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29 M Chicago, IL

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Mostly anything
Graduated from university
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Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Baby, I'll Goldberger ya.

I like dumb jokes and stupid art and I watch an appalling amount of television and movies (usually while doing something else.)

My last name is Goldberger.

I'm a garbage dog.

I don't sleep as much as I should.

I draw everyday.

I really, really, REALLY, like movie trailers. I can't explain why, they're often my favorite part of going to the theater and I feel cheated when they end.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just started a new job working the overnight shift at the front desk of a hostel. It's pretty great I get to spend a lot of my time drawing and am paid to do so.

I just graduated with a BFA in painting/video. Making ends meet working at Billabong, yes it's still a company.

Making videos.

Trying not to screw up too bad.

Looking into residencies, hopefully somewhere east/west coast.

Took a stray dog in a few months ago, handling him whenever his moms aren't. His name is Spanky, or as I affectionately call him "Daddy's little shit head."

Seriously though, he is a total shit head, but I love him.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
impersonating Henchmen 24 from The Venture Brothers
The first things people usually notice about me
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My facial expressions, I'm part cartoon, on my Mother's side.


My neurosis
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Foods: Triscuits. Also, sandwiches.

Books: Sirens of Titan, All Star Superman, huckleberry Finn, The Godfather.

TV: Hannibal, Home Improvement, Veronica Mars, King of the Hill, Louie, The Wire.

Movies: Defendor, Barbarella, the Silence of the lambs, Mrs. Doubtfire, I Am So Proud of You, Observe and Report, The Tooth Fairy, The Life Aquatic, and The Incredibles.

Music: M.I.A., The Pixies, Johnny Cash, The Unicorns, Lady Gaga, Tom Waits, Japanther, 50 Cent, Kanye (can't be helped), LE1F.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
. Sleep deprivation
. My Dremel Tool
. Drawing
. Superheroes
. My idiot best friend.
. Family (especially, my dog)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movies that should nay NEED to be remade starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson
.The Running Man
. Twins (opposite Paul Giamatti)
. Kindergarten Cop
. Turner and Hooch/K911
Yes in aware most of these are just Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, but The Rock could make them so much better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Karaoke, working in the studio, or doing something dumb. I do a lot of dumb things, because I'm an idiot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Once while sitting around watching television I had an epiphany and I said "So THAT's why it's called the afternoon" . Yeah also, I was 20 at the time ...

I make an ass of myself often enough I've become quite comfortable with it, enough so that I do not shy from sharing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you have the inclination to, you like what you see.