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Merricat_

25 Brooklyn, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Cheerful, introspective, excited about life. I like my relationships to be both deeply silly and deeply sincere; in other words, I want to us stare soulfully into each other's eyes and whisper sweet nothings...and then pull ugly faces at each other until we dissolve into laughter.

And sometimes I party with unicorns.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a software developer. Yes, a software developer. With female secondary sexual characteristics. Wearing a sundress. In this day and age. THE HORROR.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The owner of my favorite pizza place once told me that I have "the manner and demeanor of an international art thief."

I choose to believe that my glamorous life of crime is the first thing that all people notice about me.

...But they'll never find the proof.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lolita, Infinite Jest, and We Have Always Lived in the Castle are my top three (in no particular order). Runners up include Geek Love, House of Leaves, basically everything that Jon Ronson has ever written, the Corrections, as well as large swaths of Neal Stephenson's work. And a lot more. I *really* like books.

Food: fancy cheeses of all sorts, Thai food, Mexican food, dim sum...dark beers, whiskey, mezcal. My tastes are reasonably diverse, although the only meat I eat is fish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Underseas fiber optic cables.
2. Cold brew coffee.
3. Sunshine and fresh air.
4. Stompy black boots.
5. Books.
6. My passport.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"May you live in interesting times."
"May you come to the attention of important people."
"May you get what you want."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're any or all of the following:

A kinky nonmonogamous feminist with a background in the social sciences. (I seem to have a type.)
Outgoing and snarky-but-not-judgemental and are amused by my dumb jokes.
Into getting brunch with me. I need a brunch buddy.
You live in Brooklyn and have enough room in your life to see me at least once a week.