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Meta_Outlaw

32 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved to Washington from Missouri. I'm laid back, but ambitious. I love to learn. I'm very open-minded. I want to see more of the world. I'm passionate. I'm political. I fancy myself a poet. I'm a people watcher and a good judge of character. I'm usually right, but love being proven wrong.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When I'm not bartending, I'm writing. I moved here, among many reasons, to get involved in the slam poetry scene. This has proved difficult with my work schedule. Other than that I plan on heading back to school to study Communications. I'd like to do PR work for an environmental non-profit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, even at my own expense. There are many things I take seriously, myself is not one of them. Other than that, I suppose I am a great listener, so say my close friends and customers, but I always feel as though I've said too much.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair and the subsequent resemblance it gives me to a particularly well-known religious figure. I had to flee the Midwest, they were going to crucify me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Still Life with Woodpecker, Bright Lights Big City, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Narcissus and Goldmund, On the Road, Dharma Bums, the Sun also Rises, The Prophet, Sirens of Titan, Waiting for Godot

Movies: Lost in Translation, the Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind, O Brother Where art Thou, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Royal Tennenbaums, Darjeeling Limited, Lawrence of Arabia

TV: Dexter, Boston Legal, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, the Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Music: Led Zeppelin, Leonard Cohen, the Kinks, the Talking Heads, Mumford & Sons, Avett Brothers, Foo Fighters, T. Rex, Them Crooked Vultures, David Bowie, the Postal Service,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Since food, air, water, family and friends and all that jazz is obvious and necessary, I'll go with more superfluous things I enjoy:

writing
literature
good beer, no PBR's for this guy
sushi
good conversation
Rock & Roll
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Richard Brautigan sums it up for me quite well:

"I like to think (and
the sooner the better!)
of a cybernetic meadow
where mammals and computers
live together in mutually
programming harmony
like pure water
touching clear sky.

I like to think
(right now, please!)
of a cybernetic forest
filled with pines and electronics
where deer stroll peacefully
past computers
as if they were flowers
with spinning blossoms.

I like to think
(it has to be!)
of a cybernetic ecology
where we are free of our labors
and joined back to nature,
returned to our mammal
brothers and sisters,
and all watched over
by machines of loving grace."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching people make fools of themselves and wishing I was one of them. The bartender's life can be a lonely one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lets see. . . . hmmmm I'm looking for love online? Oy!

No, that's stupid. . . uhhhh . . . I really like Billy Joel, A LOT! There was a brief time during my freshmen year in college that I was convinced I could choose a Billy Joel song at random and it would contain within it the answer to whatever was plaguing me at the time. Obviously, the "problem," was usually a woman.
You should message me if
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Obviously if you find me interesting and attractive. We all know why we're here, no need to be shy.