I like to surround myself with positive people who are going somewhere in life (other than KFC). I like to read and write. Nature makes my soul smile. Sometimes I wander downtown to sing karaoke, socialize, and perform standup comedy-- all the while shifting from deep philosophical conversations to whimsical hilarity at shocking speed.
I prefer healthy food from a farmer's market. I dance like a mongbat when holding a really good piece of pizza or taco. I also enjoy helping people and that is why I decided to become a lawyer.
I would like to settle down with a nice girlfriend who wants to explore the city (and eventually the world), have amazing conversations, allow me to play with her hair, watch something good, make fun of me, and sometimes let me make dinner for her. She must be smart, happy, and kind to others.
Turn ons (seriously): Nerdiness, witty banter, and laughter.
Turn offs: French/acrylic nails, excessive lipstick/makeup, and negativity.