Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Friends say I am funny, but they are biased so judge for
I like to surround myself with positive people who are going
somewhere in life (other than KFC). I like to read and write.
Nature makes my soul smile. Sometimes I wander downtown to sing
karaoke, socialize, and perform standup comedy-- all the while
shifting from deep philosophical conversations to hilarity at
I prefer healthy food from a farmer's market but dance like a
mongbat when holding a really good piece of pizza or taco. I also
enjoy helping people and that is why I became a lawyer.
I would like to settle down with a lady who wants to explore the
city (and eventually the world), have amazing conversations, allow
me to play with her hair, make fun of me, and sometimes let me make
dinner for her. She should be reasonably smart, happy, and kind to
Turn ons (seriously): Nerdiness, witty banter, and laughter.
Turn offs: French/acrylic nails, excessive lipstick/makeup, and
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building a business, full time job, hitting the gym, assembling a
cool tribe to hang out with, reading everything I can get my hands
on, fixing my house, and planning to travel abroad.
My long term goal is to live near the water.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, conversation, and parallel parking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: No pretentious name dropping here. I read all the time.
Wanna dork out on some books?
Movies and Shows: I like horror, science fiction and comedy. Cabin
in the Woods. TCM. Game of Thrones. Zombies. Anything with a good
story. Old movies. Manhattan is a favorite. Crime/ Mobster movies.
Goodfellas. Arrested Development. South Park. Breaking Bad.
Firefly. Documentaries. Twilight Zone. etc.
Music: Yes, please. I do have an unhealthy man crush on Peter
Gabriel. Everything else is cool.
Always open to new things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to read (or someone to listen to)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being attacked by wild animals. Is that squirrel sizing me up?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying with my cats. NOT. That's more of a Sunday thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once shaved a heart around my belly button to look like a
You should message me if
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