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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 3:49pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Catalan (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'll write down some facts in order to show more or less who the hell I am:
- There's no Nil, only Zuul. (Extra points if you get it)
- Bill Bailey is awesome.
- Pigeons always think that my head is a good target.
- Fate has decided I can't go to France.
- I've been in the future, they haven't actually improved all this cleaning stuff.
- The last (and only) time I tried to plug my tongue in a socket I didn't laugh at all. Judge me. You have probably done worse things.
- Ada Colau should be the president of the world or something like that. (Disclaimer: I wrote this long before she run for mayor)
- I say cutter, spiderman, batman, levis, wifi, undo, redo (and many many more) as it sounds in Spanish, and I'm proud of it.
- Facebook is pure evil.
- Restriction enzymes names are one of my favorite things.
- I do not have a soul.
- Clumsiness is a valid way of life.
What I’m doing with my life
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Now I'm working as a pharmacist in a clinic. I'm also learning German and English, also a bit of Italian and Danish, but those last two are for fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Remembering stupid things like all the scientific names of species I hear or read.
- Monopoly.
- Photobombing.
- Table tennis.
- Building IKEA furniture.
- Fixing PCs.
- Making up new weird sayings in Catalan or Spanish. I should try in English.

I'm really bad at:

- Drawing (yes, like a 3 year old)
- Singing and dancing. I know this is a turn off, but at least there won't be surprises.
- Pretending I actually wanted to get off and on the metro one stop before mine.
- Loosing.
- Taking photos.
- Using the right preposition in English or German.
The first things people usually notice about me
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When I put food in my mouth I open my eyes widely.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (One book per author): To Kill a Mockingbird, A Confederacy of Dunces, Wool, Dune, Mort (Discworld), Kafka on the Shore, Moloka'i, The Martian, Persepolis, Ready Player One, American Gods, The Kite Runner, Memoirs of a Geisha, Lamb: The Gospel according to Biff, Shibumi. I could go on, but that's a good sample.

Movies: Moonrise Kingdom, The Matrix, Inception, Murder by Death, Sophie Scholl, Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei, Good Bye Lenin, Mononoke Hime (and all Studio Ghibli), Children of men, Short term 12, Confessions, Coherence, A pigeon sat on a branch reflecting on existence and obviously more.

Movies and books that people talk a lot about but I think they are extremely overrated: Blade Runner, Mulholland Drive, Fight Club, Interstellar. Donnie Darko is an overrated movie too, but I liked this one, but not that much.
I can't stand The Catcher In The Rye. Worst book I've ever read. The Bell Jar is almost as terrible.

Music: Marea, Sangtraït, Nightwish, The Cat Empire, Queen, Elvenking, Kamelot, ACDC, Schandmaul, The Beatles, Masterplan, Iron Maiden, Avantasia, Metallica, Whitesnake, Walk Off The Earth, Gentleman, Scandal and many others.

Food: Spanish, Catalan, Japanese, Italian, Syrian, Greek, Chinese, Vietnamese.

TV Shows: Lost, Friends, Black Books, Sense8, The IT Crowd, TBBT, Battlestar Galactica, Fringe, Twin Peaks, Plats Bruts, Black Mirror, The Simpsons, Äkta Människor, Game Of Thrones.

Podcasts: The Moth, Lore, Serial, Welcome to Nigh Vale.

Sports: Football, table tennis, swimming, badminton, cycling.
Sports on TV: Football, F1, MotoGP, tennis and cycling.

Games: Monopoly, Munchkin, Trivial, Cards Against Humanity, spanish card games, N64 Goldeneye, Botanicula, GT, Soul Calibur, Mass Effect series, Dark Souls, Life is Strange. Now I'm trying to learn to play chess.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Becoming suddenly alarmed when someone is self-medicating, either he/she is right or wrong. I do it for fun. Their faces are priceless.
- Once a month Japanese food.
- Learning languages.
- Stupid and useless knowledge.
- The magnet for crazy people.
- Dubbing dogs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The name of my future dog. Which one would you choose, Patata or Chlamydia?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with my friends. Period.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I ran a 10 Km race without previous training and I couldn't sit down for almost a week. 8 years later, I made the same mistake.

I almost fainted when in a lab I accidentally sniffed chloroform trying to guess what the hell was in a beaker.

Two for the price of one, I'm fucking stupid.
You should message me if
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you liked this profile. Or if you didn't, what the hell.

Hey language exchange people, I'm out here!! Kinda need a hand.

If you just want to say: Hello, what's up. Don't do it. Unless you have something interesting to say afterwards.