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Mermaidhandler

30 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
SO here is my deal. I have two jobs. The job that pays the bills and the job that doesn't, at least not quite yet. I am the co-creator and co-host of the award winning podcast The Whorecast found
here--> www.thewhorecast.com

Needless to say I don't have much time between the two jobs and my loving partner. My love life/history can be characterized as "Chasing Amy"... I have finally caught up with her and she turned out to be a mermaid. Strange... all these years I have been chasing a mermaid, you would think that tail would slow them down on land but it doesn't. Needless to say, we are in one of those "fashionable", "modern", "progressive", SF Open relationships. Check her out, her screen name is mermaidporn.

I am currently seeking cis female casual play partners. I would prefer that people have experience with being a secondary/unicorn. I am a great date, a top, and always conscious of consent.

A little bit about me:
1) I love Making art. Right now my life is full of making podcasts and producing plays but Im happy mod podging a collage together any day

2) Building, fixing or breaking something. I have just enough carpentry, plumbing and electrical know how to really get myself into trouble. Sometimes it looks like I know what I am doing.

3) Waking up to Morning Edition and going to sleep with This American Life. Listening to NPR is sexy in the same way as reading the New York Times is sexy. I listen to This American Life at night in order to drowned out the sound of my brain.

Now that you are completely smitten with me I feel the need to be honest about something... I lied about my income... I wanted to impress you... will you forgive me?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fist pumping and exclaiming "I love my life". But really, My life is fucking amazing! Oh yeah, and there is that whole working to change our cultures views on Sexworker's Rights thing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1) Saving Lives
2) Using a chainsaw
3) Finding Waldo
4) Procrastinating
5) Smashing the proverbial State with my crushing intellect, cutting wit and dashing good looks.
6) Looking like Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumkins
7) Impersonating an Ewok
8) Making Lists
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my pants are off and how good my butt looks in those
underwear... no really... most people need a butt implant to match
my perky booty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books/authors:
(non-fiction/Theory)
Michael Kimmel, bell hooks, Paulo Freire, Marx, Cornel West, Foucault and I am a religious Dan Savage reader/listener.

(Fiction)
Jitterbug Perfume
The Man Who Fell in Love with the Moon
Story of O
Weetzy Bat

Music:
My roots are punk. I cried when Kurt Cobain died. Hole is my drug of choice. Beyonce is my savior and Rihanna is my muse. Sleater Kinny changed my life, no one can be cooler the Karen O... no one... ever... I would travel the world for Paper Bird and the Dovekins make me want to move to Denver.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Whiskey in my coffee at family functions
Tailored Black Carheartts
Michael Belt
THE LUSTY LADY :(......
My Puddy
Star Wars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1) Third wave feminism and the roll of masculinity, porn and sexwork within that perspective.
2) Renting a studio to keep all the rusted things I find riding my bike around the ship yards
3) How I wish my unicorn neck tattoo was real
4) Getting a dog (I find myself on pet-finder more then okcupid and facebook combined)
5) how Oreos are vegan
6) Star Wars (i know this is the second time I have listed Star Wars, was intentional because I am truly that big of a fanboy
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering if it is Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I get really drunk I will insist on playing Patty Griffin at full volume , singing into the bottle swaying in my hand.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) your an everything, jalapeno, garlic or onion bagel... please no
plain bagels
2) you have a 3rd wave (and beyond) outlook on sex-work, women's
right to choose and are overwhelmingly sexpositive; please no 2nd
wavers, Ayn Rand fans or pro-lifers.
3) you like whiskey on the rocks (not required)
4) you are not the jealous type
4 1/2) you are into to meet my primary partner after a few dates
6) you own a pair Frye boots or can rock a pair of heels... really
any type of boot will do... did i mention that I like boots
7) your looking for someone who will consensually top you
(kink is included within this package)
8) you know how to play spades and are looking for a partner to
crush all who stand in our way (not required)