25 Puyallup, WA
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My self-summary
I look young for my age (25).
UW grad.
"Handsome" -my grandma
Has a car and job.
What I’m doing with my life
I travel around Washington finding rare and collectible stuff for my store.
I’m really good at
Analytical thinking.
Played the drums since middle school.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pulp Fiction, Mr.Nobody, Fight Club, Batman, Memento, Star Wars, The Prestige, Devils Rejects, The Shining, Catch Me If You Can, and the 1970's Dawn of the Dead.

Breaking Bad, Gotham, Narcos Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, The Office, Southpark, Aqua Teen, Arrested Development, It's always Sunny, Modern Family, American Horror, Better call Saul, Silicon Valley, Louie, Orange is the new black.

Metal, Classic, and EDM.

League of Legends, Hearthstone, and old nintendo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who would win in a fight, the Predator or Kevin from Home Alone?
How can television/movie characters afford the mortgage/rent on their homes?
You should message me if
If you are looking to get married then shortly have kids. Soon we realize that we have no clue what we are doing. You become a part time stay-at-home-mom and full time alcoholic. I have to become a jewel thief to fund our 3 year olds cocaine addiction. We have another kid to save the marrage and end up having another after that. After years of passive aggressiveness we divorce. You take everything including the kids and I move to Florida to a small studio apartment. You meet a widowed architect named Mike who has three sons, Greg, Peter, and Bobby. Our 3 daughters are about the same age as their counter parts. With all the money from the divorce you decide to hire a housekeeper who lives with your family. If this is something you'd be interested in hit me up.