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MichelleKenobi

30 / F / Bisexual / Single

San Diego, California

Her Details

Last Online
May 22
Ethnicity
Asian, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Vietnamese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
[UPDATE]No more time for new people and new dates. Management apologizes for the inconvenience.![/UPDATE]

Greetings Earthlings,

I am polyamorous, single BUT seeing a few people. I have been living alone (and loving it) for the first time in years and have no interest in rebounding into a monogamous and serious relationship. If you want to get to know me, you have to be okay with me dating others and understand I am busy and will not be available for dates super often. If you can't deal with that then move along, as a Stormtrooper once said.

On to the fun stuff: I'm a total goofball and I am not just saying that. I am really good at embarrassing people with my public dorkiness. If you are a Browncoat, Futurama/Star Wars/Edgar Wright-Simon Pegg/Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Video Game/Dungeons & Dragons/Dr. Who geek... Well, then I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. I don't have TV, but my computer is my home entertainment center and Game of Thrones is the last excellent thing I've watched. Also love 30 Rock and BBC's newest Sherlock.

So... If you're looking for a girlfriend. Well, I'm not your girl... friend. Good luck in your search for a mate, fellow human. Never give up. NEVER SURRENDER!

"Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead, the humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
and we poisoned their asses"

OMFG BFN LMFAOBBQ!!1!!111!one!juan

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What I’m doing with my life
I'm pretty ADD and that, coupled with my ambition has led to a lot of random accomplishments. For instance, I just got certified as a Zumba fitness instructor. I've enjoyed it for years and am looking forward to teaching it too. I'm very hyper and the opposite of a homebody. I love hiking, mountain-biking and all sorts of dancing including swing, line, latin styles and hip hop.

I was a videographer/producer for over a decade, but have been working in IT for a couple of years now. My job is awesome! I'm a startup junkie, but am working at a more "respectable" brick & mortar place right now. It's kind of frighteningly refreshing to go home on time every night and do other things with my life! Oh, and I do a bit of computer-related volunteer work once or twice a month. It's pretty cool. I go to university, but am only taking one class at a time, as I've decided I want to make more $$$ so I've recently decided to make IT certs my top priority again. For this reason, my social life is going to take a hit.

Some games I enjoy are Dance Central 2, Left4Dead, World of Warcraft, SIMS 3, Bad Company 3 and a Living Forgotten Realms campaign of D&D (Dungeons & Dragons). I was also a HUGE Rock Band fiend (competed at PAX 09). Occasionally I play Magic and Chess.

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I’m really good at
1. dancing like a fool (or a velociraptor)
2. embarrassing you (see above)
3. being very mean, but sweet at the same time (if only you knew)
4. getting what I want
5. helping people (but only those who deserve it)
6. Guitar Hero and Rock Band, for a girl. I can beat any girl I know on Expert, but I'm not gonna win any co-ed contests, unfortunately. I EAGERLY anticipate Battlefield 3!

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The first things people usually notice about me
I have to admit it's probably my breasts. There are more things people would notice about me, but they usually run away by the time I get to the raptor impression. :-(

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Game of Thrones, Kushiel's Dart, Ender's Game, The Snow Queen Trilogy (sci-fi fantasy), anything by Arthur C. Clarke, anything by Isaac Asimov, Replay (this needs to be a movie), Wizard's First Rule a.k.a. the Sword of Truth series, World War Z
Movies: Dark Knight, WALL*E, Empire Strikes Back, Oldboy, Trainspotting, Shaun of the Dead, Shaolin Soccer, A History of Violence, Manchurian Candidate (original), Metropolis, City of God, Story of O, Kick-Ass, Inception
Music: Depeche Mode, David Bowie, Muse, Queen, Flight of the Conchords, Rachmaninoff
Food: Vietnamese pho (noodle soup, pronounced "fuh", not "fo", bitches), sushi, strawberry-flavored Pocky, gourmet cheese (preferably a cave-aged marisa)

TV: If you have never seen Spaced, you need to. It's by the guys who did Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. Brilliant! Also love Game of Thrones, Mad Men, True Blood, Glee, The Office and 30 Rock Of course, anything Whedon is on the list, and Dr. Who as mentioned earlier. Also, Dr. Horrible and The Walking Dead (both the comic book and TV series). Don't watch much TV though, as Premium Internet is the only thing I am willing to pay for these days.

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The six things I could never do without
My mountain bike, the Webbernetz, corsets, love, Star Wars, traveling

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, Star Wars, winning the lottery, movie ideas, BDSM, redheads

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On a typical Friday night I am
-dancing at gay clubs (house, hip hop, country-western)
-seeing a play
-watching a movie (preferably of the nerdy variety)
-cracking a whip or swinging a paddle
-sushi and wine

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My biking shorts have butt pads.

[Update] Someone recently pointed out all REAL biking shorts should have butt pads so... What else can I say? I'm an ordained minister and actually married a couple of friends of mine at their Rock Band-themed wedding. I used the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (gold leaf edition) as my bible.

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I’m looking for
  • Bi guys only
  • Ages 30–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have something awesome to bring to the table because honestly, right now I am super busy. It's hard to make time for the friends I have as it is. That being said, who knows? Maybe you're so awesomesauce that I will be blown away. Where we're going, we don't NEED roads...

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