Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's see...above all I like to have fun and endlessly find ways
throughout the day to amuse myself (usually results in me laughing
maniacally by myself while those around me get freaked out/self
conscious - but they should be ha). I am loyal to a fault with
friends and family which has made me learn to keep only the people
in my life that are the same for me. I still laugh when I see
people fall...seriously can't help it. My honesty makes people
react in one of two ways usually - either you understand it/me and
we get along great or you hate me. There is really no in between
with me it seems. If you don't like sarcasm or understand it then I
appreciate your visit but you should move along for both our
I'm equally happy going out as I am staying in as long as I'm with
good company. I live alone (big believer everyone should do this in
their life because you learn a LOT about yourself and the BS you're
never willing to deal with again) but never feel lonely. Basically
looking for a partner in crime...you should consider this fair
warning. Anything else I'm an open book and willing to
Fun facts: rollarcoasters are wonderful, sky dived twice, I enjoy
the rain in the summer, even if you're 3 feet tall I will force you
to be big spoon every so often - deal with it, if the Knicks win a
championship you will see me cry and unashamedly at that, I'm not
ashamed nor against PDA so there will be times I'll demand a smooch
in public just because I haven't kissed you in a while...sorry I'm
not sorry for any this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Tax accountant by day, masked hero by night...you know, the usual.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rock/paper/scissors and staring competitions on the subway...had
one today with a crazy woman that threatened to slice my ear off
and burn it up - needless to say, she lost.
Update: another crazy woman won today...she claimed she could see
inside my soul and would strangle it. I believed her. Might be done
staring at crazies on the train and apply a little better selection
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a ginger...we're a dying breed so you better act fast and cross
it off your bucket list...I mean ummm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Witty/dark humor is enjoyed thoroughly by me...
TV: Blacklist, Californication, Ray Donovan, the Wire, Shameless,
House of Lies, House of Cards, Modern Family, Big Bang Theory, How
I Met Your Mother (tear drop), many things on the food network,
anything involving Rob Dyrdek, and many girly shoes on ABC/NBC/Fox
that shall only be admitted to in person.
Music: old school hip-hop, R&B, raggae, soul...Biggie, Nas, Em,
Jay, JT, John Legend, MJ, Alicia Keys, Temptations, Sam Cooke,
Marvin Gaye, Frank Sinatra, Katie Perry no shame in my music
Movies: will watch anything once as I love movies so I'll save
Books: most recent read was King of Capital...favorites include
Frankenstein, I hope they serve beer in hell, Catcher in the
Food: anything but fast food or mustard...add extra bacon to make
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clean socks/Flip flops in the summer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to take the perfect selfie with my shirt off...duh
Whether my doppelgänger is cool or not...
Why there seems to be an epidemic of poorly raised young men that
don't get up on the subway for women and old folks...
How that person isn't deaf from their headphones at this
What product I'm going to come up with to be on shark tank with and
make a million dollar deal with Robert.
How all these guys have time to invest in being pen pals rather
than meeting up right away?!?! That's far too much work for
me...sorry I'm not sorry.
Real deep thinker stuff clearly, ha.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
relaxing with friends hopefully at someone's place or an easy-going
pub where the music doesn't make me wish I was deaf.
Update: watching NBA basketball either at home, at a bar described
above, or at MSG...then probably trying to drink away my pain from
the Knicks losing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish Justin Timberlake was my friend...
I giggle on rollcoasters...like loud and uncontrollably.
I appear to be the only person on okcupid to have gone to Thailand
and not taken a picture of myself with a tiger...probably need to
go back now and check this off.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're awesome and want to grab a drink...or people watch and
not so silently judge from close up.
Or you have a no single guy friends to set up anymore and are
looking to take on strays to play Cupid for...get it? Ha.
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