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27 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:29am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well, my name is rob. How about i start with the name I get called. Why do people not do that one this site. We would do it in person and it wouldnt seem odd. But i guess its not the norm here in the world of online dating.
I was born in DC, but grew up in VA went to college there as well Got a BFA in "Crafts" and sculpture as well. Lived in philly for about 6 months after college, had a job as a blacksmith. Did not really like the company. Moved here cause I got a job. Havent left yet, i enjoy it.
Decent start, maybe?
Ill add a quote (maybe it will make me look "intelligent"

"And once having said yes to the instant, the affirmation is contagious. It bursts into a chain of affirmations that knows no limit. To say yes to one instant is to say yes to all of existence."

But it is something interesting to try and live by.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a craftsmen. That is the best way I discribe what I do for a living. I work for a few companies the the Brooklyn Navy Yard. Working on a wide range of things. Everything from architectural modes, 4 ft Kid Robot Dunnies, art for other artist, video props, commerical props. Basically alittle bit of everything, so kinda hard to explain. You can see some of the things I have made on my instagram link in my photos.

Also just started to work on sets as well, here and there, recently been doing the snl and new tonight show.

working on my apartment (currently building my room and doing remodeling on our greenpoint/williamsburg apt. )

and trying to get my shit together so i can work for myself and maybe make some art again.

But, by night...occasional drunk lumberjack and making people laugh. And talking about what ever else as well.
I’m really good at
Being creative, talking to people, design and making things, also observing things. I dont feel like adding more i dont wanna seem boast full.
The first things people usually notice about me
I exist, that should be the first thing someone notices. If not there is a problem and we should address it right away
My friends says that deep down, (beneath all that beard hair) I am passionate about my job, I care about the world around me, and I am a good and knowing useless facts
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Kurt Vonnegut is hands-down my favorite author.
Bukowsk,. And yeah, I know he's a pretty good read. But God who'd wanna be such an asshole?
I don't really read very well, kinda of a downside of being dyslexic. So I don't really do it as much as i would like to, but I would like to work on it, and get over this sudo phobia i have.
Movies: Wes Anderson, Goddard, Ken Burns and Warner Herzog are my favorite directors.
I also love the film waking life

Food: I eat it. I have an ungodly appetite for Pho. I will eat just about anything and everything.

Music: A$AP Rocky, Clams Casino, Nicholas Jaar, The Books!, Fucked Up, Titus Andronicus, Jay Reatard (RIP), Pert Near Sandstone, LCD Sound system, The Replacements, Nick Drake, and Bonnie Prince Billy, Rob (1970 ghana funk), The Decemberist, Rev Martin, Dan Deacon, Dave Brubeck, Sonny Rollins, Friendzone, The Fields, Danny Brown, Nick Cave. Are you still reading? Antwoon, Endless Boggie, Toro Yo Lo, SHLOHMO and Jeremih, No Age, Death By Bass Drum, Nujabes, Why?, Cody Chestnut, Beach boys, Talking Heads, Arthur Russel, Father John Misty, Ty Segall, Japandriods, Iron And wine, Belle And Sebastain, Odd Future, The Replacements, Matthew E. white, Menomena, Modest Mouse, LOL boys (Terrible name but great music), The Orwells, just to name a few, i listen to a lot of things.
The six things I could never do without
(both those i kinda need)
good food
good beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Also which is worse all theory and no action or all action or no theory...
never believed Jesus was a Capricorn but it made sense to me that Elvis was.
try and think about as many different things as possible each day. people have been known to till me "i think to much..."
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, or just "netflexing" (the verb I made for binge watching netflex)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
was the heaviest baby to date at the hospital where i was born.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Well first off you'd like too. If you are going to do the whole rate thing you should be will to also either write a message even if its a simple "hey, how are you doing or what are you working on at your job currently" Just something to maybe get a conversation started.

Oh hell, who are we kidding. This is NYC. Disneyland for adults. Let's all have a good time, with fine friends, good conversation, and great adventures.

If you are also looking for someone to enjoy those things with give me a message. Maybe we will hit it off.

or if you get this joke:
A plateau is the highest form of flattery