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Midtowngirll

44 F Sacramento, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m a:
Gracefully aging hipster mom; artist; animal lover; INFP; avid reader; diy enthusiast; music lover; movie fan; sensualist; comic book/anime/manga/cosplay/gamer/computer nerd; lecherous old lady who is interested in considerably younger men (I believe the polite term is “cougar”?); friendly, responsible, intelligent, down-to-earth and mature woman who refuses to grow up. Occasionally funny, but I’m not making any promises.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Career IT nerd, full-time and fully engaged mom of an awesome 15 year old, thinking of getting back into drawing comics (and maybe even publishing them this time!), but it’s still a yearning more than anything else.

And apparently, I'm one of the few people who actually take the OKCupid personality tests...

The Dating Persona test

My result, The Dirty Little Secret
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
So many talents, where to begin?… (*cough*).. Er, I give great conversation! *bada bing!*

Seriously? Erm, I’m pretty good at remembering useless trivia; being stealthy (when playing my Rogue); identifying animal shapes in the clouds; storytelling and creatively embellishing the truth; cooking comfort foods; being a mom; determining which direction is North at any given time..
I’m versatile!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don’t have a lot of people tell me, “You know, the first thing I noticed about you was…”, so the following is pure speculation on my part. Ahem… In no specific order, the first things people notice about me are:
My confidence (faked, but they don’t know that! Hee hee!)
My height
My boobs (not fake, and who am I fooling? I really should bump this to the top.. =p)
My smile
My eyes
My aura of uber-cool nerdiness
My facial tattoos (Just kidding! I have no facial tattoos…........yet.)

Update: Recently someone actually DID tell me the first thing they noticed, and I quote: "The first thing I noticed about you was that you're a badass". I didn't ask for an elaboration.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I’ll read a cereal box if nothing else is handy, but they don’t rank among my favorites. Without pulling a mile long list out, here’s enough to give you an idea: The Grapes of Wrath; Illusions; Snow Crash; Fight Club; Running with Scissors; the Zombie Fallout series (if you have Audible, GET THIS!); Various comic books, graphic novels and manga including: Doom Patrol, The Walking Dead, Preacher, Umbrella Academy, Dead Boy Detectives, and my absolute most favorite of them all: The Sandman and anything else Neil Gaiman ever put to paper.

Anime (Series, partial list): Ouran High School Host Club; High School of the Dead; Darker Than Black; Higurashi no Naku Koro ni; Death Note; Soul Eater; Black Butler; Fullmetal Alchemist; Elfen Lied; Zero no Tsukaima; One Piece; Nana. (What, you thought I was kidding about being an anime nerd??)
Anime (Movies, partial list) Once more, a complete list would be ridiculously long. And since my nerd cred is already firmly established (;p), we'll keep it super short.: Ninja Scroll, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Metropolis, Paprika, and a ton more.

Movies: This could take a while, so once again, a sampling: Anything by George Romero, especially Dawn of the Dead; Layer Cake; Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels; Snatch; Donnie Darko; Napoleon Dynamite; Scott Pilgrim; Se7en; Evil Dead (both original and remake); Heathers; Nightmare Before Christmas (hell, anything by Tim Burton!); Rocky Horror Picture Show; Shawn of the Dead; Pulp Fiction; Kill Bill vols. 1 &2; Zombieland; 300; The Crow; Sin City; the list goes on and on… (Real highbrow stuff, I know.)

Music: I'll absorb whatever catches my ear and incorporate it into my life's soundtrack.

Old /longstanding favorites include: Miles Davis; DJ Shadow; Linda Perry; The Cure; A Perfect Circle; Tool; Joy Division; The Ramones; Portishead; Daft Punk; Deadmau5; 90's grunge - Mother Love Bone, Alice in Chains, Screaming Trees, Pearl Jam, etc.; Old skool funk - Parliament, The Nation Funktasia, etc.; 90s industrial - NIN (If you're a Trent anything-alike... marry me!), Ministry, Ramstein, KMFDM, you get the idea...

Currently in heavy rotation: My Chemical Romance (esp. Three Cheers…); Kimbra; Jeff Buckley; DJ Shadow; some old NIN; Panic! At The Disco; and Falling in Reverse, although if confronted I will adamantly deny it.

Games: Since I'm often asked which games I play, here's a quick overview:
I tend to play either MMORPGs (PC) or survival horror (XBox/ PC).
I'm a long time WoW player, played LOTRO, Eve Online, Diablo III..
Console-wise, my favs are the Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Splinter Cell and Bioshock series.
Basically, if you gotta be stealthy... or fight off zombies... or be stealthy while fighting off zombies.. I'll play it!

Currently playing: The Last of Us
Which thoroughly kicks ass, by the way.

Really excited about the new MMORPG Destiny, due to be released Sept. 2014.

Food: I'm an adventurous eater, an excellent cook, and a damn fine mixologist... of protein shakes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mind
My kid
Music
Self-expression
Something to laugh about
Hope.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Completely inappropriate things for a woman of my age.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing laundry like a boss!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Would be something so incredibly mind-blowing that I could only tell you in person, just to see the look on your face…
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can clue me in to what OKC means by "Pure". As in, I'm apparently considerably "Less Pure" than other chicks my age?
What the hell does that mean??? XD

You want to make a fun, laid back and occasionally witty new friend, who also happens to be old enough to be your mother..'s younger sister. =p
And..
You're game for sporting a little guyliner every now and again, if only to humor me. ;)