Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I will try anything once, so long as the odds of a fatality are
relatively low. The odds shift in the favor of action if there is a
costume involved. Regardless of chosen profession or any number of
lifestyle choices, I am energized by those with a passion for being
alive. I am decidedly independent (like a lone stallion with
windswept hair) and often imagine looking in on my life as an
outsider- this often helps in finding an otherwise frustrating
I believe a relationship should be two whole people bringing
increased value to each others' lives, rather than two halves
making a whole. The notion of a half person that needs another to
feel complete seems silly. I have been told on more than one
occasion that I have an intense look, which is not generally on
purpose unless I am trading with a gypsy. To avoid making people
uncomfortable, I have learned to imitate a vacant stare when
appropriate. I sometimes forget to adhere to social norms, which I
like to blame on a predisposition to eccentric behavior.
I received my B.A. from the University of Southern California. I
have a house. I live alone (except for the voices). I have a car. I
have a job that I enjoy as the VP of Business Development and
Corporate Affairs (whatever that means) for my employer. I think
policy is fascinating and politics are poopie. I am a gym rat. I
snow ski, water ski, and used to wrestle when I was younger. I love
cheap sunglasses, dogs, satirical novels, Sriracha, swimming pools,
dark beer, sand volleyball, and surprise hugs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work the hours needed to do my job- which is generally somewhere
in the realm of 8:30am - 5:00pm on weekdays, but can involve
necessary travel and events outside of such days and times. I
workout often and compete in powerlifting competitions. This is not
to be confused with body building, which focuses on appearance
rather than application (although a gropeable behind is a curse I
have to live with). I write when the mood takes me; I more often
read (albeit mostly text books at the moment). I visit friends in
Southern California. I barbecue, socialize on weekends, watch
movies, download music, and do laundry. I also make seasonal
attempts to plant jalapeno, habanero, and cayenne pepper seeds in
my backyard. So far nothing has sprouted, which I blame on nature,
who is an a-hole.
I made myself a promise to see a new country every year beginning
in 2013 and followed through by visiting Ireland that year and
Japan last year. I have already booked a flight to Spain for
I am also currently pursuing a Master of Health Administration at
UNM, taking three courses per semester in addition to working full
time until I snap =D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lifting things up then putting them down, logic puzzles, public
speaking, water skiing, stereotype accents, spilling things on my
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am 5'5" and in good shape.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Stranger in a Strange
, American Psycho
, A River Runs
, Brave New World
, Fear and
Loathing in Las Vegas
, Slaughterhouse Five
, The Shawshank
, True Romance
, Dumb and Dumber
, Led Zeppelin
, Bad Religion
, Blink 182
, New Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
, the Gym
, Music (relative to mood),
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On what I ponder differs from moment to moment. I reflect largely
on existing problems and their solutions. I also tend to think
about family, friends, and squirrels.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It really just depends, but the evening often involves a social
endeavor of some sort. Friday night could feature anything from
attending a concert to hosting a themed party to going bowling or
just staying in and having a quiet date night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a very light sleeper, so don't usually like cuddling if I am
trying to sleep.
You should message me if
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Feel free to message me if you are interested in friendship,
dating, or even just a conversation- I enjoy any sort of dialogue
with an intelligent person. If neither of us turns out to be
intelligent, then let's just work on the Top Gun high-five.
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