Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go rock climbing, skiing, or participate in something
slightly exciting and dangerous. Skydiving is also an option.
Unless of course, you message me and we both feel lazy that day,
then we can figure out something more low-key and fun to do. Movie,
test drive cars, sight seeing, travel, etc.
Or if you know what any of these quotes are from:
"The Scuba Diver." The directions: Tell a meddlesome female friend
about the playbook; run a play on one of her co-workers, making her
so angry she steals The Playbook; put on a scuba suit and tell her
you're going to play one last trick called The Scuba Diver on a
girl at the bar, so the friend goes to tell the girl all about The
Playbook. When they come ask about The Scuba Diver, take off the
mask, "give them some spiel about your deep-seeded insecurities,
which don't really exist because, let's face it, you're awesome."
Feeling bad, your friend talks you up to the girl, who then agrees
to go get coffee with you. "And it is on." ;)
Classmate: Why is it taking you so long? How hard is it for you to
paint a wall?
Luke: A lot harder than your so-called singing. At least this is
supposed to be flat.
Señor Chang: Greetings you little snots!
Molly: You're not Drugs.
Señor Chang: Oh but I AM. Disappointed? Did you expect me to stay
the same forever? Because that's not what Drugs does baby! I'm
gonna deep fry your dog and eat your momma's face. And I'm going to
wear your little brother's skin like pajamas! I control your lives,
and there's nothing you can do.
Paul: Let's kill him.
Señor Chang: Oh! Bring it on Bow-Wow!