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Michelle_Misfit

29 London, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
About 10 years ago I fell in love with English indie music and started coming to England to see bands. 5 years ago I moved to London to live with my best friend.
I spent the first 2 years working numerous jobs until I finally let her convince me that I can do whatever I want to do with my life... a very novel concept
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a farmer. In central London. No, really.

Currently employed at a city farm, I am in charge of roughly 150 animals and I love every minute of it.

I studied Animal Management, worked with disabled children at a donkey sanctuary, at various stables, the Battersea Dogs and Cats Home, a cattle farm in America and with a large number of farm animals, small mammals, birds and exotic animals in London. And suddenly I feel like I am quoting my CV... sorry about that.

I'm really passionate about what I am doing with my life right now and it makes me incredibly happy so sometimes I do ramble on.

I've met lots of people through college and work and while some of them are fantastic, most of them are between 5 and 10 years younger than me which is why I'm giving this a go.

Other than that I see my friends as often as I can. I love music, though I have not been to nearly enough gigs in the last couple of years. However I have been going to more comedy and theatre instead. I think they call that growing up. Pft! I enjoy cooking, drawing and just generally being creative.

Every now and again, me and my friends have been known to drink our local pub out of cider.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love to draw. I'm not hugely artistic, rather I'm technically skilled but either way, I love doing it when I have the time.
https://www.facebook.com/misfitdesign

I'm a good cook. I love to bake.

I have a great memory for song lyrics, but unfortunately can't carry a tune in a bucket.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos and ever changing hair colour.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm useless at those lists, as I will inevitably forget half of my all time favourite things, but here goes...

Books: Watership Down, Tales of The City, Peter Pan, The Last Unicorn, The Dresden Files, Call Me By Your Name, Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Perfume, Teacher Man, Animals of Farthing Wood, His Dark Materials, Boudica Series, The Little Prince , Lolita, Mary Stewart's Arthurian Legend, Winnie the Pooh, Fight Club, War Horse, All Quiet on the Western Front, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Dream Boy, Cold Days, Struck By Lightning

Last Book Read: Jim Butcher - Skin Game

Movies: Watership Down, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Almost Famous, Still Crazy, Serenity, The Last Unicorn, Old Disney Movies, The Boondock Saints, Lord Of The Rings, Water for Elephants, The Basketball Diaries, Dream Boy, Parked, Lost in Translation, Big Fish

TV Shows: Buffy, Firefly, Dollhouse, Merlin, Doctor Who (before Moffat ruined it), Torchwood, The Big Bang Theory, Blackpool, Friends, Sherlock, Being Human, Black Books, Glee, Castle

Music: The Libertines, The Decemberists, Tom McRae, Babyshambles, Pulp, Amy Macdonald, The Paddingtons, Neutral Milk Hotel, Envy and Other Sins, Kieran Leonard, Wolf Parade, Frank Turner (4 years ago), Stars, Arctic Monkeys, The Cooper Temple Clause, Barenaked Ladies, Benjamin Gibbard, Lupen Crook, Dirty Pretty Things, The Cribs, The Indelicates, The Mountain Goats,

Food: There is nothing much better in the world than freshly baked bread with butter.
Also cheese. The guy who came up with cheese? Flipping genius!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends
Books
Living with a cat
Music
The Internet
Comfortable Shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My farm.
My animals.
My friends and whether they are happy.

How much I miss my blue hair. It was ace...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/76451_10151252184624518_1228656933_n.jpg
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at the pub, having dinner with friends or at home with my flatmates
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The last piece of clothing I bought was a set of farm overalls. Heh.

I love fanfiction but would not buy or read 50 Shades of Grey, even if you paid me to.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you like animals. We'll never get on otherwise.

- You like any of these comedians: Eddie Izzard, Dara O'Brien, Dylan Moran, Russell Howard, Ed Byrne or any combination of the above. And you think Jo Brand is completely overrated and Nevermind the Buzzcocks is better when they are not verbally ripping their guests to shreds.

- you think that the 'like' button on facebook is distroying already limited conversation in social media

- you can manage to make your message sound like you haven't just sent the same one to 50 other people...

Seriously though, message me if you fancy a chat, possibly progressing to a drink