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MessyRobot

34 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm constantly trying to be a better man.
I like order and organization.
I keep my cell phone in my pocket when face to face with a real human.
I seem much more serious in this paragraph than I actually am.
(I'm fun - I swear.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a hair colorist by trade. (more than personality)
I work for myself. (1 year complete!)
I'm looking to expand my social circle. (as most of my friends are now married or have moved far away)
I'm challenging myself to do things that make me uncomfortable. (STARTING to lift weights)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being dependable.
Telling stories AND bad jokes.
Picking out restaurants and movies.
Cooking/Baking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Green eyes/ Curly hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read. Currently reading "Gone with the Wind."

I generally love movies.
Favorites: Donnie Darko, Lars and the Real Girl, Weekend.
Recently: Guardians of the Galaxy, Boyhood, Life Itself.

I'm down to EAT. I eat most things (rarely bugs or brains).
I can always eat a burger or tacos. Always.

Spotify!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family/Friends
Foooooood
Nudity
Books/Movies
NPR/Podcasts
Cell phone etiquette
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future.
Sex.
Sex in the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating out. I could constantly go to the movies. I enjoy drinks with friends, or a house party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People clipping their fingernails on the subway makes me murderous.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think cleanliness is next to godliness.
AND.
You have a dirty mind.