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MetaRabbit

31 Paris, France Cis Man, Man

Cis Man, Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Armenian (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really suck at first messages. Funny how sending a first message quite reminds me of when i leave a message on an answering machine.

I come from Paris. From my mum, to be precise. Product of nature and science, I was born in the year of grace 1983 in a hospital in the 15th district of the city. I am Armenian, and I didn't speak French until the age of 5, since my parents did not want me to learn speaking the bad French they spoke and they said that I would learn it at school. Fortunately, school did its job right. So I quickly locked myself up in a world of books and stories to read and tell. I was this weird kid in school, the one who lives in his own world and feels more comfortable in fiction than in reality. I grew up and opened myself to the world, but I always keep that part of childhood and dreams.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've always lived my life writing and doing other stuff on the side. Other stuff being work. Work being anything from photo lab technician to teacher, from waiter to clerk.

I teach screenwriting in a film school in Paris and I write on the side, sometimes screenplays, sometimes articles on the internet.

I spend my days either at work, reading cool things, or talking to friends. And when I'm really bored, I make short films in stop motion with my stuffed animals and my Lego, or I masturbate.

Oh, and the normal stuff too, seeing friends, watching movies, drinking etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories.

Smoking Cigarettes.

Cunnilingus.

Rock n' Roll.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My completely kamikaze ego is often mistaken for a lack of one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There's an endless list of guys and gals i love for each of the categories aforementioned. But i thought it'd be cool, on top of those enumerations, to just do small lists of works of art that i've read, seen, heard recently or that are important to me, making me read, watch, hear them again and again.

Books:
- Face by Peter Milligan & Duncan Fegredo
- Contortionist's Handbook by Craig Clevenger
- Fortress of Solitude by Jonathan Lethem
- Black Science by Rick Remender & Matteo Scalera
- The Hero with a Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell

Movies:
- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World by Edgar Wright
- Putney Swope by Robert Downey Sr.
- Brothers Bloom by Rian Johnson
- Where the Wild Things Are by Spike Jonze
- Attack the Block by Joe Cornish

Songs:
- I Had A Dream, Joe by Nick Cave
- Underwear by Pulp
- Thirty-Three by The Smashing Pumpkins
- I Was a Teenage Werewolf by The Cramps
- She Gone by Gonjasufi

Shows:
- Adventure Time by Pendleton Ward
- Rick & Morty by Justin Roiland & Dan Harmon
- The Amazing World of Gumball by Ben Bocquelet
- Superjail by Karacas/Warbrick/Gruber
- Venture Brothers by Jackson Publick/Doc Hammer

Food:
Oreos
Feta
Guacamole

Books: Alan Moore, John Fante, Charles Bukowski, Lewis Carroll, Fyodor Dostoyevski, Rick Remender, Garth Ennis, Frank Miller, Peter Milligan, James Joyce, John Steinbeck, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Craig Clevenger, Jack Kerouac, Henry Miller, Franz Kafka, Raymond Chandler, Boris Vian, Edgar Alan Poe etc.

Movies: Jim Jarmusch, Steven Spielberg, Orson Welles, David Fincher, John Carpenter, John Woo, Tsui Hark, Edgar Wright, Martin Scorsese, Wes Anderson, Oliver Stone, Akira Kurosawa, Tex Avery, Vincent Gallo, Robert Zemeckis, Alfred Hitchcock, David Cronenberg, Sam Peckinpah, William Friedkin, Quentin Tarantino, John Huston etc.

Music: Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, The Clash, The Kinks, The Who, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Gil Scott Heron, Sufjan Stevens, TV on the Radio, Fleet Foxes, David Bowie, Alice Cooper, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, 10 CC, NOFX, Body Count, The Pharcyde, A Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, Miles Davis, Daniel Balavoine, M83, Basement Jaxx, Hans Zimmer, Elvis Presley, Prince etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Diet Coke
- Cigarettes
- Reading
- Writing
- Talking
- Feeling
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to end the screenplay that i'm writing.

Life, death, sex etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fuck that question, i do whatever i want!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do most of my reading while doing number 2.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think that time is relative and are ready to spend some with me.