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MetaRabbit

30 M Paris, France

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Armenian (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the kind of person who'll laugh at you with my friends because you wrote at some point in your profile "i love indie films". Because this doesn't mean anything, it's not a genre, it's not a quality label either. It's just a different production type. Some are good, some aren't. It's just about people wanting to seem interesting saying they don't like the mainstream, when actually what is called "indie" today isn't like what was done in the 80's by Tom DiCillo or in the 60's by Robert Downey Sr.
Juno isn't exactly a subversive film, neither is the latest Wes Anderson who's now a brand of his own, copy pasting ideas and style for each new film.

Anyway, i don't like you. You make me laugh.

I like good films, or at least, films that are good to me, wether it's from Jarmusch, Spielberg or Guy Maddin.

Yep, that's the kind of guy i am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've always lived my life writing and doing other stuff on the side. Other stuff being work. Work being anything from photo lab technician to teacher, from waiter to clerk. These days, i'm a seller in a sexshop and just got a second job too.

So yeah, on top of selling dildos and lube, i teach screenwriting.

Oh, and the normal stuff too, seeing friends, watching movies, drinking etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories.

Smoking Cigarettes.

Cunnilingus.

Rock n' Roll.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My completely kamikaze ego is often mistaken for a lack of one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There's an endless list of guys and gals i love for each of the categories aforementioned. But i thought it'd be cool, on top of those enumerations, to just do small lists of works of art that i've read, seen, heard recently or that are important to me, making me read, watch, hear them again and again.

Books:
- Face by Peter Milligan & Duncan Fegredo
- Contortionist's Handbook by Craig Clevenger
- Fortress of Solitude by Jonathan Lethem
- Black Science by Rick Remender & Matteo Scalera
- The Hero with a Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell

Movies:
- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World by Edgar Wright
- Putney Swope by Robert Downey Sr.
- Brothers Bloom by Rian Johnson
- Where the Wild Things Are by Spike Jonze
- Attack the Block by Joe Cornish

Songs:
- I Had A Dream, Joe by Nick Cave
- Underwear by Pulp
- Thirty-Three by The Smashing Pumpkins
- I Was a Teenage Werewolf by The Cramps
- She Gone by Gonjasufi

Shows:
- Adventure Time by Pendleton Ward
- Rick & Morty by Justin Roiland & Dan Harmon
- The Amazing World of Gumball by Ben Bocquelet
- Superjail by Karacas/Warbrick/Gruber
- Venture Brothers by Jackson Publick/Doc Hammer

Food:
Oreos
Feta
You

Books: Alan Moore, John Fante, Charles Bukowski, Lewis Carroll, Fyodor Dostoyevski, Rick Remender, Garth Ennis, Frank Miller, Peter Milligan, James Joyce, John Steinbeck, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Craig Clevenger, Jack Kerouac, Henry Miller, Franz Kafka, Raymond Chandler, Boris Vian, Edgar Alan Poe etc.

Movies: Jim Jarmusch, Steven Spielberg, Orson Welles, David Fincher, John Carpenter, John Woo, Tsui Hark, Edgar Wright, Martin Scorsese, Wes Anderson, Oliver Stone, Akira Kurosawa, Tex Avery, Vincent Gallo, Robert Zemeckis, Alfred Hitchcock, David Cronenberg, Sam Peckinpah, William Friedkin, Quentin Tarantino, John Huston etc.

Music: Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, The Clash, The Kinks, The Who, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Gil Scott Heron, Sufjan Stevens, TV on the Radio, Fleet Foxes, David Bowie, Alice Cooper, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, 10 CC, NOFX, Body Count, The Pharcyde, A Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, Miles Davis, Daniel Balavoine, M83, Basement Jaxx, Hans Zimmer, Elvis Presley, Prince etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Diet Coke
- Cigarettes
- Reading
- Writing
- Talking
- Feeling
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to end the screenplay that i'm writing.

Life, death, sex etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fuck that question, i do whatever i want!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do most of my reading while doing number 2.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like cartoons, sex & cigarettes.