Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Baaaack! Hide your women!
I am poor, fat, and happy :)
And will continue this after Sons of Anarchy..and homework..yay
Ladies...where you at?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
constantly figuring what else I can do with it, how i'm going to
rebuild my life better this time around, wondering how long it will
actually take me to quench my educational thirst and finish
college, getting my ass in gear and going after my goals, pursuing
things that interest and intrigue me, and finally deciding to focus
on getting healthy and fit after a huge health scare 2 months ago.
It's working!!!YaY protein! Wanna workout?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Alot of stuff! What are you good at, maybe we can learn something
from each other! Pals will say I'm the only one who ever really
listens to them when they speak, and that they can talk about
nothing and everything with me, no matter how bizarre or personal.
I don't judge.I listen. I help. Thinking and living creatively,
exploring my sexuality and helping others explore theirs.Offering
advice and ideas that aren't cliche,trite or the same thing
everyone else is telling you.
Also good at keeping an open mind. About everything. Seriously.
Mind is so open I don't think there is even a door to close it if I
could. Try me!
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Wow you're really pretty for someone your size..uhhh...I mean,I'm
just sayin', usually bigger girls aren't..."
Yeah.That's the point when I look to see if my nails need a trim
and wait for them to say something interesting.My hair usually gets
the 'looks'...it's always changing and is always at least two
colors not naturally seen on human heads.Eyes get alot of notice,
probably because I'm the type of gal who looks at people in the
eyes when we are conversing.Hate to say it, but my ass gets an
unusual amount of attention and compliments. Wait, I don't hate to
say it, it won me and friends some bets,a charlie card, free DVD
rentals,a pack of Newports(I don't smoke), a dime bag(I quit
smoking almost two months ago, after 18 years of being a pothead,
no easy feat)and plenty of unsolicited offers of getting my ass
"tapped,hit,spanked,pounded,drilled, nailed" ...Thanks but my ass
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
By nature, I'm a bookworm. Actually, that's not accurate. Book
anaconda maybe.I feel off balance when I'm not currently reading a
book or three.Sometimes I like a book so much when I'm done I'll
reread my favorite parts. What books are on your top 5 list?
Movies,yeah I like them,I like alot of them, everyone
does!YaY!That's why movies rule!! I try to avoid the boob tube but
hey sometimes your brain just needs to go into empty no thinky
mode.However, if Metalocalypse, Dexter, Breaking Bad or Sons Of
Anarchy or True Blood(should be true porn you see the smoking
hotness of both genders they have on that show? The dirty vampire
sex? Oh god damn) is on,you will see me front and center in a state
of T.V induced blissful brain coma.I like finding out about movies
I've never heard of and discovering a new favorite!Any
Food is awesome, food is great, food is something I just ate!! I'm
so far from a gourmet chef, however I enjoy cooking and can make a
few pretty tasty dishes so far. I gave away my microwave and
haven't missed it. I'll pass on eating onions and seafood, rice is
nice and meat is neat! I like to cook.Give me a recipe! No,
seriously, do you have a fave recipe you're willing to share?
Especially a yummy high protein low or no carb one?
Music!!!Save the best for last. I live, breathe and exist for
music. Very rarely will you find me not listening to music.I love
all music.All kinds.Music without words, music with words in a
language I don't speak. ALWAYS looking for new bands/music I've
never heard before, or have long forgotten.Love live shows, cover
bands, tribute bands,jam bands,soloists,music in all forms.I'm down
for a show! I don't identify myself by the genre of music I listen
to. I have a bass guitar, and she keeps me sane and happy. Always
have I dreamed of owning my OWN drum set...One day...but if you
have drums and want to make a new best friend for life...maybe we
can work something out!Does music drive you? What were the first
few albums you ever owned, or wanted to?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could take this literally, as if it was a question on an A&P
final, let's see oxygen,water, food...or how about brain, heart,
oh you mean like deserted island thing?Or more toward my personal
well being? How about NO! to your six...I think 8 is great! But 9
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The paranormal.Wondering why people can't accept we all have a 6th
sense, just accept it respect it. People in my life and how I can
be a better friend/relative/coworker/student/relative to them. How
I can be a better friend to myself. How can I cure this, fix that,
why haven't scientists and researchers tried this, and how I can
get my theories out there, in practice, or at least published so
scientists around the world can start working on it! Science
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I was born on a Friday night baby!
I have my Friday nights back again! What shall we do with them?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I'm sensitive. Intuitive. I've been very hesitant to admit I
have a decent 6th sense and pick up alot off people and places,
even people I've never met. I really enjoy helping people see that
we all have a 6th sense, it is not unnatural or scary, and it's not
some mystical thing only a few have. We all have it. .
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I would love to spend time with someone without getting into a
committed relationship. DO NOT ASSUME that means I'm looking for a
new hump and dump. Let's enjoy knowing each other,and enjoying
life. You are free to do your thing and I am free to do mine, no
jealousies or restraining orders. If you take that to mean I am
poly, I am. If you take that to mean I live an alternative
lifestyle, or a swinger, I am. Take or leave it, I love my
If you are looking for a new friend, someone to do stuff with that
your other friends won't pick me up! :) I love people, and love
making new buddies.
HEY LADIES! I love all kinds of ladies, truly, all sizes, ages,
races,lifestyles,situations.I'm more of what you would all a femme,
I enjoy my makeup and girly things, but I'm very comfy and cute in
my sporty gear. You can be strong willed, independent and pretty
without having to assume another gender or be a nasty,mean and
hostile female. So be real and I'll do the same.
You're into or curious about the paranormal and want someone to
talk about it with who will believe you and won't recommend you to
a therapist. You just want someone unconventional and non-vanilla
as a new friend.Or on your speed dial in case you get into "Cash
Cab". I'm full of random information!
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