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Grossberger_

29 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Baby, I'll Goldberger ya.

I like dumb jokes and stupid art and I watch an appalling amount of television and movies (usually while doing something else.)

My last name is Goldberger.

I'm a garbage dog.

I don't sleep as much as I should.

I draw everyday.

I really, really, REALLY, like movie trailers. I can't explain why, they're often my favorite part of going to the theater and I feel cheated when they end.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As of October I'm interning at 65GRAND.

Working the overnight shift at a hostel in Chicago. Dealing with all the odd shit people do at 4am when they're drunk and in another country. A lot more pants less people need help finding their rooms than you'd think.

Looking for a new place for me and my dog to live. Probably Pilsen, seeing as the rest of the city has realized that if you own a dog, even a small one, they can extort this shit out of you. There's no way he should cost half a persons worth in rent, he weighs little more than my head.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
impersonating Henchmen 24 from The Venture Brothers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My facial expressions, I'm part cartoon, on my Mother's side.

or

My neurosis
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Foods: Triscuits. Also, sandwiches.

Books: Sirens of Titan, All Star Superman, huckleberry Finn, The Godfather.

TV: Boardwalk Empire, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Hannibal, Home Improvement, Veronica Mars, King of the Hill, Louie, The Wire.

Movies: Defendor, Barbarella, the Silence of the lambs, Diamonds are Forever, I Am So Proud of You, Observe and Report, The Tooth Fairy, The Life Aquatic, and The Incredibles.

Music: M.I.A., The Pixies, Johnny Cash, The Unicorns, Lady Gaga, Tom Waits, Japanther, 50 Cent, Kanye (can't be helped), LE1F.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
. Sleep deprivation
. My Dremel Tool
. Drawing
. Superheroes
. My idiot best friend.
. Family (especially, my dog)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movies that should nay NEED to be remade starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson
.The Running Man
. Twins (opposite Paul Giamatti)
. Kindergarten Cop
. Turner and Hooch/K911
Yes in aware most of these are just Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, but The Rock could make them so much better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Karaoke, working in the studio, or doing something dumb. I do a lot of dumb things, because I'm an idiot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once while sitting around watching television I had an epiphany and I said "So THAT's why it's called the afternoon" . Yeah also, I was 20 at the time ...

I make an ass of myself often enough I've become quite comfortable with it, enough so that I do not shy from sharing.
You should message me if
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You're feelin' footloose, you have the inclination to. You can be amused by/partake in the stupid shit I do. Seriously I do a lot of stupid shit everyday and most of it I'll do until the day I die. #stupidshit4thecure

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