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MesoTeso

24 London, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm French, deal with it.
Wine is my first love! Cigarette is most certainly the second one, for everything else I use OKC, and I don't think it's a good idea, but who cares?

First and foremost, if you can't stand people destroying their health for "fun", I strongly advice you leave my profile without further notice.

If you can't stand paradox, you should also do the same. I think my entire life has been revolving around this notion; and stupid people have a tendency to believe that paradoxes are symbols of inconsistency. WRONG

I am both super dynamic and super lazy, I am shy and extravagant, I am also rational and irrational, I am a human being with a distorted version of reality and normality. Even if I agree with what you say, I will do my best to defend the opposite, why? Because world is moving forward thanks to confrontation, and not because we commonly agree on something (NB: this statement is not absolute)

And if you read some kind of arrogance between the lines, you are probably wrong. I know who I am, I truly mean it. I know what I stand for, I know what I want to do in 10 years. And it doesn't mean that this idea will not change by then.

I spend a lot of time thinking about what people are trying to avoid, I don't know why, and that's the beauty of it. I remember one day in my life (like I was old,huh), I took the decision to accept what I wasn't able to understand; not because I wanted to be accommodating to others, but because I was always trying to find a reason to everything, and I realised my life was becoming a huge mess.

Like everybody here, I had my share of bad experiences in life, but I digested them all; OK maybe not all, but most of them. Due to this, I have some issue dealing with people that cannot face reality. You most definitely took wrong decisions in your life, maybe your father was an asshole, maybe you don't like who you are... FINE, instead of waiting for the world to do something for you, accept your errors, change, and move on.

"I think we're living in an ironic period of history. And irony kills innocence, it kills ingenuity and it's killing youth. From time to time I think it's good to consider that it is either white or black ... it's making things move forward. Today, we are force-fed by grey. And at some point, irony is becoming a little to hard to cope with."
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in a big data agency, and absolutely loving it. I didn't think my job could give me personal advice, but it does. You would be astonished by what I do for a living. I'm litteraly digging into everything you say... Stop using Twitter! I'm serious, stop it right now!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Crazy/ Extravagant/ Definitely a French red wine addict/ Red lipstick and always wearing dresses.
If you see me in trousers it means that I have problems with my second conscience
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Olivier Py, Cioran, Dantec, Bond for authors
Tarsem Singh, Gaspard Noe for movies
Diplo/ Major Lazer... TRAP TWERK SHIT
Bring Me The Horizon/ Enter Shikari
Alt-J/ Everything Everything/ Foals/ Dry...
Everything/ Foals/ Dry the river/ Battles
TDCC/ MUM/ Efterklang/ Biffy Clyro/
Francis Dillon / Of Montreal/ Delphic/
FFKK/ Shakaponk/ Valutan/ Kings of leon
Miso soup/ The maccabees
French bands that you've probably never heard of for the music

Shows: I'm a YouTube girl, don't even have a TV.

Food : CUPCAKES/pizza and pasta, Basic
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet - Cause Home is where your Wi-Fi automatically connects
People - Even if I hate a lot of human being
Critical Thinking - How useless would I be without it
Words - Because I'm a metaphysical literature lover
Emotion - I love to love people, I even love to hate them because it provokes reaction, sensations, feelings.
Watches - Because the clock ticks life away (16 years old recollection of LP)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A bunch of things that others find uninteresting. I can spend a day on YouTube watching "How It's Made", or WORSE: Cut Dat Commentary
I don't know if you're familiar with the concept of serendipity but we can clearly say that it's my main activity. I like to go against what the internet is telling me to do
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk and asleep, sometime at the same time.
Or dunno browsing the web; looking how stupid Charles VIII, dead by hurting his head on a lintel. STUPID KING
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I use the YOLO expression! I even use it in my professional emails. Yeah I know, this shit is going too far.

I'm ABLE to listen to Justin Bieber/ Miley Cyrus or Taylor Swift without vomiting.

I could have been married at 18. Thanks Jeez, I wasn't stupid enough to accept the deal!
You should message me if
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The correct idea would be: You shouldn't message me if you have nothing to say, if you're a close minded person, if you're a liar or a selfish man