I write. I read. I play music. I listen. I eat. I cook. I like sex. But I mean, who doesn't? I am profoundly in love with science, although I don't comprehend much of it. Perhaps therein lies the fascination. I hate writing introductory statements like these, and I hate coming up with witty jokes about how I hate writing introductory statements, and, finally, I hate coming up with witty jokes about how I dislike writing witty jokes about introductory statements. See a pattern here? That was the joke.