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28 M Highett, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:04pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
High school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Hello! I'm a 28 year old retail employee who's looking for a woman of similar age group for a possible relationship. I'm honest, hard working, and love helping people. I enjoy solving problems and making things run as smoothly as possible. I don't smoke or drink, and prefer a night in to a night out most of the time. In my spare time I like to read, tinker with computers and generally hang about with friends. I have a slightly twisted sense of humour so you would do well to have one as well.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in a supermarket, as a storeman. This mainly involves driving a forklift, signing for packages and cleaning up the mess everyone else leaves laying around so that the place is able to function efficiently. Not glamorous work, but it pays. When not at work you can usually find me sleeping, at the movies, reading or hanging out with friends. I occasionally GM a couple of tabletop roleplaying games called 'Mutant Future' and 'Astonishing Swordsmen And Sorcerers Of Hyperborea'. Try them, you'll like it.
I’m really good at
Problem-solving / jury-rigging / kludging. Making people laugh. Starting video games and hardly finishing most of them. Reading multiple books at once.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my long hair! Or my geek t-shirts. Have been known to rock a black trench coat, leading to many people noticing how dodgy it looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I Am Legend by Richard Matheson, Altered Carbon by Richard Morgan, anything by Terry Pratchett, HP Lovecraft, Robert E Howard, Charles Stross, Brian Lumley, Robert McCammon, China Mieville, Dan Simmons...the list goes on!

Movies: The Thing, Night of the Living Dead, Tremors, Star Wars, From Beyond, Aliens, Predator, From Dusk Till Dawn, Escape From LA, Yor: The Hunter From the Future.

Shows: Fringe, Red Dwarf, Seinfeld, Justice League, Batman: The Animated Series, The X-Files, Mythbusters, Primeval, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Twin Peaks, Kolchak: The Night Stalker.

Music: Bruce Springsteen, David Bowie, Meat Loaf, whatever is on the radio.

Food: Pizza, fish and chips, pasta. Nothing fancy!
The six things I could never do without
Books. My boots. Duct tape. Friends. My dog (RIP Archie). Internet access.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The vastness of space. The inevitable zombie apocalypse. New and interesting ways to save money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually sleeping, I work early Saturdays. Sometimes at the movies or watching something at home. Bad Movie Night is a frequent one - much entertainment is to be found in schlock cinema.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear two pairs of socks because my boots don't fit properly.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think any of this sounds interesting.

You like boardgames, D&D, comics, bad movies, bad puns, good books, cartoons, zombies...

You want to watch movies on a projector! I have a really cool scavenged projector.