Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A list of things about me that are probably mostly true:
Sometimes I party with unicorns.
I click on every single awful clickbait headline about Taylor
Swift, even though I'm not that into her music. It's usually worth
Building Ikea furniture is the most. satisfying. thing.
I'm into men who look like Bond villains.
I used to have more things on this list, but they ceased to be true
and/or I got sick of getting messages about them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
People pay me to solve puzzles. As a side effect of solving those
puzzles, those people get a website. But I mostly just like the
(In other words: I'm a developer.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The owner of my favorite pizza place once told me that I have "the
manner and demeanor of an international art thief."
I choose to believe that my glamorous life of crime is the first
thing that all people notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lolita, Infinite Jest, and We Have Always Lived in the
Castle are my top three (in no particular order). Runners up
include Geek Love, House of Leaves, basically everything that Jon
Ronson has ever written, the Corrections, as well as large swaths
of Neal Stephenson's work. And a lot more.
Food: fancy cheeses of all sorts, Thai food, Mexican food, dim sum.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to robot-proof my career.
What the appropriate earnestness to quirk ratio is for OkCupid
Who are you looking for?
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