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MessyRobot

35 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:34pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a good man constantly trying to be better.
I like order and organization.
I'm silly/serious, chill/particular.
I think a small amount of darkness makes brightness brighter.
I'm looking for smarts, humor, and chemistry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a hair colorist by trade. (more than personality)
I work for myself. (1.5 years complete!)
I'm looking to expand my social circle. (as most of my friends are now married or have kids)
I'm challenging myself to do things that make me uncomfortable. (going out solo.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being dependable.
Telling stories AND bad jokes.
Picking out restaurants and movies.
Cooking/Baking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Green eyes/ Curly hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read.
Currently: Misery - Stephen King
Magazine bender: Kinfolk, Hello Mr. and Bon Apetit.

I generally love movies.
Usually critical of gay movies, but these are good: Weekend, Boys, The Way He Looks, North Sea Texas
Recently: Ballet 422, Still Alice, Wild, Whiplash, Birdman, Imitation Game, Theory of Everything, Selma.

TV: Barefoot Contessa, The Fall, Black Mirror, Downton Abbey, Top Chef, Broad City, The Killing, House of Cards, RuPaul's Drag Race, The Slap.

I'm down to EAT. I eat most things (rarely bugs or brains).
(Though, I did try some grasshoppers at dinner recently).
I can always eat a burger or tacos. Always.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family/Friends
Foooooood
Nudity
Books/Movies
NPR/Podcasts
Cell phone etiquette
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future.
Sex.
Sex in the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rarely out dancing. Possibly dinner/drinks with friends. At home trying to perfect my homemade pasta or attempting a new recipe. Reading. At the movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If long hair or a skinny body scare you off - I am not the man for you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think cleanliness is next to godliness.
-AND-
You have a dirty mind.