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Merricat_

24 F Edmonds, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hi. I'm Meredith. I was once informed by the owner of my favorite pizza joint in Seattle that I have "the manner and demeanor of an international art thief." This is, 1) the best compliment I've ever received, bar none, and 2) almost entirely due to the fact that I'm a little shy and standoffish and sometimes dress like a dowdy 50 year old widow. But fear not! Beneath my slightly frumpy shell lie untold depths of silliness and snark (and I clean up pretty when I try).
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching myself to program.
Getting ready for Burning Man.

At this exact moment: lounging in bed and putting off my day, because for some reason I've decided it's incredibly urgent that I update my profile RIGHT NOW.
I’m really good at
Dancing and not minding that I look silly because fuck it, I'm having a great time and it's not like anyone actually cares that my moves are all ridiculous (and if they do care, they're probably the exact sort of cynical asshole I don't want in my life, so fuck them).

Run on sentences.

Minesweeper.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Infinite Jest, Lolita, We Have Always Lived in the Castle.

Movies/shows: Amelie, Better of Ted, House of Cards, Adventure Time.

Music: Tom Waits.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Self actualization.

And butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Yelling at my friends about Maslow's Hierarchy.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Aw, fuck, I don't know. Just be charming and pithy.