36 New York, NY
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My self-summary
I just got back from visiting Amsterdam. I had a few epiphanies about life and who I am, so that's nice. I would say it was a successful vacation.

I can usually make anyone laugh, I like my sense of humor (I even went to college for it). I'm artistic, quirky, eccentric, nonjudgmental, creative, honest, loyal, serendipitous, antsy, mellow. I'm into electronic music, jazz, art, culture.
What I’m doing with my life
I am the practice manager of a NYC animal hospital. I have previously worked in the circus. In my spare time I write sketch comedy and DJ.
I’m really good at
Talking to animals with my mind. Enjoying irony. Remembering why I love and hate certain NYC bars. Being a geek. Keepin' it real.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know what first impression I give off or what people see about me first. But, I love it when a girl notices I just got a haircut and she runs her hand above the back of my neck to feel the little bristles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, Shawahank Redemption, Goodfellas, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, The Breakfast Club, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Goonies

TV: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Broad City, House of Cards, Louie, Curb your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Portlandia, Key and Peele, Orange is the New Black, Girls (I hate "Girls" but I still watch it), Workaholics, Seinfeld, Lots of stand-up comedy specials.

Music: I love so much music! I was a professional DJ for 12 years, but now I just DJ for my own enjoyment. I mostly listen to EDM (favorites: Chemical Brothers, Underworld, Prodigy, Daft Punk), house, trap (Favorites: Luminox, Xilent, Jack U), chill electronica (Favorites: Thievery Corporation, Massive Attack, Portishead, Air, Bjork), funk, jazz, and I like niche subgenres of music, especially 60s psychedelic rock, 70s blacksploitation funk, some modern jazz, IDM (Aphex Twin)

Books: Lord of the Flies, 1984, A Clockwork Orange, Hunter S. Thompson stuff, Malcolm Gladwell stuff, Irvine Welsh stuff

Food: Sushi. Vietnamese Sandwiches. Anything with Old Bay seasoning. Eggs. Cheese. One piece of each thing from a salad bar.

Online: reddit, cracked, facebook, thinkprogressive, soundcloud

Shapes: rhombus
The six things I could never do without
Comedy and Humor
A complex mind
Unfiltered conversations
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How terrible everyone is at using OKCupid.
On a typical Friday night I am
comedy shows, bars, home relaxing. I usually work Fridays, so I keep it low key.
You should message me if
In a first conversation we can talk about exactly what we're looking for. No need to waste time dancing around what we want. I want a specific situation and you may be open to it. Feeling good, no pressure, honest, simple, satisfaction, comfort. Message me.