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Michelle_K827

27 Albany, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In short, I'm an over-thinker with an answer (or, more appropriately, rebuttal) for just about anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Meh, I guess I'll go to law school. Can't someone just stumble upon my witty dating profile and offer me a sweet job as an opinionated (don't forget hilarious) blogger for a hip, up-and-coming webjournal?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I used to have an affinity for writing but, I haven't picked up a pen for leisure purposes in quite some time---call it lack of inspiration. I can probably make you laugh, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As of late, I'd say people usually comment on my hair. It's red-- and very apparent. On a good rainy day, I can pull off the Jessie Spano look like a pro.

...Or my eyes. You can thank my mom for them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a total book fiend! I'm completely opposed to the idea of these eReaders mostly because it doesn't have the same feel as a dog-eared copy of some old library book that you picked up from a book sale for 25 cents. Also, I like when people come over and gaze upon my "library" in awe (so what if it's a fire hazzard!). Currently, I enjoy Toni Morrison very much, followed closely by Raymond Carver and Charles Bukowski.

As far as movies are concerned, Harold and Maude is the greatest love story ever told! And since I've been going through one of those "what does it all mean?" stages, I've probably watched High Fidelity 6 times in the last month.

When it comes down to food, the only thing I'm not interested in is shellfish and that's only due to a severe allergy. I've been meaning to try Ethiopian food but, the capital district offers very little in terms of ethnic cuisine. If you know a spot, I'm down to go with you. Nothing breaks the ice better than eating with your hands on a first date.

Music: yes, I listen to it. The spectrum is so very wide in terms of my taste in music. I shamelessly went to see Fall Out Boy and Paramore and I'm pretty sure, I was the oldest person in the crowd aside from the parents there with their pre-teen daughters. Before you lose faith in me, I do enjoy more "adult" genres. Bob Dylan is my favorite artist and I have been known to get down to some funk in my day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
my cats
red wine
lively conversation
cellular device
those little tide pod things
lint brush (three cats, man...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How come the percentages of compatibility don't add up to 100% when you put the three of them together? Wouldn't that just make more sense?
Also, more often than that: David Duchovny, why don't you love me? (gotta kill Scully!)
Why does every guy on this website fucking love camping?!
Has Darius Rucker ever banged a black chick?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh, I usually work after work on Friday night... I start dragging my ass around at like 9 so, my boss will cut me early. Most times, I'll skip my shift drink so I can get into bed sooner. The wine certainly isn't going to drink itself and I pay good money to stream Netflix. I almost always fall asleep before midnight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think pork rinds are delicious.
You should message me if
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You want to shower me with gifts.

Or, drink wine and people watch.

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Sláinte!