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Meloxicam

28 M Barcelona, Spain

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Catalan (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'll write down some facts in order to show more or less who the hell I am:
- There's no Nil, only Zuul. (Extra points if you get it)
- Bill Bailey is awesome.
- Pigeons always think that my head is a good target.
- Fate has decided I can't go to France.
- I've been in the future, they haven't actually improved all this cleaning stuff.
- The last (and only) time I tried to plug my tongue in a socket I didn't laugh at all. Judge me. You have probably done worse things.
- I say cutter, spiderman, batman, levis, wifi, undo, redo (and many many more) as it sounds in Spanish, and I'm proud of it.
- Facebook and Whatsapp are pure evil.
- Restriction enzymes names are one of my favorite things.
- I do not own a soul.
- Clumsiness is a valid way of life.
What I’m doing with my life
Now I'm working as a pharmacist in a clinic. I'm also learning German and English.
I’m really good at
- Remembering stupid things like all the scientific names of species I hear or read.
- I'm a Monopoly master. Don't even try to beat me.
- Photobombing.
- Table tennis.
- Building IKEA furniture.
- Fixing PCs.
- Playing table tennis while destroying IKEA furniture.
- Making up new weird sayings in Catalan or Spanish. I should try in English.

I'm really bad at:

- Drawing (yes, like a 3 year old)
- Singing.
- Pretending I actually wanted to get off and on the metro one stop before mine.
- Loosing.
- Taking photos.
- Using the right preposition in English or German.
The first things people usually notice about me
When I put food in my mouth I open my eyes widely.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: All the Discworld saga, Murakami, Tirant lo Blanc, Cròniques de la veritat oculta, Shibumi, A confederacy of dunces, Hugh Howey's Wool saga. To Kill a Mockingbird has become my all time favorite.

Movies: Moonrise Kingdom, The Matrix, Inception, Murder by Death, Sophie Scholl, Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei, Good Bye Lenin, Mononoke Hime (and all Studio Ghibli), Children of men.

Movies that people talk a lot about but I think they are extremely overrated: Blade Runner, Mulholland Drive, Fight Club. Donnie Darko is also an overrated movie, but I liked this one.
I only write this to enrage people.

Music: Marea, Sangtraït, Nightwish, The Cat Empire, Queen, Elvenking, Kamelot, Rage, ACDC, Schandmaul, The Beatles, Masterplan, Iron Maiden, Avantasia, Metallica, Whitesnake, Walk Off The Earth, Gentleman.

Food: Spanish, Catalan, Japanese, Italian, Syrian, Greek, Chinese, Vietnamese.

TV Shows: Lost, Friends, Black Books, The IT Crowd, TBBT, Battlestar Galactica, Fringe, Twin Peaks, Plats Bruts, Black Mirror, The Simpsons.

Internet stuff: failblog.org, elmundotoday.com, themoth.org.

Sports: Football, table tennis, swimming, badminton, cycling.
Sports on TV: Football, F1, MotoGP, tennis and cycling.

Games: Monopoly, Munchkin, Trivial, Cards Against Humanity, spanish card games, N64 Goldeneye, Botanicula, GT5, Soul Calibur, Mass Effect series, Dark Souls. Now I'm trying to learn to play chess.
The six things I could never do without
- Becoming suddenly scared when someone is self-medicating, either he/she is right or wrong. I do it for fun. Their faces are priceless.
- Once a month Japanese food.
- Learning languages.
- Stupid and useless knowledge.
- The magnet for crazy people.
- The usual yell at ringing phones. Something like... let me woooork or I only have only two haaaaaaaaaands or... wraaaaaaaaaaa (Louis Armstrong style).
Once I pick up the phone I'm kind of normal, except when Jazztel or Movistar is calling, telling me they are the best with the best prices. Instead of kindly turn their offer down, I sing a nice and happy song.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The name of my future dog. Which one would you choose, Patata or Chlamydia?
On a typical Friday night I am
doing really bad (improvised) jokes. I never laugh when someone tells a scripted joke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I ran a 10 Km race without previous training and I couldn't sit down for almost a week.

I almost fainted when in a lab I accidentally sniffed chloroform trying to guess what the hell was in a beaker.

Two for the price of one, I'm fucking stupid.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are as weird as me, or if you want to. Yes, it is one thing or the other, if you are as weird as me, you don't want to send me a message, but you should, and if you want to, you are not as weird as me. Conclusion: You should message me anyways.

Hey language exchange people, I'm out here!!

If you just want to say: Hello, what's up. Don't do it. It's kind of lame to receive more what's-up-messages than more-than-one-sentence ones. Thank you.