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46 • San Francisco, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 35–59
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 3:27pm
- 5′ 7″ (1.70m)
- Body type
- A little extra
- Other, but not too serious about it
- Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
- Dropped out of university
- Rather not say
- Strictly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Has dogs and likes cats
I just noticed that my profile said that I was "mostly monogamous"! That couldn't be further from the truth- I only want to be with ONE woman- that is it. So I'm fixing that "stat" right now.
In an effort to not sound way more cynical than I actually may be, I just re-wrote most of this and then deleted most of it, then re-wrote it again, deleted.... And so on.....
So at the present time, it's probably better to just leave this as a work in progress, as I'm not quite nailing down the balance between the guy with the red prosthetic tail on one shoulder, and the guy with the white prosthetic wings on the other.
Empathy, fixing and re-fixing your damn computer, and making you laugh.
I know- the very first thing most people usually notice is that I am often taking shirtless selfies of my chest tattoo, depicting me as an armor-less Stormtrooper taking selfies of his tattoo of a robe-less Yoda, taking selfies.
Either that or it's my dreamy, bloodshot eyes.
I used to think it was my halo, but most people are not impressed by that sort of 'spiritual crap'
My Bloody Valentine, Ride, Lush, Chapterhouse, His Name is Alive, The Sundays, Opal, Mazzy Star, 1970's Miles Davis, Bauhaus, Tones on Tail, Love and Rockets, Cocteau Twins, Beach House, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Stranglers, The Smiths, The Cure, Can, Neu!, Bruce Hack, Kraftwerk, Depeche Mode (my fave is A Broken Frame), The Church, Roxy Music, A Place to Bury Strangers, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Spacemen 3, Spiritualized, E.A.R., Spectrum, Wire (154), Stooges, Beechwood Sparks, Rykarda Paradol, The Fresh n Only's, Polvo, Abe Vagoda, Stereolab, Magazine, Buzzcocks, Brian Eno, Slowdive, Sonic Youth, Ringo Deathstar, The Babies - their song/video for "Baby" is THE BEST EVAR! Trust me "baby"... Link this shit up now:
Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, D.J. Doug Pound (in tha' mix), Tim Heidecker, Ricky Gervais, Eric Wareheim, Louis C.K, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, David Cross, Fred Armisen, Will Farrell, Todd Barry, Greg Giraldo, Steven Wright, Bob Odenkirk, Patton Oswalt, Tina Fey, Kristen Wig, Sarah Silverman (duh!), Zach Galifianakis, Flight of the Conchords, Doug Benson, Larry David, Jeff Garlin...
A Clockwork Orange (ANYTHING Kubrick), Phantom of the Paradise, Scarface (ANYTHING Brian De Palma), Blade Runner, Alien (ANYTHING Ridley Scott), Atom Egoyan, Vincent Gallo, Almodovar!, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tennenbaums (ANYTHING Wes Anderson), Apocalypse Now (Coppolla- duh!), Mean Streets, Taxi Driver (ANYTHING Scorsese- double duh!), Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show (ANYTHING Christopher Guest), Rob Reiner, Jim Jarmusch, Roman Polanski, Tarantino, Bad Lieutenant, Dangerous Game (Abel Ferrara), Happiness, Welcome to the Dollhouse (Todd Solendz), Annie Hall, Manhattan, Crimes and Misdemeanors (EVERYTHING Woody Allen)....
Portlandia, Peep Show, That Mitchel and Web Look, Look Around You, SCTV, Kids in the Hall, Tim and Eric, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Delocated, The Office (Both), Extras, Head Case, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Party Down... And my new fave Showtime show- "United States of Tara"...
I enjoy everything from mac n cheese to a ballpark "style" veggie dog with the works...
my former guitar pedal collection,
**Update: my hair= ;(
How to really appreciate the great things I already have in my life.
How I can better give love to both myself and others.
How to wallpaper properly (*nevermind- that's a job for the pros)
To be honest, i'd rather stay the heck in and have drinks with good friends, listen to a recent demo recording (and argue about what it does or doesn't need to have done to it!) or perhaps argue about which episode of Portlandia or Jon Benjamin Has a Van, to re-watch on Netflix... (preferably also with a pretty lady!)
I should be at a band rehersal sharing Jameson and reverb.... We'll see.
But then there's still this "stuff/reasons" too I guess- I dunno, um....
You enjoy deep conversations and long lasting laughs (sounds so fake reading that back, but Im tired.) and I suppose it wouldn't hurt if would you may possibly enjoy me admiring you wearing top picks from your high heel/wedges collection and your many different looks...
Yep. That would be a plus... Ahhh, the beauty of the female form. It's inspiring, to say the least.
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