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MichaelOatman

42 M Tucson, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 18, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The Universe Runs On Imagination...
~-~-~-~-~
And is it said that when you're gone and grown
you can sleep that well alone?
Who can speak that Golden Tone?
It's like waking from the dawn
finding all yr hope is gone
and has left there all alone
to now Listen.
It's in the air whether you're there or not.
It's like sacrificing what you should have thought
to know something.
Set up in a crowded room,
mirror here; all face the gloom.
It's that somebody spoke too soon
and leaves standing.

Place me in the frozen water and don't help me
prove ice rises from the cold.
Let me see
if I could irritate the cold, may I might produce a spark?
We all imitate the dark
with even less understanding.

Let me imitate the innocence
that they carry so well
on their shoulders of might
and let me in.
Let me weaken
from my burden
of old.
Let me reach out
from the dark
and Listen.

Afraid of all this time
and the sin.
Are you all afraid of all this time
and the sin?
Are we all afraid of all this time
and the sin?

~ Glass Of Darkness
a.k.a. Michael Oatman
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Please see HeyComputerMan.biz or TucsonComputer.info for that. Of course I'd say I'm pretty good at it.
I'm attempting to create a free energy device using the perendev principle (rotational magnets) so that we can all use free, clean, unmetered energy and even sell it back to the electric companies.
I also have a TV show on local cable and at IllegalKnowledge.com so please check it out!
I ran / also ran for president twice, and will likely continue to do so, and you can see that here.
One of the bands I do/am in is called Harness and I'm writing a rock opera based on the writings of Zecharia Sitchin, regarding humanity's alien genesis. ("You wanna save your sooooouuuuul; don't let those bitches take your gold!")
Pretty fucking cool....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not writing an answer for this question. See?
  ~ or ~
Making myself out to be a Clown so that I can keep myself under the radar...
  ~ or ~
Understanding the principle and practice of the Hegelian Dialectic.
  ~ or ~
Solving Mysteries.
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Knowing numerologies and having the Hand of Man.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Really? I suppose it depends on who you are and upon what you are focusing. I have an idea for an icebreaker: tell me what you notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Non-fiction, nearly exclusively. I'm open. I have many.
Movies: Too many to mention, and I have an ever growing library. I cannot forget documentaries. Currently I'd say my favorite non-documentaries are The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda and Saint John of Las Vegas. I like Quentin as a director but not as an actor. The Corporation, Orwell Rolls In His Grave, Loose Change (all of them), and Capitalism Is The Crisis are my current favorites on the documentary side. Michael Moore can be occasionally funny, but I'd rather watch Howard Zinn (rest his soul) or Noam Chomsky.
Shows: I'm guessing we are talking stage productions and not live music here? I want to see The Book Of Mormon. There will always be a place in my heart for Little Shop and West Side Story.
Wait, did you mean TV shows? Ummmmm, Portlandia then. I like the quick cuts.
Music: I'm going to keep this brief and say mostly everything except senseless pop and new country, both of which I have jokes about for you.
Food: Anything I make, which is vegetarian. I do eat cheese and some fish / shellfish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) sarcasm
2) oxygen
3) water
4) food
okay, so I get two for free now?
5) sex
6) knowledge
maybe not in that order on the last two, but it does seem to be how it goes.
7) shelter
is not on the list; yes, I have been homeless, but I am currently very grateful. I'd jump the gun prior to the 26th of January if I talked about how to create and sell an encumberance. In the meantime, ask Jim Hogan.
There is a difference between "need" and "want". It is crucial to have a knowledge within you of this difference.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to create free energy for the world, and what Torsional Physics and the harmonics of Zero Point given the exclusion of sub-Planck energies might mean for me. Look here.
I am in favor of an Anarchist Republic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either doing my TV show (please see IllegalKnowledge.com) or catching up on other shows I've downloaded.
  ~ or ~
... the same thing we do every night, Pinky:
    Try To Take Over The World!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that my eyes change color from blue to green to hazel.
  ~ or ~
I have a profile on OK Cupid.
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I get misty-eyed every time I hear Peter Sagal say "This Is NPR!"
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See some of the answers to my questions.
You should message me if
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you want to. I mean, nothing can really stop you from writing me.
  ~ or ~
You are astonishing, loving, and wish for reciprocation.