Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name's Brody.
I'm a retired dick salesman and an amateur cat lady.
I work for an insurance company. You know, real
I play music. I write. I hike. I listen to NPR. I see shows. I eat
brunch. I read several books at a time. I tend to plants. I watch
movies at the Ritz and binge television on streaming
I avoid looking at that growing mass of unread New Yorkers. I plan
to go to the gym tomorrow, probably, but I won't. I don't eat meat
or drink or do drugs, but that is mostly a habitual not-doing
nowadays and not particularly rooted in any meaningful belief
I do and do not do all of the things that you are supposed to do
and not do as a twentysomething.
Mostly I talk and dream and make grandiose, unfulfilled plans with
small circles of close-friends-cum-family.*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Man with great ass seeks person with great assets.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Casually engulfed in flames.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like books. You give me book. I read book. I like the book.
I like all of the movies. The indie movies. The drama movies. The
action movies. The bad movies. The movies. I am equally critical in
my acceptance of television.
I like the hardcore. I like the folk. I like the slowcore. I like
the punk. I like the twee. I like the junk.
Podcasts are also important. I like the funny haha podcasts. I like
the morning coffee podcasts. I like the knit tie and tweed jacket
podcasts. I like the sleepy night podcasts.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to Radiolab and crying quietly to myself at Science.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
• You want to teach me about sciencey things.
• You are independently wealthy and are comfortable spending the
rest of your life with someone who is incredibly competent at
feigning a lasting love for you.
• You are queer and a Platformist. (Because we probably already
know each other, realistically. Hello, friend. Bummer about NEFAC,
• You want to give me books.
*Isn't Latin gross?
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