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MessyRobot

34 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:23pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a good guy that's always trying to be better. I value free time, so I'm very respectful of my own and others. I hate to disappoint. I'm very relaxed and easy to talk to. I enjoy humor, wit, and brains. I'm kind but not a pushover. I love to meet new people, but am currently more interested in getting to know a few people more deeply. I'm silly yet serious, chill but particular, and I'm looking for chemistry.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a hair colorist by trade. (more than personality)
I'm studying barbering. (want a haircut?)
I work for myself. (6 months complete)
I'm looking to expand my social circle. (as most of my friends are now married or have moved far away)
I'm challenging myself to do things that make me uncomfortable. (Crossfit)
I live alone. (Incredible)
I’m really good at
Always being on time.
Telling stories.
Picking out restaurants and movies.
Cooking/Baking.
Making terrible jokes. ("uncle jokes")
Following through on promises.
CLEANING.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read. I enjoy both high/low brow.

I generally love movies, so I refuse to pick a favorite. Ones that come to mind are Donnie Darko, Ice Storm, Lars and the Real Girl, Forrest Gump, Weekend. Recently: Grand Budapest Hotel, Stranger by the Lake, Her, August: Osage County, American Hustle, Kill Your Darlings, Blue is the Warmest Color, Blue Jasmine, Philomena, Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has to Travel.

I love to eat. I'm down to eat most things (rarely bugs or brains).
I can always eat a burger or tacos. Always.

*The music portion stresses me out.*
The six things I could never do without
Family/Friends
Foooooood
Nudity
Books/Movies
NPR/Podcasts
Cell phone etiquette
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future.
Growing my business.
Jockstraps.
La Sagrada Familia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating out. I could constantly go to the movies. I enjoy drinks with friends, or a fun party.
Planning a temporary escape from the city. Right now, I want to find an outdoor jacuzzi or hot spring - and someone to go with!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Walking into an apartment and seeing a houseful of candles that have never been lit makes me sad. Like: single with 2+ cats, sad. Cathy comic on the refrigerator, sad.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a kind, complex, honest, honorable man; capable, interested, and willing to eventually be in love.

You want to get All-You-Can-Eat Wings with me.