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Meowtech

34 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
At the moment, I happen to be laying in bed with a back injury. I'll hopefully be better in a week. Basically I'm currently stuck laying in bed healing. Now is the perfect opportunity to say hi and chat with me. I have nothing to do but play with my iPhone, and chatting with someone about anything would really cheer me up.

Single, potentially looking for a relationship.
I like people that have trouble filling out this part of the profile.
I'm relaxed, mellow, introverted with a touch of dark comedy and I'm looking for someone similar to spend time with.

Random neato things about me: I grew up in Baltimore city, and went to the same school as Tupac Shakur. I used to work for Ringling Bros circus. I wrote and directed a play once. I've DJed about 500 events. Currently I run a business....a cat business. Within the next year or so I will be part owner of a cafe (I'm scouting commercial rental spots, so it's a great excuse to walk around the city).
What I’m doing with my life
Searching for the ultimate cuddle.
I’m really good at
Talking to cats with my mind. Enjoying irony. Remembering why I love and hate certain NYC bars.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know what first impression I give off or what people see about me first.
But, I love it when a girl notices I just got a haircut and she runs her hand above the back of my neck to feel the little bristles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Harold and Maude, A Clockwork Orange, Shawahank Redemption, Goodfellas, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, The Breakfast Club, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Goonies

TV: The Wire, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Louie, Curb your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Portlandia, Key and Peele, Orange is the New Black, Girls

Music: I love so much music!! I mostly listen to EDM, house, dubstep, trap, chill electronica, funk, jazz

Food: Sushi. Vietnamese Sandwiches. Anything with Old Bay seasoning. Eggs. Cheese. One piece of each thing from a salad bar.
The six things I could never do without
Relaxing, napping
Music
A complex mind
Unfiltered conversations
Touch
A sixth thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How terrible everyone is at using OKCupid.
On a typical Friday night I am
comedy shows, bars, home relaxing smoking weed, whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I steal lollipops from Chase bank
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't want to waste time on this site anymore. You're looking to delve into something fun, exciting & relaxed, refreshing & arousing with someone new. . I'm looking for something solid and real, but not stressful. Into meeting up for a drink?

I especially want to check out these spots: http://www.buzzfeed.com/billypeltzer/9-nyc-storefronts-with-secret-identities-ecuv

You want to say "hi" (and please do simply say hi. I don't need any kind of thought out opener. If you think I'm cute, and you read my profile, at this point you'll have the urge to say hi. Do it.)

DON'T MESSAGE ME:
If you're close-minded
If you're judgmental
If you think the most important aspects to a guy are tattoos, piercings, a beard, or someone you can parade around Williamsburg who will agree with all of your complaints.
If you feel you expect, deserve, or are owed things in life
If you're Republican
If you're heavily into organized religion