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Midnight-Mover

34 Salem, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–55
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:57pm
Orientation
Heteroflexible, Straight, Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh, hey, it's a new profile... Now featuring ~39% less rambling, blathering, and bullshit!

I have a bit of a dirty mouth; if you can't deal with that, now would be a good time to GTFO.

I have a confession to make. My name is Alex, and I'm... long-winded.

However, I'm going to avoid that quality in this profile update. Maybe. We'll see.

So I'm a fairly interesting specimen of the early-30's human male in its natural environment. I'm generally pretty observant and engaging, though I need time to get wrapped up in my own thoughts as well. I appreciate nuance and subtlety. I'm skeptical and irreverent. I'm also pretty hilarious, I think. Your mileage may vary. Night owl. Metalhead. Film buff. Conspiracy realist. Highway star. Apocalypse dude. Sex machine.

I am in a non-monogamous relationship with (and live with) Punk_Rock_Sugar. So I'm not available to be anyone else's main squeeze, but I am open for and interested in casual dating. I'd enjoy meeting a fun new casual partner or friend w/benefits; if things end up platonic, that is cool, too, though not my motivation for being on here. The major caveat is that she has first dibs on the (hopefully) sexy details. Fear not, this is NOT a couple's profile; if you want to ask us both out, you're welcome to do so, but if I message you, it is on my own behalf.

Sometimes I play Quickmatch... What can I say, clicking things is fun. If I rated you highly, please accept my most superficial compliments! And/or say "hello" if you feel the urge.

Edit: Oh, hey again! OKC says I'm in on the new gender/orientation options beta... You jelly? No idea how my orientation will display to others, so you'll just have to ask, if it really matters. (Also, my relationship status is more accurately described 2 paragraphs back than it is in My Details section)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm still in the process of figuring out what I REALLY want to do with myself, but I'm taking classes in pursuit of a Masters in history, because it's something I enjoy and am pretty good at.

Also spending time with my girlfriend and friends, seeking out occasional mischief and hijinks, and immersing myself in as much media (audio/video/text), for entertainment, education, and enlightenment, as I can manage.

Also staying up too late.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'd like to think that I'm a good listener and writer. I can remember the hell out of trivial details. Find the absurdity and levity in most situations. I can swear like a bastard and turn most conversations pervy. Navigate. Like, a car, not a frigate or whatever. I am good at seeing different perspectives and playing devil's advocate. And word games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Long hair? Diabolic (yet endearing) grin? I dunno, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In keeping with my plan to avoid long-windedness, I'm going stick mostly with genres/subgenres/subjects instead of specifics. Suffice it to say, within the following categories, my taste is just plain fantastic and these are good topics to talk with me about. That doesn't apply so much to food; I don't have particularly good taste in food and don't know enough to talk about it in great depth.

Books:
75-80% non-fiction these days, between school and my own interests. That generally means a lot of history, politics, journalism, some biographies... I read a lot about 20th century politics, the Cold War, the national security state, covert operations, organized crime, political crime, organized political crime, civil liberties, foreign policy, geopolitics... Deep politics, para-politics, drug politics, terror politics, vast right-wing conspiracies (no, not THAT one). Capitalism and oligarchy. Domestic spying and political disruption, private intelligence networks, mind-control, propaganda and disinformation. Drug running, gun running, money laundering. The Assassinations (JFK/MLK/RFK), Watergate, and other coups. The China Lobby, the French connection, the Vietnam War, Koreagate, Iran-Contra. The Nazi diaspora, the Fascist International, the World Anti-Communist League.

I also like film and music biographies, criticism, what-have-you.

For fiction, I am especially into many different types of crime and suspense (Rex Stout, James Ellroy, Mario Puzo, Agatha Christie, Raymond Chandler, Cornell Woolrich, Johnathan Kellerman, A.C. Doyle). I enjoy horror fiction (H.P. Lovecraft, Richard Matheson), and occasionally some sci-fi and fantasy. Literary/non-genre fiction is not off the table, but not a priority.

Movies:
I like movies that are, in one way or another, sensational, gripping, or exciting, which usually means genre films (Horror, Thriller, Comedy, Action, Crime, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, War, Western, Sexploitation, etc.), though occasionally a good drama or something along art-house lines will catch my interest. I'm really into films of the 60s, 70s, and 80s, so I watch a lot more at home than in the theater, though my tastes are more recent when it comes to comedies. Some of my favorite filmmakers are David Cronenberg, Mario Bava, Alfred Hitchcock, Lucio Fulci, John Carpenter, Larry Cohen, Dario Argento, Jess Franco, Roger Corman, Kinji Fukusaku, Paul Naschy, Quentin Tarantino... I'm also a Will Ferrell fan.

Shows:
I lean more towards comedy with shows. Current: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, Archer, Peep Show, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Rec., Wilfred; Past: Mr. Show, Seinfeld, Fawlty Towers, Reno 911!, Party Down. I do get into some more dramatic/thrilling stuff as well, like Breaking Bad, Twin Peaks, Columbo, Star Trek (TOS), Weeds, OitNB, and The Rockford Files.

I also listen to lots of Black Op Radio and Mae Brussell (Dialogue Conspiracy/World Watchers International).

Music:
Heavy Metal (Is The Law), Thrash/Speed Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal, Doom Metal, Power Metal, Hard Rock, Punk, Hardcore, Industrial/EBM... I also dabble in Prog, Pop, and film scores.

Food:
I'm a bit picky, and not a foodie. Pizza and cereal are important. I appreciate a nice steak, a good burrito, a hearty chili (medium heat), buffalo chicken (ranch not bleu), taters precious, bacon cheeseburgers, fresh fruit, pasta, garlic lovers hummus... Ice cream! I drink too much Dr Pepper. When I drink beer, Bass Ale is my standby, though I like to try different things.

Games:
I think this should be included in this section. I've always been a big Scrabble fan, and my Words With Friends addiction is growing. I haven't had a chance to play Trivial Pursuit or Risk in awhile, so I'm definitely interested if you want to challenge me at either. My video game playing has dropped off drastically with my return to school, but I have spent my share of time with all generations from NES to PS3. Series: Contra, GTA, Assassin's Creed. Also tower defense games like PixelJunk Monsters and Comet Crash.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six cats. The two here and at least four more in existence to propagate the species.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
For starters, all the political/historical/social issues I mentioned with regards to my non-fiction reading. My next meal. Something I read or watched. People I've seen recently and others I haven't. The evolution of various genres of film, music, fiction. Taxonomy. The psychology and politics of aesthetics, art, and entertainment. Building better habits. Things I'd like to write about. Things I'm learning about. Things I don't understand at all. Things in the night.

I think a lot about making out and getting sexy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, there's a good chance I'm reading and singing Judas Priest to my cats (or possibly some King Diamond). Or unwinding with my lady with some takeout and a funny movie. I am certainly up for getting out and about when the destination is right, but Friday is basically just another night as far as I'm concerned.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, I was pretty candid in answering the match questions, so if you're looking for something juicy (and really, who isn't??), you might try looking there.

I might be judging you a little bit if: you think this section is an oxymoron (reading comprehension makes me hot), or you are more offended by flag burning than book burning. Just a little bit though. I might be judging you a lot if you think the earth is bigger than the sun.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like me. You really, really like me!

But please do not if you're not open to meeting offline in the nearish future or if you're going to delete your profile before I have a chance to reply. Seriously!