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30 • London, UK • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Nov 14, 2014
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- English, Japanese
"The man your man could smell like" - Sarah 27, from Cheshire
"Beardy Funnyman" - John 27, resident gay
"A one man hermaphrodite workshop" - Alex 27, ex-friend
"Callipygian" - Darren 30, Wordsmith and buttock-appreciator
"Great beard, better chat" - Andy 25, colleague
"Why are you texting me at this time?" - Sam 27, unamused
If your penchant is for 'pretty boys' who like to get out their washboard abs on Stella fuelled evenings then just keep walking. Maybe try the next profile along, he seems nice. However if you prefer to judge a man by the thickness of his beard rather than his biceps then please keep reading.
I'm Rob and I'm back in the UK after living in the Land of the Rising Sun for 2 years and keen to make up for lost time.
I enjoy hiking and the outdoors (but not camping), cooking (but not baking) and drinking white or red wine (but not rose)
E.g. What did the Mexican say when I stole his cheese?
What cheese do you use to hide a horse?
A cheese maker was in the news for painting his wife!
That's right, he double Gloucester
Please send me your best cheese jokes to add to this list.
2) The smell of the morning dew
3) The warmth of ones family
4) The beauty within everyone
5) The swell of the ocean tide
6) The metronomic rhythm of passing time
7) The ability to count
And how blind people locate braile signage?
You're at a restaurant with an extensive menu, what do you order?
a) Steak and chips
b) The same thing you always order - your usual
c) The one thing on the menu you've never eaten
Question 2 (double money):
It's Saturday morning and you realise you have no plans, what do you decide to do with the day?
a) Have a lie in
b) Watch the entire boxset of Glee
c) Grab a coffee and go for a wander
Question 3 (big money):
You win a choice of holiday on a gameshow, which do you pick?
a) A weekend shopping with spending money
b) A week on a beach with just you and the sun
c) Exploring a Far East country you've never heard of
If you picked mainly 'C's then get in touch
Don't let me die alone.
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