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MichaelR1386

28 Port Saint Lucie, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Swahili (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We are all too complex for this; so, I'll just give a recent history lesson. I'm born and raised Floridian, but I've spent the past four years living/working in Australia. Fresh back to The States as of July 2014 but looking forward to seeing different parts of my home country and neighbors to north/south. I take a very limited number of things seriously; mainly family, writing, reading (art in general). I LOVE to laugh and make people laugh. I tend to get a good response to my humor.
What I’m doing with my life
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Fuckin killinit, mate. I do enjoy the atmosphere of a good bar/lounge and look at hospitality as a fall back career, but my drive and passion is writing. I am organising some scripts to submit to Warner Bros. and Sundance to get into their respective writing programs. My goal is to direct feature films, and I am currently writing a screenplay to develop.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying anything that is the antithesis of politically correct.
Laughing very loudly.
Writing.
Thinking critically.
Opening jars (I learned a trick from The Cosby Show).
Counting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. As cliche as it sounds it is the first thing most strangers compliment me on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is Hunter S. Thompson's FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, my favorite poem is Charles Bukowski's BLUEBIRD (youtube it!). My favorite movies are Akira Kurosawa's SEVEN SAMURAI, Orson Welles' CITIZEN KANE, Rob Zombie's HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, and Quentin Tarantino's RESERVOIR DOGS.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, writing, laughter, free speech (I'd be shot if not for it), working out/healthy eating (it keeps my mojo chill), consciousness, and caffeine. There's that counting I was talking about ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The idiosyncratic mannerisms of people that make them individuals.
A whole life story for random people I see.
Politics/Government.
General absurdities.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. It is season, ladies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once wore the same sweatpants for a week straight. That was a good week... That was this week.
You should message me if
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You're chill, and engaging.