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Meowrissey

21 M Collegeville, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My name's Brody.

I'm a professional dick seller and an amateur cat lady.

I work in the city. I mostly live in the city.

I play music poorly.

I don't eat meat, and I don't drink, smoke, or do drug cigarettes. I really could care less if you do or do not do any of the above.

Other vaguely relevant topics in my life:
• Secretpunx
• Science
• Platformism
• Typewriters
• Soccer
• Mopeds
• Hiking
• Suits
• Shoes
What I’m doing with my life
Man with great ass seeks person with great assets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like books. You give me book. I read book. I like the book.

I like all of the movies. The indie movies. The drama movies. The action movies. The bad movies. The movies. I am equally critical in my acceptance of television.

I like the hardcore. I like the folk. I like the slowcore. I like the punk. I like the twee. I like the junk.

Podcasts are also important. I like the funny haha podcasts. I like the morning coffee podcasts. I like the knit tie and tweed jacket podcasts. I like the sleepy night podcasts.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Cats.
2.) Chai.
3.) Brunch.
4.) Sriracha
5.) Excedrin.
6.) Bread.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thoughts because of ideas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Selling you a vibrator. You are somewhat drunk. I am somewhat annoyed, but mostly, I am tired.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am relatively incapable of romantic feelings, but I'm not intelligent enough to simply be a quirky recluse whose eccentricities you respect.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to teach me more about Göedel, Escher, Bach and other intersections of neuroscience and computer science.

You can get me into college. (I have a 2150 on my SATs and a GED. Where my academics at?)

You have a job offer, preferably a really boring 9-5 that allows me to wear a suit. I literally dream of having a career as like the Assistant to the Weirdly Specific Job Title of maybe like a Small Local Government Body. If I could be the subject of like a Raymond Carver influenced Small But Meaningful Life, that would be cool.

You are independently wealthy and are comfortable with spending the rest of your life with someone who is incredibly competent at feigning a lasting love for you.