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26 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:05am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Ancient Greek (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Born and raised in Iowa, which, contrary to popular belief, is different from the South. Also we aren't the ones with the potatoes.

I'm not a big fan of labels. I don't like to call myself straight, or bi, or queer. I like people. I tend to like female-identified more, both romantically and platonically. That's it.

I'm independently happy, and am neither looking for someone to complete me nor looking to complete someone; I'm looking to share happy times with happy people!

I have very recently set the record for saying happy the most times in a single run-on sentence.

Doing my best to be an ally to those less privileged.

I have way more interests than I have lifetimes to pursue them. I want to spend a century studying astronomy. I want to be a neurosurgeon. I want to be an investigative journalist embedded in a war zone. I want to create a self-sustaining energy source. I want to live in Siberia. I want to create self-replicating nanomachines. I want to learn a dying language (FORTRAN doesn't count). I want to spend a lifetime as a woman. I want to spend a lifetime as a cat. I want to fly. I want to see the depths on the ocean, the surface of Venus and the center of a star a million light years away. I want to be part of the singular technological consciousness. If you're currently doing any of these (especially those last few) I would love to talk you ear off about it.

I like to think I'm Chaotic Good, but in reality am probably Lawful Neutral.

I don't put a lot of stock into Myers-Briggs, but it seems many do, so I'm INxx. Meaning I'm firmly I and N, but the last two change whenever I take the test.

Also, NSPP
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as an admin at a real estate firm (thrilling!) as a means to support my endeavors into story writing and game design/development. Currently finding ways to spend more time do the latter than the former.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Big poofy hair (though it's been shorter lately), big blue eyes. Possibly a beard as well, depending if I'm currently bearding. Deadpan humor that might make you think I'm a horrible human being if you take me too seriously.

I'm not saying I'm NOT a horrible human being, but if I am it's only for the fun reasons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've been trying to find something more interesting to do with this field, since giant lists are boring, So, I'm putting movies, books, etc. that I plan on consuming here. Let me know any I should add! Or if you see one you want to read/etc. together!

Movies to see:

* Snowpiercer
* The Abyss

Books to read:

* Andromeda Strain
* Sex at Dawn

Games to play:

* Kentucky Route Zero
* Valkyria Chronicles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ever since I said on my profile, jokingly, that I speak ancient Greek fluently, I keep getting Spanish ads. How does that work?

Why is everyone learning to play the ukulele all of the sudden? Was there some ukulele revival I missed?

Puppies are like cleavage for animal lovers. Think about it. But not too hard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Don't know if there is a typical Friday. Any or all may be included:

Biking around Greenlake
Engaging in a ritualized social activity of some sort.
Trolling reddit.
Pet projects (writing code and writing stories; occasionally working on my bike).
Absolutely nothing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a gender rights advocate trapped in a cis white male body. I can't help it, I was born this way!

I love girly folksy/pop music. Deal with it. <3 Regina Spektor.

I have terrible joints and it can be a struggle to stay active and fit. I generally don't bring it up or let it get in the way, though.
You should message me if
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If you're too nervous to message people; I promise I'm nice.

If you're an artist (especially if you're an animator) or sound engineer/composer that wants to collaborate on a video game project. I promise I can pay with hugs and home-made thai food.

Most of all, tough, if your ideal evening is snuggled up watching MST3K and/or Rifftrax, then I wish to engage in conversation immediately and at length.