I'd be more apathetic if I wasn't so lethargic

...I need up to date pictures

I could not become anything; neither good nor bad; neither a scoundrel nor an honest man; neither a hero nor an insect. And now I am eking out my days in my corner, taunting myself with the bitter and entirely useless consolation that an intelligent man cannot seriously become anything, that only a fool can become something

Pirating media off the interwebs

Tattoo

books: Raymond E Feist, Neal Stevenson, Greg Bear, Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Hitchens, Phillip K Dick, Arthur C Clark, Mark Haddon, Christopher Moore, David Sedaris, comics

movies: Clockwork Orange, Airplane, Caddyshack, In the Loop, Sucker Punch, Breakfast Club, Chasing Amy, star wars

shows: Futurama, Adult Swim, South Park, An Idiot Abroad, Firefly, Game of Thrones, The League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bored to Death, Battlestar Galactica, Archer, Modern Family

food: sushi, avocado, blood oranges, blackberries, brie cheese

the internet, sushi, beer, black pants, George Carlin and mechanical pencils

get rich quick schemes

Trying to find plot holes in arnold schwarzenegger movies

when it came out, I bought 2 gameboys so I could start my pokemon red game with all 3 starting monsters...this really isn't that private now that I think about it. In fact it was a pretty great idea

You wouldn't mind going to a comic book bar and you think I'm super neat-000