In short, I'm an over-thinker with an answer (or, more
appropriately, rebuttal) for just about anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Meh, I guess I'll go to law school. Can't someone just stumble upon
my witty dating profile and offer me a sweet job as an opinionated
(don't forget hilarious) blogger for a hip, up-and-coming
I’m really good at
I used to have an affinity for writing but, I haven't picked up a
pen for leisure purposes in quite some time---call it lack of
inspiration. I can probably make you laugh, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
As of late, I'd say people usually comment on my hair. It's red--
and very apparent. On a good rainy day, I can pull off the Jessie
Spano look like a pro.
...Or my eyes. You can thank my mom for them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a total book fiend! I'm completely opposed to the idea of these
eReaders mostly because it doesn't have the same feel as a
dog-eared copy of some old library book that you picked up from a
book sale for 25 cents. Also, I like when people come over and gaze
upon my "library" in awe (so what if it's a fire hazzard!).
Currently, I enjoy Toni Morrison very much, followed closely by
Raymond Carver and Charles Bukowski.
As far as movies are concerned, Harold and Maude is the greatest
love story ever told! And since I've been going through one of
those "what does it all mean?" stages, I've probably watched High
Fidelity 6 times in the last month.
When it comes down to food, the only thing I'm not interested in is
shellfish and that's only due to a severe allergy. I've been
meaning to try Ethiopian food but, the capital district offers very
little in terms of ethnic cuisine. If you know a spot, I'm down to
go with you. Nothing breaks the ice better than eating with your
hands on a first date.
Music: yes, I listen to it. The spectrum is so very wide in terms
of my taste in music. I shamelessly went to see Fall Out Boy and
Paramore and I'm pretty sure, I was the oldest person in the crowd
aside from the parents there with their pre-teen daughters. Before
you lose faith in me, I do enjoy more "adult" genres. Bob Dylan is
my favorite artist and I have been known to get down to some funk
in my day.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
those little tide pod things
lint brush (three cats, man...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How come the percentages of compatibility don't add up to 100% when
you put the three of them together? Wouldn't that just make more
Also, more often than that: David Duchovny, why don't you love me?
(gotta kill Scully!)
Why does every guy on this website fucking love camping?!
Has Darius Rucker ever banged a black chick?
On a typical Friday night I am
Oh, I usually work after work on Friday night... I start dragging
my ass around at like 9 so, my boss will cut me early. Most times,
I'll skip my shift drink so I can get into bed sooner. The wine
certainly isn't going to drink itself and I pay good money to
stream Netflix. I almost always fall asleep before midnight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think pork rinds are delicious.