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My self-summary
Former Rhode Islander, I don't miss it.

Aspiring sketch writer, occasional podcast host, terrible blogger.

After many games of pub trivia, I've concluded that I can remember a whole lot of things, none of them particularly useful. But if you ever need to know something about 90's television, watch out.

I work a job to pay the bills, one of the better ones that I've had. I own a cat because I missed being attacked unexpectedly.
What I’m doing with my life
Correcting the spelling mistakes of Indian typists. If you're wondering, "corner" is the word they have the most difficult time with.

Sketch Comedy
I’m really good at
Being elected President of the United States for two non-consecutive terms.

...wait, that was Grover Cleveland, I always get us confused.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eye rolls and sarcastic comments.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Joe Hill is my favorite author, I prefer him to his father. I'll also read anything by Chuck Klosterman. I'm recently back into comics..Matt Fraction, Jonathan Hickman, Peter David.

The Gaslight Anthem, Green Day, Alkaline Trio The Menzingers, The Lawrence Arms, The Replacements Dave Hause, Fake Problems, Murder By Death, Red City Radio, Against Me!

80's movies starring Fred Savage, grand adventures, horror and anything directed by Rian Johnson, The Warriors

I can talk endlessly about The Twilight Zone, The Simpsons, Are You Afraid of the Dark? Frisky Dingo and Rick and Morty.
The six things I could never do without
Nicolas Cage.

Addendum: I went to Disneyland and rode a roller coaster with him.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't know, let's say fire. That sounds exciting.
On a typical Friday night I am
more than likely at the Dallas Comedy House.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1960's French Cinema makes me feel ill.
Francois Truffaut = indigestion.