Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A list of things about me that are probably mostly true:
I try to live the life of a cyberpunk heroine. Mostly this just
means consuming food-replacement for lunch and telling mysef I'm a
badass for using Linux.
Despite my cyberpunk aspirations, I wear a lot of sundresses and
listen to indie folk.
Sometimes I party with unicorns.
I click on every single awful clickbait headline about Taylor
Swift, even though I'm not that into her music. It's usually worth
Building Ikea furniture is the most. satisfying. thing.
I like cold brew coffee and bourbon and brunch and stand up comedy
and all those other generic things that everyone likes. (But
seriously, let's check out a whiskey bar and then go see an improv
show or something.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
People pay me ridiculous amounts of money to solve puzzles. As a
side effect of solving those puzzles, those people get a website.
But I mostly just like the puzzles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The owner of my favorite pizza place once told me that I have "the
manner and demeanor of an international art thief."
I choose to believe that my glamorous life of crime is the first
thing that all people notice about me.
...But they'll never find the proof.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lolita, Infinite Jest, and We Have Always Lived in the
Castle are my top three (in no particular order). Runners up
include Geek Love, House of Leaves, basically everything that Jon
Ronson has ever written, the Corrections, as well as large swaths
of Neal Stephenson's work. And a lot more.
Food: fancy cheeses of all sorts, Thai food, Mexican food, dim
sum...dark beers, whiskey, mezcal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to robot-proof my career.
What the appropriate earnestness to quirk ratio is for OkCupid
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