Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
PLEASE have a sense of humor or at least be able to
laugh.......Dating is a lot like riding a Pony....which doesnt
sound Dangerous but this Pony is 300 feet tall and covered in
I'm extremely playful, Intelligent, almost impossible to piss me
off unless i give a crap about you and you are doing something
incredibly stupid you will most likely not see me mad. I'm not
really a jealous person. I have no Vices I'm drug free i don't
drink I take care of myself. I'm always looking for new interesting
people to be friends with and easy to get along with. I hate overly
anal people so if your a tight wad me and you will not mix at all.
I'm very hard working when I'm motivated.....Id also like to add im
a Mix between Rocker, Nerdy, and maybe a dash of Jock but not much
lol. I love football and i enjoy going to the gym and riding bikes
and all that but you wont see me walk around covered in baby oil
asking people if they lift and saying the word "Bro". Im Sarcastic
beyond measure I will of course hold back as much as humanly
possible. Im Cuddly, I Stay crunchy in milk, 100% USDA inspected
Man Beef......I like to laugh a lot to and have weird
conversations. If your looking for MR Serious or Ghetto thug
superstar or a Redneck Romeo (ok if your looking for a redneck
Romeo unless your related to him your SOL) then im just not for
you. Also if your into pretty boys who spend all day staring at
their abs and geling up their hair again Thats not me....
with all that said i do have to say trying online Dating is a
extremly humbling experience. I mean i never thought of myself as
the hottest guy on the planet not even close but either the women
on here are over the top picky here or i need to save up for
plastic surgery. Im not sure if its because i shave my head or what
but I feel like an ice cube salesmen in antarctica during the
middle of winter. I understand we all have our base qualifiers for
what we find attractive like mine is i just cant like fat/large
women it just doesnt do it for me because i work out several times
a week and try my best to stay within a decent weight range but Im
starting to think unless you have 6 pack abs and a 6 figure salary
your just SOL on dating websites
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
fighting my never ending fight with Coat hangers my arch enemy,
balancing my love for food and Sugar with the maintaining my weight
(cmon calorie free pizza), trying to live in the moment and not
dwell in the past
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fighting Zombies......... Okay, besides fighting zombies I'm
at entertaining, conversations, debating, goofing off,
cooking and midget tossing.
I also have a VERY over active imagination
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The guy behind me?? Ummmmmm, yeah. Honestly I really don't
I'm gonna guess it's my personality. Oh! Also the fact that
Awesome, like Superhero awesome, which in turn makes me
AMAZING!!!!! Its true I learned how in a book called "How to
AMAZING". But seriously, I dunno. Not sure how other people
perceive me. I mean its not like I get maced upon saying, "hi"
I don't have girls screaming to see me either. haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: Anne Rice books. The entire Vampire Chronicles was
amazing,Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy series, Lord of the Rings
Those were my Favorite Fantasy type books I've read. I'm
into Ghost investigation books, strange paranormal activity
mysterious of that sort. I also enjoy books on animals and
Technological advances. Movies: Horror, comedy, sci-fi, some
drama,Action... yeah, anything other than romance.
Fav movies are:
1. The Crow
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (I wish i could find my
6. Princess Bride (Whaaaat?1? I liked it)
9. Batman The Dark Knight
Food: I normally eat healthy, but I LOVE
pizza......pepperoni and mushroom pizza, that is. I <3 candy.
can be a bit of a sugar freak. I honestly try to stay away
most fast food.
Music: Is a HUGE thing. Without breaking it all
down: Rock, Industrial, Punk, 80's, Metal, Alternative, Adult
alternative....You get the idea.
Fav bands are as follows (well top 9 any way)
2. Nine inch Nails
3. Tori Amos
4. Rob Zombie
5. Counting Crows
6. Flogging Molly/Rancid/Perfect circle (its a 3
way tie for 6th)
7. Drop kick Murphys
8. ever clear
9. Gaslight anthem
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a hot shower
a comfy bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what went wrong???
Why this person in front of me is driving so freaking slow and or
retarded, How in the hell did that retard get that amazingly hot
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I just worked all day and I'm single so not much of anything.
not a huge club or bar person(i do enjoy going out to play pool at
bars though) but if my friends want to hang out
there, I will. If I have my choice in things its either going to
concert, dinner, a movie or a Cruise or a Theme park, the zoo....a
museum would be awesome as well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I masturbate with a cheese grader..... just kidding that
really sting Ummm, I'm not a huge fan of snakes. I'm not scared,
just don't like them. and my Mortal enemy is coat hangers!
Im addicted to sugar.....ok that's not a "Private" thing but im
listing it here again......ok I will admit more on this....Sugar is
like my Crack and im just a lonely hooker walking up and down the
highway displaying my goodies for Gummy bears
Women with Jiffy feet really erk me for some reason....this is not
saying i have a foot fetish because i dont but i do prefer women
with clean non dirty non screwed up feet
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy weird conversation :) You're intelligent, you're not
or overly sensitive and you're not a BIG girl. I work really
to keep off the weight and I expect the same(btw im not perfect i
dont have abs or a perfect body and i dont expect you to either but
just saying there are limits to what im attracted to and this Ride
has a weight limit on it). I'm not attracted to BIG girls and I'm
not asking for a supermodel but c'mon at least
If you look one way in your pictures and you show up looking like
you ate the girl in your pictures then thats not a good thing.
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