I gotta get back nt the swing of things here. I'd been attending a church that kind of disintegrated. Down to a dozen members. I work with one other person and he is an alcoholic, though he is skilled in his work, but there are times I don't see him from Friday PM when he gets paid until about Tuesday.
I went to a Socrates Cafe for a while, but the membership there dwindled to a couple of people. Is it me? I bathe regularly.
I am kinda looking for a lady to spend time with, but will never marry again. Been there done that. Been there done that. Been there done that.
I'm not to concerned with the color of one's skin. I agree with the song. "I like 'em tall, I like 'em small, I like 'em, I like 'em dark, I like 'em light. I really, really, really, really like Girls!" In my case women since I'm on the fasr side of 60.
So, if there are any ladies out there who would like to be really really really liked, just let me know.
Love
Dingo El Gringo.

Would you ever seriously date someone twice your age?

• Yes

• No

Well, since I'm 60 years old, I'd hafta kinda go by what that actor said. You know the one who played God in "Oh, God" He was about 99 years old and someone asked why he didn't go out with women his own age, and he replied "There aren't any women my age." And there aren't any women twice my age either!

In response to Are you smarter than most people?
by Niobe:

Are you smarter than most people?

• Yes
• No

Book smart or people smart? Even these types of intelligence can be broken down into many categories.

I can't say how smart you are street wise, but your book learning seems to be right up there. And you are pretty damn good looking too.
Too bad you are younger than my children and farther north than Santa Claus and I'm older than dirt and on my way back south to Panam� where most of the ladies are about your skin tone and it never gets below 75degrees or above 87.
Love and other strange and conflicting emotions
The Old Fart aka MidniWriter

In response to These tests are retarded :

And I can't fucking stop taking them. Dear God, I'm an idiot.

It's what is called adiction. Had a problem with grass, and not walking on it. Kicked that and then tobacco moved to front and center. Before I cleaned that out of my life I did a few heavy rounds with Johnnie Walker and his friend Jim Beam along qith Dr Bacardi. Finally 8 years ago I got rid of cigarettes and alcohol for good, so now it's this damn test taking on OK Cupid! But, I've got to say that the tests don't make me get up in the night 5 times to pee, nor do they leave me a hacking cough, so as adictions go I'll stick with it, Thanks
The Old Fart
MidniWriter

If you really needed some cash, would you lie to get it?

• Yes
• No
• I'm Not Sure

Ya gotta be kidding. I'm the only honest enuff to admit that I'd lie for money? Aren't there any sales persons here? No politicians? No con artists?

Do you often find yourself wanting to chuck it all and go to live in a mountain cabin with no modern conveniences?

• Yes
• No

Been there, done that too!

Should frontal nudity be allowed on non-pay television?

• Yes
• No
• Only during certain hours

If killing people is OK then why not sex? I don't do television. Because I get a sick feeling when ever I see someone being killed. A counselor once told me that probably meant that in a former life I was killed. Whatever! But I believe that sexual activity is something that most people do, and killing is something that none of us should do.

If a clone was made of you, would you sleep with it?

• Yes
• No
• I Don't Know

Maybe so if I were gay. Could there be made a female clone of a male? Probably not.

Do you like to gag girls?

• Yes
• No
• I'm Not Sure

Gag Girls? I mean are we talking dirty here or violence or what?
And should my partner be into gagging girls? I'd say no, but if so could I watch?

Someone offers to give you $100 if you *don't* vote in the next national election. (for example, the US President) Do you take the money?

• Yes
• No

Of course I'd take their money and then go out and vote!
Is there any one who wouldn't???