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24 F Edmonds, WA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:39am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Hi. I'm Meredith. I was once informed by the owner of my favorite pizza place that I have "the manner and demeanor of an international art thief." This is, 1) the best compliment I've ever received, bar none, and 2) almost entirely due to the fact that I'm a little shy and standoffish and sometimes dress like a dowdy 50 year old widow. But fear not! Beneath my slightly frumpy shell lie untold depths of silliness and snark (and I clean up pretty when I try).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching myself to program.
Getting ready for Burning Man.

At this exact moment: lounging in bed and putting off my day, because for some reason I've decided it's incredibly urgent that I update my profile RIGHT NOW.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing and not minding that I look silly because fuck it, I'm having a great time and it's not like anyone actually cares that my moves are all ridiculous (and if they do care, they're probably the exact sort of cynical asshole I don't want in my life, so fuck them).

Run on sentences.

The first things people usually notice about me
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Awkward pixie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Infinite Jest, Lolita, We Have Always Lived in the Castle.

Movies/shows: Amelie, Better of Ted, House of Cards, Adventure Time.

Music: Tom Waits.

... And a whole lot more other things, too. Does anyone actually read this section? I always just skim it, because your taste in media/food/whatever has almost no bearing on my opinion of you as a person.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Self actualization.

And butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Yelling at my friends about Maslow's Hierarchy.
You should message me if
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Aw, fuck, I don't know. Just be charming and pithy.