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MerkMang

29 M Indianapolis, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can't dunk a basketball so if being tall is one of your pre-reqs then I'm regretfully inadequate.

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq3SDz5iUPA&feature=related
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently trying to dunk this fucking basketball here and rolling the dice on OKC. If I hit your profile a bunch of times I'm not stalking you, I promise.

EDIT: Shoot, they got rid of rolling the dice! Oh well I guess I'll just keep trying to work on my ups. If I don't ever look at your profile it's because I can't roll the dice anymore.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Poker (all games, not just Hold 'Em)
Rhythm games that aren't Guitar Hero
Tastefully swearing
Empathizing
Sleeping on couches
Making chicken wings
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea, I'm not vain enough to ask. Why don't you tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love all kinds of music such as (in no particular order):

Mainstream stuff - Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath (before Ronnie James Dio), The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Ozzy Osbourne, Tupac Shakur, DMX, N.W.A., Paul Simon, The Moody Blues, Marvin Gaye, Dave Matthews (particularly Carter Beauford), Johnny Cash, Electric Light Orchestra, Queen, Fleetwood Mac, The Black Keys

Not so mainstream stuff - Ween, They Might Be Giants, Hank Williams III, Girl Talk, Nobuo Uematsu, Cake, Primus, Blondie, Uncle Tupelo, Leo Kottke, Joe Satriani, The Misfits (before Danzig left), Tenacious D, Kate Bush, Tom Rush, Hall & Oates, Too $hort, XTC, Frank Ocean

Obscure as hell stuff - Kors K, Naoki Maeda, MoistBoyz, Matt Uelmen, most SAIFAM stuff, Hammock, Dirty Androids, DJ Sharpnel, m-flo, Sota Fujimori, Lemon Jelly, Dan Reeder, most of the stuff found in New Orleans Bounce music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsVMr7NWuCU).

I also absolutely love Slow Jamz, JCore, and Shoegaze regardless of the artist.

I'm always looking for new artists to listen to, make a recommendation!

I'm perpetually in the process of building my Spotify profile up, check it - http://open.spotify.com/user/125417650

Movies: I'll watch anything but my favorites include: Quentin Tarantino flicks, King of Kong (I love documentaries about stupid shit), Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, basically any movie that's really violent and abstains from using the Michael Bay Shaky Cam™, swears a lot, or is filled with dick and fart jokes is my kind of movie.

TV: Game of Thrones, Seinfeld, MST3K, South Park, Married With Children, The X-Files. I don't watch a whole lot of TV nowadays so most of my likes come from the 90s.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stuff I like
Stuff I don't like (we all gotta bitch about something)
Drumming
The Internet
Dollars dollars dollars
People
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to become a member of the Illuminati and how to make my music collection any more pretentious
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This about sums up my typical Friday night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojQrhqW4hX0&feature=player_embedded

Definitely not work safe, but why would you be on OkCupid at work anyway?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have platonic man-crushes on Aaron Rodgers and Michael C. Hall. Dexter as a show is a shadow of its former self

RIP Dexter 2006 - 2010
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to get to know me. Don't be shy, confidence is a turn-on! I work in IT so if it's nerdy I've probably heard of it and I probably like it; I'm always down for some nerd chat if that helps break the ice.

If you like Slow Jamz, JCore, or Shoegaze then we're already besties. Don't know what those are? Ask me about them.

I'm not going to message you first since I'm positive that just about every girl on here gets creeped on at least a couple times a day. I'll spare you any trouble and not be a creeper!