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MickeynMallory

21 / F / bisexual / Available

Columbus, Ohio

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Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Used up
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Casual sex
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am goofy, painfully shy, and sometimes surly.

My Self-Summary

Hello, my name is Sarah and I am still fairly new to Columbus. I came here for school at OSU but decided to change my career path. Now I am planning on starting the vet technician program at CSCC in the fall. I like body modification, animals, candy, live music, and taking walks. I don't take much of anything very seriously, so I can find humor in almost anything.

I am happily taken so I am not looking to find a new mate. Isn't twistedbrent just the cutest thing? =D What I am looking for is new friends, and chat buddies. Since I am still fairly new to the Columbus area I don't have many friends here yet.

I am quite shy so I probably won't message you first. So if you'd like to talk, please message me. I promise I am friendly! =D

What I’m doing with my life

I start school again in the fall and I really can't wait for that! I mostly like to spend my time bullshitting about music, movies, and any other form of media, acquiring new pets, cooking delicious food, and enjoying some drinks with my favorite people.

I’m really good at

alienating potential friends.

The first things people usually notice about me

Probably my hair. It's large and colorful. I'm pretty tall for a girl, and fairly androgynous.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: The Iceman Cometh, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Stranger, the Hitchhiker's Guide series, No Exit, Lolita, Charles Bukowski, Tom Robbins, stuff, things. The Walking Dead, Tank Girl, Sin City, 30 Days of Night, A History of Violence. I like comic books.

Movies: Zombie 1, 3 and 4, Return of the Living Dead, Basket Case, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Apocalypse Now, Videodrome, Tetsuo, Taxi Driver, Leon, City of God, Little Otik, Pi. Lucio Fulci, John Waters, David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Troma movies, Jan Svankmajer. I like really low brow trashy flicks, and especially those that feature zombies. I watch a lot of movies.

Music: I like all varieties of punk rock, some thrash and crossover, folk, industrial, hip hop, bubble gum and 80's female pop, and a smattering of other things.

Specifically: The Subhumans, Municipal Waste, Lady Gaga, Hank Williams Sr. and III, John Prine, Grendel, Cyndi Lauper, Public Enemy, Electric Six, Fear, KMFDM, Cock Sparrer, Dick Dale, Britney Spears

Food: I like Cajun foods, pasta, seafood, candy and snacks, mushrooms, Indian, cheese, rice, and spicy things

The six things I could never do without

I collect vices and I'm way past six.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

new critters to bring home even though I am not allowed and new recipes to make. If you have any awesome recipes, send 'em my way!

On a typical Friday night I am

I generally work on Friday nights, but after that I like to have a few drinks with good company.

You should message me if

you are a hot girl and you want to sleep with me.

Or if you just want to chat and shoot the breeze. Sex, marital status and age doesn't matter much, as long as you just want to talk about movies, music, or anything else fun and nonsexual.

*** I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU IF YOU ARE A DUDE.***

The best way to get in contact with me is to IM me. I like messages, and intend to respond, but I'm very forgetful sometimes. I mean to respond in a day or two after I've thought of a worthwhile reply, but instead I just forget. =[