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32 Frankfurt, Germany Man


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  • Ages 18–99
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
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Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), German (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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So....I am Stefan, born in 1982, 176 cm tall, many kgs of weight. :D Yes, I do live in many ask that...;-)
Oh...and another question a lot of people ask is:

"What are you looking for?"

I am not really looking for anything special. I think, if you always look for something special, you are blind for the things, you could have been able to find. I got an open mind and a free spirit, I don´t think in borders, distances or ages. So it´s also not that important to me to look for a relationship. I am absolutely open, to find the love of my life, my boss-enemy, yes, but I wrote to FIND and that´s total different to to LOOK or to SEARCH!

But if I would find the special one, then she should be something like this little text says:

I am not into girls, the media suggest us to be ideal.

As in Model talent shows for example rattling racks are hunted down the runway, you don´t want to fuck, but you want to feed them. Nothing against skinny or thin girls, but against sick medias.

There are "Barbie doll celebrates" with the vocabulary of a five year old and a sexual charisma of a Meatball (nothing against meatballs - they taste good, but they don´t look like erotic or charisma). They walk through life being ogled by testosterone driven crassly stupid persons - more easy called complete idiots - that are so hollow, that they measure beauty in cup sizes. Nothing against boobs. I love boobs. But I love boobs in every size....because they are boobs.

Dear Ms. Kardashian and Ms. Minaj,

If one of you is reading this at some time:


But you both are absolutely welcome to contact me, if you have googled what gene pool means.

Not even porn you can watch - and yes, I am a man and men do fucking need porn! - without porn it is bad. But most of the actresses seem like they were cloned on the planet Fistor, with as little brains as possible, but therefore bigger pronounced sexual characteristics. In the clips then their body openings are used by strange guys, who seem as they would have bathed too long in bovine growth hormones and make a face during sex, like I do, when I have to poo.

But back to women....for me, no one has to starve down to size zero.
I don´t need a tramp stamp, but I love tattoos and piercings...don´t need nails with rhinestones or painted island landscapes. I don´t need a chick with bleached hair and a "from top I look like a skunk"-hairdressing! And please no sun studio victim, whose skin looks like 80 when she is 30. Please no niminy-piminy-aunt, who takes so long in the bathroom like a sloth-couple during mating. I don´t want a bigheaded fashion doll, that defines herself only about her appearance and is insulted, when I tell her:
"Your ass is also just cooking with water!"

What I want and what is really fucking sexy, that is a woman with brain, humor and charisma.

I don´t want a flagship-Barbie with inflated lips and plastic tits, but a girl who can make me laugh and think. I want a woman with plaid shirts and Star Wars shirts...ok Star Trek is also allowed. A woman who likes to read to long we aren´t doing anything more interesting....a woman who surf on Wikipedia and not on Zalando. A woman shitting on American Idol and would rather watch a few episodes of Babylon 5. It´s absolutely ok, if she was a sitting in the first row in school or if she was in a chess-club, as long as her main-hobby wasn´t to try out new makeup. Would be more cool, if she made her Master in "Shadowrun" or similar stuff. I want a girl, that laughs at my bad Darth Vader jokes and she knows, that you shouldn´t feed Gizmo after midnight. I want a girl that sometimes plays Playstation all day with me, even though there is nice weather. Every time I shoot an enemy in the head while playing Call of Duty, I want my girl to shout "Headshot" and then she giggles sweet. A girl which can spend hours with me watching "The Next Generation" and then we make a lot of passionate love. A girl who philosophizes with me after sex on the socially critical subtext of "Starship Troopers" or Zombie-Movies. A girl, that knows, why the answer is 42 and that Dr. Who is not my dentist! And that Vampirs shouldn´t sparkle in sunlight, but...BURN! Edward BURN!
You should have read Asimov, Gibson or Philip K. Dick and you can regularly beat my ass off at the Star Wars Trivial Pursuit. Extra and only for me, you should buy a Princess Leia - slave costume and when you quote the prelude from "Deep Space Nine", I get a premature ejaculation.

And if she is all that, or nearly all that, then I would emigrate to the desert planet and open an ice cream parlor there just for her. I would tattoo her name on my open-heart. I would let me abduct by aliens and aboard their mother ship with a utility knife and then I would force them to call their home planet after my girl´s name. I would even wear during sex only for her a Jar Jar only when it is really necessary.....under protest....:-) I would go for my girl through a wormhole back in time and film with my digital camera the real sinking of the Titanic, so that she never would have to look that fucking hollywood-movie.
For her, I would abolish the subjunctive and would forever only tell mandatory words.

And every time, when my little girl has a bad day, like every woman has sometimes, and if she thinks, there would be too much fat on her ribs or she thinks, she isn´t pretty enough, then I would take her tightly in my arms and tell her:

"You're my little girl and you're fucking beautiful!"
What I’m doing with my life
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Doing my bachelor of engineering and sciences. And got an own small business. But that´s not really my life...that´s what I do, that I am able to live my life.
My life is my friends, nature, sports, music, books and a lot more....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking beer and whisky. :-) Making fun about myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I think my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Die 13 1/5 Leben des Käpt´n Blaubär (The thirteen and a half lifes of captain Bluebar)
And I read a lot of books about history, politic, but also a lot of cultural and mystical stuff.


Fight Club
Cruel Intentions
A beautiful mind
Dead Poets´ Society
alphabet killer
Star Wars (IV-VI)
Indiana Jones
Mr. Magoriums Wonder Emporium
Sweeney Todd


How I met your mother
Big Bang Theory
Dr Who
King of Queens
Walking Dead
Two broke girls


Rock, Metal, Oi, Ska, Rockabilly, Rock´n Roll
I love a lot of different bands, but most of them are german rock bands.


I love to cook...there is a lot I really do like. If I am cooking for friends, they love my selfmade lasagna.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Friends
- Passion
- Books
- My laptop
- My dog
- Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Seems to be an easy answer, but I am really a thinkful human being.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...hanging around with good friends or staying at home after I worked honorary for an animal-shelter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Hm, and I am spiritually predispositioned.
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