So I'm prefacing this by letting you know that I am currently
drinking a Jack and Coke as I write. It's my third. I started at
3:00 this afternoon. I know it says that I drink socially in my
profile, but perhaps that was a bit of a fib. Anywhoozles. (I don't
always drink socially. Sometimes I drink by meeself. If I'm
writing. I feel connected to past alcoholic writers that way. Not
that I'm an alcoholic myself (I also like using parentheses. Like,
a whole lot)).
I write. I read. I play music. I listen. I eat. I cook. I like sex. But I mean, who doesn't? I am profoundly in love with science, although I don't comprehend much of it. Perhaps therein lies the fascination. I hate writing introductory statements like these, and I hate coming up with witty jokes about how I hate writing introductory statements, and, finally, I hate coming up with witty jokes about how I dislike writing witty jokes about introductory statements. See a pattern here? That was the joke.
Bam.
I write. I read. I play music. I listen. I eat. I cook. I like sex. But I mean, who doesn't? I am profoundly in love with science, although I don't comprehend much of it. Perhaps therein lies the fascination. I hate writing introductory statements like these, and I hate coming up with witty jokes about how I hate writing introductory statements, and, finally, I hate coming up with witty jokes about how I dislike writing witty jokes about introductory statements. See a pattern here? That was the joke.
Bam.
