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MezzoPunk

32 M Somerville, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:59pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a classical music buff, with a healthy sprinkle of punk rocker thrown in. My friends describe me as a "gross, dirty boy." I take that as a compliment. INTP.

My life motto: "If you're not getting hurt, you're not trying."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Jumping head first into the entrepreneurial world, and gonna kick ass at it. In the meantime, I also wait tables and play piano.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
grossing people out with outlandish descriptions of everyday events; deciphering rubbish from art, interpreting Mozart pieces, firing bad employees, and making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

I think it's also worth noting things I am really bad at, but love doing nonetheless: aggressive roller blading (google Roman Abrate or Brian Aragon), learning a shitton of languages, playing Starcraft II or any great Action/Adventure game for Xbox, and driving motorcycles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Definitely my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Imaginary Museum of Musical Works by Lydia Goehr
The Greatest Show on Earth by Richard Dawkins
Aesthetic Theory by Theodor Adorno
Harry Potter (yep)

Movies:
Little Miss Sunshine.
JAWS -- just epic awesomeness here
The Incredibles -- bloody brilliant movie
Pan's Labyrinth -- just beautiful to look at
Amelie -- cause everyone needs to smile
Edward Scissorhands -- fairy tale for me
Batman (Keaton version, thanks) -- Burton is my hero
Best in Show -- Catherine O Hara + Parker Posey = win!
Orange County -- surprisingly smart, despite the title

Music:
Mayday Parade, Sum 41, Green Day, Avenged Sevenfold, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Chopin, Rachmaninoff, Lady Gaga, All Time Low, Three Days Grace,

Food:
Sam Adams Beer -- Brick red, Winter Ale, Octoberfest, Lager
Tequila -- because pepper spiced Margaritas are the shit
Burritos -- and I fucking love mole sauce
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) A piano (just bought a new Steinway this year)
2) an iPhone. Without it, I would be lost, like a fart in a tornado.
3) Refrigerator -- it's kinda necessary, don't you think?
4) Starbucks -- Triple Grande Nonfat Latte, taken twice daily
5) Calvin Klein underwear -- it just makes the boys so happy
6) Some sort of video game console.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, Art, Fashion, and Work.

How to develop my company.

How I abuse my telekinetic Jean Grey-like phoenix powers would that I had them.

Also, constantly considering who are the 5 hottest guys in the world, which currently rank:
1) Lenny Kravitz (who has been on the list for about 15 years)
2) Jared Leto
3) Jake Bass
4) Daniel Bamdad
5) Roman Abrate
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing videogames. Or drinking at a bar. Or both, in no particular order.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm unhealthily obsessed with Dante from Devil May Cry.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 22–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you have piercings or tattoos.
… study science or math …. I seem inexplicably drawn to geeks
… enjoy videogames more than movies
... you skate (board, or inline)
... you share my vitriolic hatred of electronic music
... clubs are not your thing.