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MethaneYouthane

71 M Hyattsville, MD

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 45–66
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I started as a zygote but was pretty much bored out of my mind (wait -- maybe I didn't have a mind at that point). After getting on the fast track to skip fetalhood, I bounced into babyhood. Alas, I'm still suffering complete amnesia about the wonder years that led up to my initiation into adulthood. (With your coaching I might be able to recover some of it.) Now I've nearly finished my postgraduate work in adulthood. Why not? I'm about as familiar with the 'hood as anyone.
What I’m doing with my life
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I like to read (sometimes in a foreign language), ponder things (perhaps even "the meaning of meaning"), listen to music, exercise (bike riding, hiking, home gym), go to local talks as well as big conferences put on by skeptical & secular humanist organizations, and play cello & guitar--plus in my spare time I'll save the whales--and the world. At an undetermined point an enduring (endearing? You decide) curiosity was instilled in me. Just now an irresistible force compels me to mention that I want to spend Grade A quality time with you if you do, or are interested in, some or all of the above but especially if you are at least as enthusiastic as I am about the inevitable (IMHO) personal matters that make a relationship really worthwhile. Whew! Had to catch my breath before the end of that sentence. Qualifications? In addition to doing the usual stuff with my computer, I can lift it overhead 10 or more times. OK, so maybe it is a laptop, but still. . .
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
remembering and appreciating intimate moments.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are that I have a beard and that I'm soft-spoken but will usually give a direct answer to a directly worded question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My taste in music ranges from Mr. Bach's compositions to the blues, with an empasis on the latter. That's also the type of music that I attempt to play on my cello.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
words and their often strained relationships with each other.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually still at work b/c my shift is from 2 -- 10 p.m., although I often leave earlier than 10 when we run out of work.
You should message me if
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you like to touch and be touched, metaphorically as well as physically; like to stay fit; appreciate skillfully assembled strings of words; are, if not an actual scientist, a science fan -- that is, you respect the achievements of science and try to live as much as possible without superstition (that includes supernaturalism, such as belief in god(s).