I'm not looking for someone to "complete" me; I'm looking for someone to supplement me. I think that's where many people go wrong.
To quickly put my personality into perspective, using the universally understood standard of Full House, I'm 50% Uncle Jesse (I'm a cool dude), 25% Danny (I'm a bit of a "clean-freak"), and 25% Uncle Joey (I'm hilarious). Okay, maybe not so much Joey -- he was never funny. Cut. It. Out.
I'm a passionate, creative, loyal, fun, competitive, silly, caring person with extreme likes and dislikes. I've come to accept that my thought processes differ from most everyone else's. But that's okay, because as I just told you, I've come to accept it.
When I think to myself, the voice in my head is Kevin Arnold's conscience-voice from The Wonder Years.
I have three steadfast rules I follow in life:
1. If it's not fun, don't do it.
2. If I see a cat, pet it.
3. [mysterious secret rule]
I'll always be a kid at heart, and I need a girl who feels the same way.
Yeah, like that.
I recently bought an ice cream maker after discovering you can also make slushie/icee/slurpee-esque frozen treats in there. I love me some frozen treats.
I immediately sneeze whenever I step out into sunlight. I've been told it's because I have blue eyes. But that may have been a pick-up line, so I'm 50/50 on believing it.
I have a thing for fried dough... or anything with powdered sugar on it, really. I love all Necco brand candy and I have an addiction to candy cigarettes -- at one point, I was going through two packs a day -- I've cut back, but will never quit.
I have no respect for any candy that is "blue razzberry-" flavored. It's the Comic Sans font of the candy world. Speaking of, I'm still bitter that lime Pixy Stix were replaced with that rancid blue flavor. This is something I'll never get over.
I've loved and been loved, but have never been "in love." It'd be cool though.
I don't like phones. Mine is almost always on silent. I don't need to be checking my phone every two minutes and I appreciate a girl who isn't attached to hers either.
I prefer actual social networks to digital ones.
I don't sleep much, but when I do sleep, I dream vividly, crazily, and often.
I had a dream a few months ago wherein I got a bitchin' full-sleeve tattoo featuring Poseidon, god of the sea. I'll totally follow through on this if I can find the right artist.
I hate alarms. So I bought an alarm clock that vibrates my bed every morning to wake me up. Much more pleasant.
I'm not too keen on either breakfast or tacos, so if anyone mentions "breakfast tacos," I usually vomit. On the person who said it.
I firmly believe that Saturday mornings are for cartoons. If you happen to wake up with me on a Saturday morning, you can typically enjoy some Gummi Bears or He-Man/Masters of the Universe, because those are clearly the two most awesome cartoons ever made.
I enjoy most skill-based games; and if it involves words, all the better. Scrabble!
I appreciate proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation. You know, like how that exclamation point was totally necessary after "Scrabble" up there.
One wall of my bedroom is entirely dedicated to being used as a projector screen for movies, games, or the occasional bootlegged tv show.
I adore my mother.
When I eat, I exclusively use my right hand and keep my left hand clean. It's fun to watch me eat chicken wings or turkey legs -- like some sort of handicapped cave barbarian.
Let's go camping together. Totally my thing. Uh, yeah.
I collect old videogames and enjoy playing them with other people.
I have a strong fondness for just about anything created in the '80s, including music, movies, games, art, television, fashion...
My first non-cartoon crush was Punky Brewster. My second was Cyndi Lauper.
I have an adorable cat. She has sinus issues and sneezes a lot. She's allergic to, *I think,* cats. If you hate cats, you probably have no soul and I can't be your friend, never mind your life-parter.
If I walk purposefully, slowly, while unbuttoning my shirt, for a fleeting moment, I am Superman.
I eat pizza like a Ninja Turtle.
I like my girls how I like my pizza: saucy. Also, with green peppers occasionally.
I have faith in, believe in, things. It'd be cool if you did too -- in something, anything -- yourself, others, rock n' roll, a god, your cat, whatever. This one gets two song links:
Qualities that initially attract me to girls are intellect, wit, individuality, and fun hairstyles. Qualities that keep me attracted to girls are the ability to always have compelling conversation, good hygiene, and (reciprocating) random creative acts of affection.
A girl in cute socks is way hotter than a girl in high heels. Not sure what that says about me. I blame Punky Brewster. Those were formative years.