupid asshole may think, if you NEED a video clip to enjoy a certain type of music, that music is shitty, pointless, stupid, and the people behind it deserve to repetitively drop the soap in jail. Probably those that buy that crap, too.
I am not addicted to music. If you are terrified of silence I will probably find you annoying. It's hard to choose favorites, but I refuse to be a fucking idiot and write down in alphabetical order the name of two hundred bands.
My favorite food is food I haven't tasted (becomes rarer and rarer), although lately I have a penchant for Indian and certain African cuisines. I am also really hungry for fish. Also: Koala and Panda meat, rhinoceros, eagles, condor, wolf,antelope, albatross, camel, gibbons, leopards, mmmmm. Provide me with some of those and I'm yours, baba. If you show up hustling your vegetables in danger of extinction, I'll think about it.
Mmmm, don't feel like writing them down, but I fucking hate it when I see people writing in their profile the titles of current pop-lit. Mark Twain is the man. Neil Gaiman too, although not as manly. Dostoyevsky is a bad friend of mine. Dan Brown is pure unadulterated crap, except for the bits he plagiarized. If I see him in a grocery store I'll roll over him with my kart. I like a whole bunch of items on a few profiles I saw, and more... just read those profiles and pretend that the good stuff you read is on mine. I have a 500 book collection, 20000 cdisplay graphic novels (not all of them that good), some mainstream music but mostly not, although I'd rather die choking on a pretzel than impressing you with my Indieness (whatever that is): Muse, Alldressed Men, Cowboys Fringants, Arcade Fire, Hotwork, REM, the Volswagen, tvfeet, coffee reunion, Seguridad Social, Elliott Smith, Leonard Cohen.... No matter what some stupid asshole may think, if you NEED a video clip to enjoy a certain type of music, that music is shitty, pointless, stupid, and the people behind it deserve to repetitively drop the soap in jail. Probably those that buy that crap, too.
I am not addicted to music. If you are terrified of silence I will probably find you annoying. It's hard to choose favorites, but I refuse to be a fucking idiot and write down in alphabetical order the name of two hundred bands.
My favorite food is food I haven't tasted (becomes rarer and rarer), although lately I have a penchant for Indian and certain African cuisines. I am also really hungry for fish. Also: Koala and Panda meat, rhinoceros, eagles, condor, wolf,antelope, albatross, camel, gibbons, leopards, mmmmm. Provide me with some of those and I'm yours, baba. If you show up hustling your vegetables in danger of extinction, I'll think about it.
The six things I could never do without
Hope, Beauty, Fiction, Demonoid, My health, and some of you,
sometimes.
Le stimulus intellectuel de tout genre. De nouveaux trucs intéressants à lire, voir, écouter, regarder, sentir, gouter.
La liberté d'aller n'importe ou.
Google, bien sûr.
Now in French
Les belles femmes, mais seulement si elles ne sont pas
chiantes.Le stimulus intellectuel de tout genre. De nouveaux trucs intéressants à lire, voir, écouter, regarder, sentir, gouter.
La liberté d'aller n'importe ou.
Google, bien sûr.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether or not I am
where I should be.
what else I should should about in terms of all other shoulds.
thinking about thinking about thinking, and the obvious of course.
I also ponder upon human relations. In both relationships and systems of government/beliefs, you find the shepherds and the sheep in codependency. Some needs others' approval and adulation, some need ready-made thoughts, ideas and regulations to make their life easy, give them security and stop living in doubt.
what else I should should about in terms of all other shoulds.
thinking about thinking about thinking, and the obvious of course.
I also ponder upon human relations. In both relationships and systems of government/beliefs, you find the shepherds and the sheep in codependency. Some needs others' approval and adulation, some need ready-made thoughts, ideas and regulations to make their life easy, give them security and stop living in doubt.
Editors
On a typical Friday night I am
Cycling. Sleeping.
Swimming. Walking. Rock climbing (not-so-skillfully). Sitting.
Playing tennis
(badly). Watching. Listening. Tango lessons (learning, not
teaching). Talking. Moving. Reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Huge
women are my sex drive's kryptonite.
It's not easy being free.
I rode a Segway once for an hour with someone from okcupid. Now I can cross that out.
I want a pet. There's a possibility I might prefer meaningful love, though, whatever that is. This has nothing to do with okcupid.
The common denominator of all your unsatisfactory relationships is you.
That goes for me too, of course.
I like to be the numerator.
I grew up in a cult.
It's not easy being free.
I rode a Segway once for an hour with someone from okcupid. Now I can cross that out.
I want a pet. There's a possibility I might prefer meaningful love, though, whatever that is. This has nothing to do with okcupid.
The common denominator of all your unsatisfactory relationships is you.
That goes for me too, of course.
I like to be the numerator.
I grew up in a cult.
Editors
You should message me if
You don't take this too seriously or think it's a marital agency.
It's the internet, stop building imaginary Disney castles. I don't
mind meeting worthwhile individuals of all kinds, but I'm not a
strong believer in internet-dating (nor club-dating, for that
matter).
You want to invite me for something, you want me to invite you for something or you have something to say that I should absolutely hear.
You should message me if you want to provide me with some longboarding skills, play tennis (I am but a beginner though), go swimming and/or cycling, or do similar activities. Shyness is OK but don't be too sickly socially awkward - If you are, consider avoiding internet therapy.
The worst thing that might happen is that me answering you back is low on my priorities - which usually depends more on the quality of your message than on that of your pictures (Usually. I make exceptions.)) I try though, I swear. If your message requires a thorough, thoughtful and painful personalized response and this is a low priority (could be due to my current occupations, desires, will, distance) I usually postpone answering, which can mean that I forget.
Such is the science of messaging, folks.
You want to invite me for something, you want me to invite you for something or you have something to say that I should absolutely hear.
You should message me if you want to provide me with some longboarding skills, play tennis (I am but a beginner though), go swimming and/or cycling, or do similar activities. Shyness is OK but don't be too sickly socially awkward - If you are, consider avoiding internet therapy.
The worst thing that might happen is that me answering you back is low on my priorities - which usually depends more on the quality of your message than on that of your pictures (Usually. I make exceptions.)) I try though, I swear. If your message requires a thorough, thoughtful and painful personalized response and this is a low priority (could be due to my current occupations, desires, will, distance) I usually postpone answering, which can mean that I forget.
Such is the science of messaging, folks.
Editors
Now in French
vous savez à l'avance que je ne saurai vous résister.
