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30 Astoria, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
My self-summary
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Welp, I like music with literary references. I prefer my ice cream with chunks and swirls. I haven't seen nearly as many movies as everyone else. Chocolate and peanut butter is my favorite combination of flavors. Having a sense of humor might just be the most important thing in the world. I drink too much coffee.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living in New York and trying to take it all in, one way or another. I have different writing projects I’m muddling through at any given time, and in the meantime, working through survival jobs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acting like I know what I'm talking about.

Doodling on Post-its.

Being pretty alright at Mario Kart. And always picking Luigi.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair and my goatee don't always seem to match.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Animal Farm, Good Omens, The Princess Bride, Frankenstein, American Gods, Where The Sidewalk Ends, Ham On Rye, Post Office

Movies: Angus, Shaun of the Dead, Disney's Robin Hood, The Lion King, Super Troopers, The Incredibles, Kung Fu Hustle, Snatch, The Avengers, Where The Wild Things Are, Inside Llewyn Davis, Muppets Take Manhattan, The Princess Bride, Mad Max Fury Road

TV: Good Eats, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Parks & Rec, The Daily Show, Bored To Death, Justice League, MST3K, Maron, Steven Universe, BoJack Horseman, The Muppet Show, The Office, Louie

Music: Guster, The Tragically Hip, Barenaked Ladies, The Decemberists, The Mountain Goats, Frightened Rabbit, Captain Tractor
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bad jokes.
Good art.
Deep talks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mythology, psychology, art, science, comedy, stories, poetry, comic books, food, and sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching something on Netflix, seeing some theatre, or going out to a dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Donatello is my favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
You should message me if
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You made it this far and are itching to learn what my favorite dinosaur is. Perhaps over drinks.