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My self-summary
I can't dunk a basketball so if being tall is one of your pre-reqs then I'm regretfully inadequate.

What I’m doing with my life
Currently trying to dunk this fucking basketball here and rolling the dice on OKC. If I hit your profile a bunch of times I'm not stalking you, I promise.

EDIT: Shoot, they got rid of rolling the dice! Oh well I guess I'll just keep trying to work on my ups. If I don't ever look at your profile it's because I can't roll the dice anymore.
I’m really good at
Poker (all games, not just Hold 'Em)
Rhythm games that aren't Guitar Hero
Tastefully swearing
Sleeping on couches
Making chicken wings
Slinging SIP and pushing packets
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea, I'm not vain enough to ask. Why don't you tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love all kinds of music such as (in no particular order):

Mainstream stuff - Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath (before Ronnie James Dio), The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Ozzy Osbourne, Tupac Shakur, DMX, N.W.A., Paul Simon, The Moody Blues, Marvin Gaye, Dave Matthews (particularly Carter Beauford), Johnny Cash, Electric Light Orchestra, Queen, Fleetwood Mac, The Black Keys

Not so mainstream stuff - Ween, They Might Be Giants, Hank Williams III, Girl Talk, Nobuo Uematsu, Cake, Primus, Blondie, Uncle Tupelo, Leo Kottke, Joe Satriani, The Misfits (before Danzig left), Tenacious D, Kate Bush, Tom Rush, Hall & Oates, Too $hort, XTC, Frank Ocean

Obscure as hell stuff - Kors K, Naoki Maeda, MoistBoyz, Matt Uelmen, most SAIFAM stuff, Hammock, Dirty Androids, DJ Sharpnel, m-flo, Sota Fujimori, Lemon Jelly, Dan Reeder, most of the stuff found in New Orleans Bounce music (

I also absolutely love Slow Jamz, JCore, and Shoegaze regardless of the artist.

I'm always looking for new artists to listen to, make a recommendation!

I'm perpetually in the process of building my Spotify profile up, check it -

Movies: I'll watch anything but my favorites include: Quentin Tarantino flicks, King of Kong (I love documentaries about stupid shit), Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, basically any movie that's really violent and abstains from using the Michael Bay Shaky Cam™, swears a lot, or is filled with dick and fart jokes is my kind of movie.

TV: Game of Thrones, Seinfeld, MST3K, South Park, Married With Children, The X-Files. I don't watch a whole lot of TV nowadays so most of my likes come from the 90s.
The six things I could never do without
Stuff I like
Stuff I don't like (we all gotta bitch about something)
The Internet
Dollars dollars dollars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to become a member of the Illuminati and how to make my music collection any more pretentious
On a typical Friday night I am
This about sums up my typical Friday night:

Definitely not work safe, but why would you be on OkCupid at work anyway?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have platonic man-crushes on Aaron Rodgers and Michael C. Hall.
You should message me if
If you want to get to know me. Don't be shy, confidence is a turn-on! I work in IT so if it's nerdy I've probably heard of it and I probably like it; I'm always down for some nerd chat if that helps break the ice.

If you like Slow Jamz, JCore, or Shoegaze then we're already besties. Don't know what those are? Ask me about them.

I'm not going to message you first since I'm positive that just about every girl on here gets creeped on at least a couple times a day. I'll spare you any trouble and not be a creeper!