Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have like 80 people who "Like" me apparently but have no dates.
So just message me! I'm not an A-lister. Let's just meet up at an
outdoor patio, or let's smoke weed in the woods and talk about the
universe and ourselves. But first....message me if you think I'm
"Fuck pain. Fuck heartbreak. I'm still in love with life."
Existential Nihilism, INFP, lover, friend, strong sense of empathy,
reckless, weird, cold, nerd, introvert posing as an extrovert.
PHILOSOPHY AND COMEDY.
If you're worth it then you're worth it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"What I'm doing with my life?"
Looking for compatible, sincere, and memorable friendship.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending to care about things that people tend to care about so I
come off as normal.
Also video games. Please don't put down video games if you're a
casual...because then I just look like a super nerd when I whoop
dat ass. Hey if you want we can "Settle it in Smash!"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty cute and charming.
Dark and bleak ass sense of humor.
"his ethnicity was nice and ambiguous"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Atmospheric instrumentals. metal, rock, rap, folk, indie,
electronic stuff. Good vocalist.
Wine, craft beer, Hendrix Gin and tonic, meat, thai, central
american, asian, any thing that isn't creamy or dairy based I'll
Stephen King (the dark tower++), Garth Nix, Perks of Being a
Wallflower, Lord of the Rings, His Dark Materials, American Psycho,
A Catcher in the Rye, Game of Thrones, The Road, Perks of Being a
Wallflower, series of unfortunate events. I guess I'm a 12 year old
in terms of my reading.
I'd much rather be shredding.
Lars Von Trier-
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking wine until I'm in a state of hyper focus where I easily
can spend 3 hours editing music.
With my friend Belial and Satan.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I'm directionless, emotionless, and I watch anime.
-You're not even cute, get over yourself.
-I clearly have a.d.d
-Feelings are gay.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You can make me laugh
-You look so good you can be a part time model.
-You're Charlotte Gainsbourg
-You like macabre depressing movies-
-You can draw.
-You want to write a song together.
-You enjoy pot.
-You live in the moment.
-You think we'd be a cute pair.
-You have as much love as you have hate.
-If you want to dress up in black with me and pray to Satan.
-You want to go to see live soul, funk, folk, acoustic, hip hop,
-You can tattoo an inverted cross on my body, or know someone
Not interested if you're super serious. I want to hang with a goofy
chick. For I am the whimsical jester allusive by nature but may be
loyal to someone worthy.
Who are you looking for?
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