Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name's Brody.
I'm a retired dick salesman and an amateur cat lady.
I work for your favorite band's merch company.
I play music poorly.
I don't eat meat, and I don't drink, smoke, or do drug cigarettes.
I really could not care less if you do or do not do any of the
Other vaguely relevant topics in my life:
• Probably Aromantic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Man with great ass seeks person with great assets.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Casually engulfed in flames.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like books. You give me book. I read book. I like the book.
I like all of the movies. The indie movies. The drama movies. The
action movies. The bad movies. The movies. I am equally critical in
my acceptance of television.
I like the hardcore. I like the folk. I like the slowcore. I like
the punk. I like the twee. I like the junk.
Podcasts are also important. I like the funny haha podcasts. I like
the morning coffee podcasts. I like the knit tie and tweed jacket
podcasts. I like the sleepy night podcasts.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thoughts because of ideas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to Radiolab and crying quietly to myself at Science.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to teach me more about Göedel, Escher, Bach and other
intersections of neuroscience and computer science.
You can get me into college. (I have a 2150 on my SATs and a GED.
Where my academics at?)
You have a job offer, preferably a really boring 9-5 that allows me
to wear a suit. I literally dream of having a career as the
Assistant to the Weirdly Specific Job Title of a Small Local
Government Body. If I could be the subject of a Raymond Carver
influenced Small But Meaningful Life, that would be cool.
You are independently wealthy and are comfortable spending the rest
of your life with someone who is incredibly competent at feigning a
lasting love for you.
Who are you looking for?
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