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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 4:56am
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll be honest here; I don't enjoy dating. I don't want to have that feeling of trying to impress, or having to hide away my personality in order to make sure a date goes well. I like being myself. Introverted. Endless thinker. I can tell who I'm looking for before meeting for the first time. Having to suffer for several hours with someone diametrically opposed is simply torture.

So, having said that. I'm looking for one person to spend time with. I enjoy the simple things: exploring, laying in bed, philosophical conversations, fooling around and remaining horny the whole day, music, movies, tv, brunches, and a relaxing companionship.

I'm short, and many superficial women don't give me the time of day because of that. If you're looking for someone tall, leave now.

I can usually make anyone laugh, I have a great sense of humor (I even went to college for it). I'm artistic, quirky, eccentric, nonjudgmental, creative, honest, loyal, serendipitous, antsy, mellow, introverted. I'm into electronic music, jazz, art, culture.

The woman I am most likely interested in isn't at bars or clubs, but at home watching Netflix.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking in what the city has to offer. I have a career which involves administration and kittens... kittenministration. I have previously worked in the circus. In my spare time I write sketch comedy and DJ.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to animals with my mind. Enjoying irony. Remembering why I love and hate certain NYC bars. Being a geek. Keepin' it real.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know what first impression I give off or what people see about me first. But, I love it when a girl notices I just got a haircut and she runs her hand above the back of my neck to feel the little bristles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, Shawahank Redemption, Goodfellas, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, The Breakfast Club, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Goonies

TV: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Broad City, House of Cards, Louie, Curb your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Portlandia, Key and Peele, Orange is the New Black, Girls (I hate "Girls" but I still watch it), Workaholics, Seinfeld, Lots of stand-up comedy specials.

Music: I love so much music! I was a professional DJ for 12 years, but now I just DJ for my own enjoyment. I mostly listen to EDM (favorites: Chemical Brothers, Underworld, Prodigy, Daft Punk), house, trap (Favorites: Luminox, Xilent, Jack U), chill electronica (Favorites: Thievery Corporation, Massive Attack, Portishead, Air, Bjork), funk, jazz, and I like niche subgenres of music, especially 60s psychedelic rock, 70s blacksploitation funk, some modern jazz, IDM (Aphex Twin)

Books: Lord of the Flies, 1984, A Clockwork Orange, Hunter S. Thompson stuff, Malcolm Gladwell stuff, Irvine Welsh stuff

Food: Sushi. Vietnamese Sandwiches. Anything with Old Bay seasoning. Eggs. Cheese. One piece of each thing from a salad bar.

Online: reddit, cracked, facebook, thinkprogressive, soundcloud

Shapes: rhombus
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comedy and Humor
A complex mind
Unfiltered conversations
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How terrible everyone is at using OKCupid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
comedy shows, bars, home relaxing. I usually work Fridays, so I keep it low key.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking to start spending some time together. If you're looking for relaxed, refreshing & arousing with someone new, but where it feels like you've always known the person. I'm looking for something non conventional and not stressful. Into meeting up for a drink or a long random walk around the city?

You want to say "hi" (and please do simply say hi. I don't need any kind of thought out opener. If you think I'm cute, and you read my profile, at this point you'll have the urge to say hi. Do it.)

*If you're close-minded or judgmental. I like to be myself, always. I want someone that is herself and that enjoys my intricacies just as I would enjoy hers.
*If you're Republican.
*If you're heavily into organized religion.