Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Baby, I'll Goldberger ya.
I like dumb jokes and stupid art and I watch an appalling amount of
television and movies (usually while doing something else.)
My last name is Goldberger.
I'm a garbage dog.
I don't sleep as much as I should.
I draw everyday.
I really, really, REALLY, like movie trailers. I can't explain why,
they're often my favorite part of going to the theater and I feel
cheated when they end.
What I’m doing with my life
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As of October I'm interning at 65GRAND.
Working the overnight shift at a hostel in Chicago. Dealing with
all the odd shit people do at 4am when they're drunk and in another
country. A lot more pants less people need help finding their rooms
than you'd think.
Looking for a new place for me and my dog to live. Probably Pilsen,
seeing as the rest of the city has realized that if you own a dog,
even a small one, they can extort this shit out of you. There's no
way he should cost half a persons worth in rent, he weighs little
more than my head.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
impersonating Henchmen 24
from The Venture
The first things people usually notice about me
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My facial expressions, I'm part cartoon, on my Mother's side.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Foods: Triscuits. Also, sandwiches.
Books: Sirens of Titan, All Star Superman, huckleberry Finn, The
TV: Boardwalk Empire, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Hannibal,
Home Improvement, Veronica Mars, King of the Hill, Louie, The
Movies: Defendor, Barbarella, the Silence of the lambs, Diamonds
are Forever, I Am So Proud of You, Observe and Report, The Tooth
Fairy, The Life Aquatic, and The Incredibles.
Music: M.I.A., The Pixies, Johnny Cash, The Unicorns, Lady Gaga,
Tom Waits, Japanther, 50 Cent, Kanye (can't be helped), LE1F.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
. Sleep deprivation
. My Dremel Tool
. My idiot best friend.
. Family (especially, my dog)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movies that should nay NEED to be remade starring Dwayne The Rock
.The Running Man
. Twins (opposite Paul Giamatti)
. Kindergarten Cop
. Turner and Hooch/K911
Yes in aware most of these are just Arnold Schwarzenegger movies,
but The Rock could make them so much better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Karaoke, working in the studio, or doing something dumb. I do a lot
of dumb things, because I'm an idiot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Once while sitting around watching television I had an epiphany and
I said "So THAT's why it's called the afternoon" . Yeah also, I was
20 at the time ...
I make an ass of myself often enough I've become quite comfortable
with it, enough so that I do not shy from sharing.
You should message me if
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You're feelin' footloose, you have the inclination to. You can be
amused by/partake in the stupid shit I do. Seriously I do a lot of
stupid shit everyday and most of it I'll do until the day I die.
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