I am funny, sarcastic, and cute.
My Self-Summary
Hiya, My name is Melanie and I'm 23. I'm a teacher at a day care
center, and I'm taking three classes at Fresno City. I'm lookin for
someone to hang out with, no comittments necessary. I'm looking for
someone who's not afraid to be silly, whos smart, and affectionate,
caring and cute. I don't like people who play games, and I don't
play games myself. I'm too old to beat around the bush. I'm
brutally honest and most people can't handle that. My biggest flaw
is probably the fact that I lack impulse control. If I want to do
something, I'm gonna do it. I love cheesie reality shows. I can't
get enough of other people's drama! I'm really an open book so if
you have anything you want to know, feel free to ask!
I like to listen to
music,
hang with friends,
drive,
sing, and
read.
What I’m doing with my life
I haven't decided what I want to do with my life, but I do know I
wanna get a bachelors degree in something. I really want to work
with animals or children, I guess you could say its my passion.
Right now, althought Im aware of my responsiblity, I feel that life
is too short for all work and no play. I like to enjoy myself.
There's nothing better than working an eight hour day and then
going out with your friends!
I’m really good at
making people laugh. I can usually read my friends well enough to
know when they're having a horrible day, and I just turn on the
humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depending on what I'm wearing, probably my breasts. If on some rare
occasion they are actually covered up the next thing would be my
personality. I like to think that I have a really good sense of
humor, and I'm constantly cracking jokes.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I like to read alot, and I guess I'd have to say that my favorite
books are the Harry Potter series. (I'm a little bit of a
nerd...what can I say?) I also recently read The Time Travelers
Wife, which might have to be my all time favorite book. My favorite
movies are Gone with the Wind and Cadillac Records. I like all
sorts of movies, tho. I love comedies. I like all kinds of music
expect for Classical and Jazz. My favorite food is Sushi. And I'm
absolutely in love with cheese! All kinds of cheese. Can't go wrong
with cheese. =)
The six things I could never do without
Friends
Family
Sex
Air
My bed
My Ipod
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sex, drugs, and rock n roll! Ok-minus the drugs...and maybe the
rock n roll too. J/k...really I'm usually thinking about my life
and the direction its heading in.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with my best friend, usually drinking at a bar
somewhere. We have our own little Cheers. It's kind of sad, they
all know us by name. We're looking for a new place to go, so if you
have any suggestions...you should let me know! =)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm afraid of cows.
You should message me if
you're a cool person with a good personality and a good sense of
humor, and if your not into drama.