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Grossberger_

29 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Baby, I'll Goldberger ya.

I like dumb jokes and stupid art and I watch an appalling amount of television and movies (usually while doing something else.)

My last name is Goldberger.

I'm a garbage dog.

I don't sleep as much as I should.

I draw everyday.

I really, really, REALLY, like movie trailers. I can't explain why, they're often my favorite part of going to the theater and I feel cheated when they end.
What I’m doing with my life
Just started a new job working the overnight shift at the front desk of a hostel. It's pretty great I get to spend a lot of my time drawing and am paid to do so.

I just graduated with a BFA in painting/video. Making ends meet working at Billabong, yes it's still a company.

Making videos.

Trying not to screw up too bad.

Looking into residencies, hopefully somewhere east/west coast.

Took a stray dog in a few months ago, handling him whenever his moms aren't. His name is Spanky, or as I affectionately call him "Daddy's little shit head."

Seriously though, he is a total shit head, but I love him.
I’m really good at
impersonating Henchmen 24 from The Venture Brothers
The first things people usually notice about me
My facial expressions, I'm part cartoon, on my Mother's side.

or

My neurosis
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Foods: Triscuits. Also, sandwiches.

Books: Sirens of Titan, All Star Superman, huckleberry Finn, The Godfather.

TV: Hannibal, Home Improvement, Veronica Mars, King of the Hill, Louie, The Wire.

Movies: Defendor, Barbarella, the Silence of the lambs, Mrs. Doubtfire, I Am So Proud of You, Observe and Report, The Tooth Fairy, The Life Aquatic, and The Incredibles.

Music: M.I.A., The Pixies, Johnny Cash, The Unicorns, Lady Gaga, Tom Waits, Japanther, 50 Cent, Kanye (can't be helped), LE1F.
The six things I could never do without
. Sleep deprivation
. My Dremel Tool
. Drawing
. Superheroes
. My idiot best friend.
. Family (especially, my dog)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Movies that should nay NEED to be remade starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson
.The Running Man
. Twins (opposite Paul Giamatti)
. Kindergarten Cop
. Turner and Hooch/K911
Yes in aware most of these are just Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, but The Rock could make them so much better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Karaoke, working in the studio, or doing something dumb. I do a lot of dumb things, because I'm an idiot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once while sitting around watching television I had an epiphany and I said "So THAT's why it's called the afternoon" . Yeah also, I was 20 at the time ...

I make an ass of myself often enough I've become quite comfortable with it, enough so that I do not shy from sharing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have the inclination to, you like what you see.