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Merricat_

25 Brooklyn, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A list of things about me that are probably mostly true:

I try to live the life of a cyberpunk heroine. Mostly this just means consuming food-replacement for lunch and telling mysef I'm a badass for using Linux.

Despite my cyberpunk aspirations, I wear a lot of sundresses and listen to indie folk.

Sometimes I party with unicorns.

I click on every single awful clickbait headline about Taylor Swift, even though I'm not that into her music. It's usually worth it.

Building Ikea furniture is the most. satisfying. thing.

I like cold brew coffee and bourbon and brunch and stand up comedy and all those other generic things that everyone likes. (But seriously, let's check out a whiskey bar and then go see an improv show or something.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
People pay me ridiculous amounts of money to solve puzzles. As a side effect of solving those puzzles, those people get a website. But I mostly just like the puzzles.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The owner of my favorite pizza place once told me that I have "the manner and demeanor of an international art thief."

I choose to believe that my glamorous life of crime is the first thing that all people notice about me.

...But they'll never find the proof.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lolita, Infinite Jest, and We Have Always Lived in the Castle are my top three (in no particular order). Runners up include Geek Love, House of Leaves, basically everything that Jon Ronson has ever written, the Corrections, as well as large swaths of Neal Stephenson's work. And a lot more.

Food: fancy cheeses of all sorts, Thai food, Mexican food, dim sum...dark beers, whiskey, mezcal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to robot-proof my career.

What the appropriate earnestness to quirk ratio is for OkCupid profiles.