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25 Brooklyn, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:58am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. I'm Meredith. I was once informed by the owner of my favorite pizza place that I have "the manner and demeanor of an international art thief." This is, 1) the best compliment I've ever received, bar none, and 2) almost entirely due to the fact that I'm a little shy and standoffish and sometimes dress like a dowdy 50 year old widow. But fear not! Beneath my slightly frumpy shell lie untold depths of silliness and snark (and I clean up pretty when I try).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It's been a weird year that took me from New York to Istanbul to Seattle and finally back to New York. I plan to have this latest move stick, because goddamn this city is fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being accidentally charming.
Not engaging in polyfuckery.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Awkward pixie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Infinite Jest, Lolita, We Have Always Lived in the Castle, House of Leaves.

Movies/shows: Amelie, Better of Ted, House of Cards, Adventure Time.

Music: Tom Waits.

... And a whole lot more other things, too. Does anyone actually read this section? I always just skim it, because your taste in media/food/whatever has almost no bearing on my opinion of you as a person.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
For a very specific definition of "do without":

1. Tech that keeps me in touch with far away friends.
2. A comfortable bed, a large desk to sprawl all my projects across, a decent kitchen. (I do not have all these things right now, and it makes me grumpy.)
3. People. Delightful, weird, frustrating, glorious people who I like and who like me.
4. Art made by clever people. Visual art, performance art, books, music, whatever. Art is great. I especially like it when it's a little ridiculous and makes me giggle and feel uncomfortable at the same time.
5. My passport.
6. Things that make me smile and say "My life is not ordinary."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The apocryphal Chinese curse:

"May you live in interesting times.
"May you come to the attention of important people.
"May you get what you want."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking beer and yelling at my friends about Maslow's Hierarchy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're an adventurous nerd.
You like damn good beer.
You have a nice kitchen.
You want to go to stand up shows with me.
You're outgoing and snarky-but-not-judgemental and will giggle at my dumb jokes.