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Mercurialvortex

29 London, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English, Japanese

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I asked my friends to describe me, this is what they said:

"The man your man could smell like" - Sarah 27, from Cheshire
"Beardy Funnyman" - John 27, resident gay
"A one man hermaphrodite workshop" - Alex 27, ex-friend
"Callipygian" - Darren 30, Wordsmith and buttock-appreciator
"Great beard, better chat" - Andy 25, colleague
"Why are you texting me at this time?" - Sam 27, unamused
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playful, laid back northern gentleman looking looking to find someone a bit more special for something a bit more serious.

If your penchant is for 'pretty boys' who like to get out their washboard abs on Stella fuelled evenings then just keep walking. Maybe try the next profile along, he seems nice. However if you prefer to judge a man by the thickness of his beard rather than his biceps then please keep reading.

I'm Rob and I'm back in the UK after living in the Land of the Rising Sun for 2 years and keen to make up for lost time.

I enjoy hiking and the outdoors (but not camping), cooking (but not baking) and drinking white or red wine (but not rose)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking and telling cheese jokes. Not cheesy, just related to cheese.

E.g. What did the Mexican say when I stole his cheese?
Nacho Cheese

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?
Mascarpone

A cheese maker was in the news for painting his wife!
That's right, he double Gloucester

Please send me your best cheese jokes to add to this list.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They notice me?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The sound of a baby's laughter
2) The smell of the morning dew
3) The warmth of ones family
4) The beauty within everyone
5) The swell of the ocean tide
6) The metronomic rhythm of passing time

7) The ability to count
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I can conceive of a world without any hypothetical situations.

And how blind people locate braile signage?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm white. But don't tell anyone
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Question 1:
You're at a restaurant with an extensive menu, what do you order?
a) Steak and chips
b) The same thing you always order - your usual
c) The one thing on the menu you've never eaten

Question 2 (double money):
It's Saturday morning and you realise you have no plans, what do you decide to do with the day?
a) Have a lie in
b) Watch the entire boxset of Glee
c) Grab a coffee and go for a wander

Question 3 (big money):
You win a choice of holiday on a gameshow, which do you pick?
a) A weekend shopping with spending money
b) A week on a beach with just you and the sun
c) Exploring a Far East country you've never heard of

If you picked mainly 'C's then get in touch

Don't let me die alone.