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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:38pm
Black, Hispanic / Latin, White
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
Dropped out of Space camp
Might want kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hare Krishna.

Looking for someone special.

I listen to podcasts more so than TV. RadioLab among many. I choose to listen to philosophy, comedy, ancient history, and science themed subjects.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"What I'm doing with my life?"
Looking for compatible, sincere, and memorable friendship.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending to care about things that people tend to care about so I come off as normal.

Hey if you want we can "Settle it in Smash!"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty cute and charming.
Dark and bleak ass sense of humor.
"his ethnicity was nice and ambiguous"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Atmospheric instrumentals. metal, rock, rap, folk, indie, electronic stuff. Good vocalist.

Wine, craft beer, Hendrix Gin and tonic, meat, thai, middle eastern, central american, asian, any thing that isn't creamy or dairy based I'll try!

Stephen King (the dark tower++), Garth Nix, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Lord of the Rings, H.P Lovecraft, His Dark Materials, American Psycho, A Catcher in the Rye, Game of Thrones, The Road, Perks of Being a Wallflower, series of unfortunate events. I guess I'm a 12 year old in terms of my reading.

I'd much rather be shredding.

Lars Von Trier-
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

butt sex.

"Almighty Baphomet bless this day with acid rain may the weak perish under black skies of brimstone and let the darkness consume the hearts of men" - Vlom Brindle
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking wine until I'm in a state of hyper focus where I easily can spend 3 hours editing music.

With my friend Belial and Satan.

MTG, psychological thrillers,
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I'm directionless, emotionless, and I watch anime.
-You're not even cute, get over yourself.
-I clearly have a.d.d
-Feelings are gay.
-butt sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You can make me laugh
-You look so good you can be a part time model.
-You're Charlotte Gainsbourg
-You like macabre depressing movies-
-You can draw.
-You want to write a song together.
-You enjoy pot.
-You live in the moment.
-You think we'd be a cute pair.
-You have as much love as you have hate.
-If you want to dress up in black with me and pray to Satan.
-You want to go to see live soul, funk, folk, acoustic, hip hop, metal.
-You can tattoo an inverted cross on my body, or know someone wicked cheap.

Not interested if you're super serious. I want to hang with a goofy chick. If you haven't detected my intense sense of sarcasm by now then you probably haven't sensed my sarcasm by now.

For I am a whimsical jester allusive by nature but may be loyal to someone worthy.