I recently picked up my life and moved cross country on a whim. It's all very exciting and new here, and the possibilities feel endless, but having only one friend here is less than ideal.
So I'm re-vamping my profile in the hopes of finding a lovely community of foulmouthed nerds somewhere in this big damn city. Or, hell, I'll settle for uptight nerds. Or foulmouthed intellectuals who look down their nose just a little bit at low-brow nerd culture. Just so long as we can share a drink, bullshit about whatever comes to mind, and maybe get naked together if the chemistry is right.
*Actually, if he knew anything about art theft, this was an insult, as most art thieves are thugs interested in the art only as collateral to trade in the black market. The Thomas Crown style gentleman art thief is almost entirely a myth; most art thieves are driven by profit.