I'm a transplant from Miami. Blatino and proud. Let it be known I'm as independent as they come. Own cash, own car, own crib, no wifey, no shorties, no drama. I do me. I'm look'n to network with like minded individuals.
I am left-handed and right-handed
If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question me just because they find me interesting
Cuba imports cigars from me. Mosquitos refuse to bite me purely out of respect.
My business card simply says "I'll call you".
I have won the lifetime achievement award twice.
My passport requires no photograph.
When I drive a new car off the lot, it increases in value.