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Micah-t

35 M Grand Rapids, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Friends say I am funny, but they are biased so judge for yourself.

I like to surround myself with positive people who are going somewhere in life (other than KFC). I like to read and write. Nature makes my soul smile. Sometimes I wander downtown to sing karaoke, socialize, and perform standup comedy-- all the while shifting from deep philosophical conversations to whimsical hilarity at shocking speed.

I prefer healthy food from a farmer's market. I dance like a mongbat when holding a really good piece of pizza or taco. I also enjoy helping people and that is why I decided to become a lawyer.

I would like to settle down with a nice girlfriend who wants to explore the city (and eventually the world), have amazing conversations, allow me to play with her hair, watch something good, make fun of me, and sometimes let me make dinner for her. She must be smart, happy, and kind to others.

Turn ons (seriously): Nerdiness, witty banter, and laughter.
Turn offs: French/acrylic nails, excessive lipstick/makeup, and negativity.
What I’m doing with my life
Responsibilities include a full time job, a car, and a historic house that needs fixing up. I just passed the bar and am figuring out what the next move might be.

In the meantime, I am assembling a tribe of cool people to hang out with. As a hobby, I speak my mind on a stage and try to make strangers laugh (at poop jokes). My long term goal is to live near the water.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, conversation, and parallel parking.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile. Rumor has it that my pics fall short of the real thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: No pretentious name dropping here. I read all the time. Wanna dork out on some books?

Movies and Shows: I like horror, science fiction and comedy. Cabin in the Woods. TCM. Game of Thrones. Zombies. Anything with a good story. Old movies. Manhattan is a favorite. Crime/ Mobster movies. Goodfellas. Arrested Development. South Park. Breaking Bad. Firefly. Documentaries. Twilight Zone. etc.

Music: Yes, please. I do have an unhealthy man crush on Peter Gabriel. Everything else is cool.

Always open to new things.
The six things I could never do without
Curiosity
Chap-stick
Something to read (or someone to listen to)
Exercise endorphins
Good people
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being attacked by wild animals. Is that squirrel sizing me up?
On a typical Friday night I am
Crying with my cats. NOT. That's more of a Sunday thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once shaved a heart around my belly button to look like a Carebear.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are interested and not husband-trolling from the Philippines.