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Michael-Wolf

25 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I grew up in the woods. I make movies, jokes, poems and songs.

All foods should come in burrito form
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in tv, helping dummies reach bigger audiences. I do improv and sketch comedy. I like making little movies with friends. If I see a dog, I'm gonna pet it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing like no one is watching.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Why is that guy dancing?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Michael Chabon, Dostoyevsky, Henry Miller, Anne Carson, Robert Lowell, John Ashbery, Kurt Vonnegut, Borges, Franz Kafka, George Saunders, Murakami, Jonathan Franzen, Thomas Pynchon, David Foster Wallace, JD Salinger, Virginia Woolf

Movies: Children of Men, Safety Not Guaranteed, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Coen Brothers, PT Anderson, Woody Allen, Terrance Malick

Shows: Community, Archer, Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Louie, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Twin Peaks

Music: Future Islands, Destroyer, Arvo Part, Kate Bush, Dirty Projectors, Modest Mouse, Claude Debussy, Brian Eno, Crosby, Stills, and Nash (and young), New Order, Prince, Guided by Voices, LCD Soundsystem, Twin Shadow
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shut up. You ask too many questions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the space between stars and planets, the space between human beings, the space between thoughts and words, the space between intentions and actions, space

Where have all the cowboys gone?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There IS no typical Friday night!!!
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shower naked
You should message me if
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COFFEE, BEER, BOOKS, WALKING