Hi, my name is Lens.

I'm from Lapeer. I live on the outskirts of Flint. I just moved from Florida.

I do have my ears stretched to 1-1/2". I have one tattoo on my right arm, above my wrist. If you know the band Cold then you'll get the tattoo. It says Cold... it's not a complicated thing.

I have a sick sense of humor that is often childish and mean. If you can handle that than we're good.

I'm a grammar nazi. Please know the difference between Your/You're. Who's/Whose. There/Their/They're. I can keep this up for a while.

I love piercings. Tattoos are fun too, but if they don't have a meaningful meaning behind them then don't tell me about them because I won't care.

OkCupid says I'm a 94% match with myself, 100% friend, and only 7% my own enemy.

I'm constantly quoting lyrics or movies. I've found that I can compare any moment in my life to either the Simpsons or Family Guy. Don't know what that says about me though. Don't really care to find out.

I'm really amazing and you should get to know me.

I'm anything but judgemental when it comes to you and yours. I have nothing against race or sexual orientation. Drag queens freak me out though but I don't dislike them.

I'm a HHA. I'm a certified nurse assistant in Florida but I don't plan on getting a license up here.

I live with my mom and gma. I couldn't cut it on my own.

Letting it continue while I try to find the meaning of it. 42 isn't adding up. (Ha, math joke.)

But you see I am actually doing a lot with my life. For one I am not pro-creating so I'm saving the world.

I don't know how to drive. t(-__-t)

Everyday I work out. It started as a way to get $50 but I decided to keep doing it. I don't like being fat anymore than you like fatties.

Anyway...

Being awesome. I'm a really great friend... just saying.

Making myself believe in almost anything.

I've heard that I'm a great writer. Given the right moment I can write a rather heartbreaking or hysterically funny story/play/skit/memoir.

What I'm not good at: Singing, dancing, driving, cooking, sex, math, science, adverbs, staying conscious, and sleeping at night.

I have gigantic ear holes. Probably them.
People think I'm an asshole. I agree.
Or maybe it's because I call everybody nigga or bitch.

Books make me go cross-eyed but I believe that everybody should read. So I try my best and I read The Vampire Chronicles.

Movies are neat. I like indie films and documentaries.

American Horror Story is great. The first season wasn't so great but the season was fantastic. The Walking Dead is good as well. It's a crazy show and I love it so much.

Music is amazing but my selection is limited. I'll give a band a chance though if I've never heard them before. I don't like the Beatles or the Rolling Stones. Does this make me a terrible person? Probably.

I'm not a big fan of food. "Oh but you're a fatty! You lie!" I eat to survive and I've chosen cake as my sustenance. I get sick a lot. No eating means no barfing. I'm so attractive!

My phone I would die without it. I know that's really sad but it's the truth. It's always in my hand and it's how I get online and how I communicate with the outside world. It's how I know what's happening outside of my house.

My family I would be stranded in Vegas right now if it wasn't for them.

My pets I love them more than I love anybody else in the world.

Antibiotics I need them to live.

Music I wouldn't have a very good life without it.

Comedy I do everything for it.

How my life did not turn out at all like how I thought it was going to. The things I need to do to be happy.

If I'm the only one that thinks Cap'n Crunch tastes like blood.

If Polar Bears get lonely.

At work. Making money.

I'm very sick.

I don't trust men with mustaches.

You like fatties and have nothing to do.

You want a super amazing friend.

If you feel like talking about anything at all and no one else will listen to you. I will, because I have no life. That's why I'm on this site. Yes, I did just insult everyone on here. You want to fight?

You shouldn't message me if: You're only interested in sex or you're just a dickbag.

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