When I became disenchanted with the mamatit, i began jumping head first into an empty bathtub, went unconscious and saw God as a giant scythe of light
I like it when Shane told the other guy to "Pick it up" in that ol Alan Ladd western movie
I think that those who have a greater aptitude for tears often mistake this as a greater aptitude for feeling
I generally prefer wit to 'Intelligence', art of the lash
When people talk about the fucking internet as a "paradigm shift" in consciousness or some other such technopian drivel it makes me want tear off my eyelids and stare at them unitl their heads explode
I never met an animal or a child i didnt like, I certainly cannot say the same for insects and humans.
I am fond of those gentle good natured old folks.
I think Sacco and Vanzetti were innocent
I think that tweakers and zombies have an uncanny resemblance to one another in appearence, mannerisms, reading material etc..
I often think that it would have been better to have been a stone
I think buddha was probably on to something but resent his sagely, serene exterminating smile and suspect that the fat fucker is fed with all of our pain.
When I was a small child, I raised a wild bird on sunflower seeds and honey, taught it to fly, and named it Peeps after the sound it made, it didnt sing just made a shrill indignant peep , it was a cliff swallow. I had dreams of training him to divebomb the neighbors but he, perhaps sensing my messianic intention, followed his dreams and flew away from me to be with his own kind
I think we are in the death throes of an empire and nothing is going to save it our pax romana is over, the circle can only grow tighter
I had a dog named Yukon, as a child, who was smarter and more handsome then any dog you have ever seen and I will never have another.
I have a billy the kid complex and should have died at twenty one
I am ironic, ephemeral, and iconoclastic