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MichaelsInferno

28 M Irving, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Former Rhode Islander, I don't miss it.

Aspiring sketch writer, occasional podcast host, terrible blogger.

After many games of pub trivia, I've concluded that I can remember a whole lot of things, none of them particularly useful. But if you ever need to know something about 90's television, watch out.

I work a job to pay the bills, one of the better ones that I've had. I own a cat because I missed being attacked unexpectedly.
What I’m doing with my life
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Correcting the spelling mistakes of Indian typists. If you're wondering, "corner" is the word they have the most difficult time with.

Currently dedicating a lot of time to writing sketch comedy or working on it in other capacities.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being elected President of the United States for two non-consecutive terms.

...wait, that was Grover Cleveland, I always get us confused.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eye rolls and sarcastic comments.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Joe Hill is my favorite author, I prefer him to his father. I'll also read anything by Chuck Klosterman. I'm recently back into comics..Matt Fraction, Jonathan Hickman, Peter David.

The Gaslight Anthem, Green Day, Alkaline Trio The Menzingers, The Lawrence Arms, The Replacements Dave Hause, Fake Problems, Murder By Death, Red City Radio, Against Me!

80's movies starring Fred Savage, grand adventures, horror and anything directed by Rian Johnson, The Warriors

I can talk endlessly about The Twilight Zone, The Simpsons, Are You Afraid of the Dark? Frisky Dingo and Rick and Morty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nicolas Cage.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't know, let's say fire. That sounds exciting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
more than likely at the Dallas Comedy House.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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1960's French Cinema makes me feel ill.
Francois Truffaut = indigestion.