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MetalTeeth

25 F Flint, MI

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Since I have not updated this since I started it a year or so ago, I figured I would tonight. I'll keep it short and sweet.

My name is Lens. I'm 25. I don't drive. Scared to. Don't want to die.

Cats.

Saves the Day is my absolute favorite band.

Steam Powered Giraffe is my current musical addiction and quickly emerging as my second favorite band.

I think I'm cool.
What I’m doing with my life
I've got a decent job.

Trying to make some friends who aren't going to steal from me or shoot up when I'm not looking.
I’m really good at
Being awesome. I'm a really great friend... just saying.

Making myself believe in almost anything.

I've heard that I'm a great writer. Given the right moment I can write a rather heartbreaking or hysterically funny story/play/skit/memoir.

What I'm not good at: Singing, dancing, driving, cooking, sex, math, science, adverbs, staying conscious, and sleeping at night.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have gigantic ear holes. Probably them.
My hair is usually an unconventional color.
Sometimes I'm mean.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everyone should read. I don't do it enough. Water For Elephants was the last book I read. I don't really have a favorite book. Maybe Dracula. There's a book sitting on my self waiting to be read. I'll get on that I promise.

Movies are neat. I like indie films and documentaries. Walk Hard is my favorite movie though. John C. Reilly is my favorite actor.

The Walking Dead and True Blood are my favorite shows. I watch American Horror Story as well. The second season was the best so far, here's to hoping season 4 is better.

Music is amazing but my selection is limited. I'll give almost any band a chance. I based my judgments on the members themselves, sure they might have the best songs ever but if the bassist is a dick, or the singer spits on ladies I'm no longer interested. I don't like the Beatles or the Rolling Stones. Does this make me a terrible person? Probably.

I like food but not a big variety. I'm picky and psychologically cannot eat certain foods. I'm weird.
The six things I could never do without
My pets I love them more than I love anybody else in the world.

Music I wouldn't have a very good life without it.

Organic cold pressed Coconut oil.

Essential Oils.

Wifi. I didn't have it for a day and I was walking around itching like a junkie. I am ashamed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future and how I'll fit into it.

If I'm the only one that thinks Cap'n Crunch tastes like blood.

If Polar Bears get lonely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm sick. Nothing contagious just inconvenience.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like fatties because I am one.

You want a super amazing friend because I am one.

You're a tattoo artist and want to give me free tattoos because I only have one.

You think I'm pretty because I think you are.

You want to laugh and cry at the same time because I made fun of you but it was also funny.

You shouldn't message me if: You're only interested in sex or you're just a dickbag.

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